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well Mr. Chalice,

after following you in the election campaign, I have found you have continuously mentioned swedish models being rather...favourable...to the male gender. As having an IQ greater than double digits (no offense if you have a double digit IQ) I know that as scientific fact.

But I crossed something on the internet that made me question your comments. I now want to visit Germany(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs39/PRE/f/2008/329/a/d/Oktoberfest_by_JoPereira.jpg)

So Chalice, Which European country has the best females? should you reconsider some of your campaign promises?


KARNAGE

Well Karnage.....I'm glad you asked.

For this particular response I would like to use the aid of a visual medium.

1st of all I'd like to point out that..unlike the swedish..the germans clearly have to resort to Anime in order to show off a hot chick.  Having said that..they DO have a few VERY fine specimens...The swedish however, have a far..far greater Hot per Ugly chick ratio compared to the rest of the world and as such are used in my writings.

Now what follows is a slideshow type example, using pics...and i'll leave the answer to you.



1st off lets start with traditional Garb..which do you prefer?

German
(http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=500&uid=1916557279)

Swedish
(http://cdn.costumesupercenter.com/csc_inc/images/items/343x432/STM10247.jpg)


Now lets move onto photo's of the everyday German/Swedish woman


Swedish Girl - HOT RATIO 1-1
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_duAuTt2KJgk/S3jTcSj1OcI/AAAAAAAAAS8/ja9e-yB_4ac/s320/Swedish_Women_Photos_Elin_Nordegren.jpg)

German Girl - HOT RATIO 1-1
(http://www.cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/german_girl.jpg)

Swedish Girl - HOT RATIO 2-2
(http://www.girliesite.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1w9vnsrj7xztmzkk9hy1.jpg)

German Girl - HOT RATIO 2-2
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-ya2WB_B57Y/TBn-DNJwt_I/AAAAAAAAFGU/QpRQM8uplj4/s1600/Germany+Hot+Football+Female+Fans+-+Sexy+German+Soccer+Girls-4.jpg)


Swedish Girl..this one's wearing Cam's and holding a pistol..gets extra credits in my book - HOT RATIO 3-3
(http://itsguycode.com/images/stories/military-chicks/swedish/swedish-main.jpg)

German Girls...these are holding Beers...gets extra credit in my book - Hot Ratio 6-6
(http://www.environmentaltalk.com/wp-content/uploads/JealousGermanGirl.jpg)

Swedish Girl..Nasty Tattoo get extra credits in my book - HOT RATIO - 4-4
(http://euro2008girls.com/pics/hot-swedish-girl.jpg)

German Girl...is holding a hose...doesn't get an extra credit in my book - HOT RATIO 6-7
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8Z-9mS0t_EQ/S-IAVkUtpeI/AAAAAAAAAfg/XVL9q_-BsTM/s1600/fat-ugly-girl-non-nude-pictures.jpg)

Swedish Girls - HOT RATIO 10-10
(http://lostinstockholm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/swedishgirls1.jpg)


German Girl - HOT RATIO 6-8
(http://3.ximages.funkfuck.com/t/61/11/16/5-240x180.jpg)


Even the British agree with me - HOT RATIO 20-20
(http://api.ning.com/files/e3td-oxnQdMHjGkjApsRJBlFO5WJEevn6LFPg6FbgChsGbs7XRZSdp6zdh9rc56ODTcoc3gufmYiXhgKNZZwrQaQ2HTxXPFV/swedish_girls.jpg)

SUMMARY

So in Conclusion ...as demonstrated by my most excellent use of pictures you can see that Germany finished with a "HOT RATIO of 6 out of 8 chicks are hot", Whilst Sweden came in at a staggering 20 out of 20.

This indicates Sweden seem to have more hot chicks per population than any other country and as such I shall continue to the Swedish girls in my writings.

Hope that Helps,

Chalice

German chicks= Rude
Swedish= boring

Half asian half spanish chicks= Fucken hot.

Theres my thoughts :)

-1 poor appreciation of the finer cultures including THE finest culture!  

You have no vote until you have enjoyed the wanton sexuality of a drunk Swedish girl under the mid-night sun or the exploratory groping of a young female wrestler from Kiel after her first night visiting the shadier establishments around the Reeperbahn.

Sillen it has been widely proven that Australians are the most cultured country in the world...we ooze the shit.

*coughs bullshit*

i like the serbs... those chicks are seriously fucked up and will let you do ANYTHING TO THEM>>>>

Another "glorious" post in DI classics great stuff ascent can be a big point as shown in south park germans females have a deeper voice than the men =-O