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Title: real life conversation
Post by: cryptochild4 on 04/08/2010, 07:38 PM
that i had on MSN, i couldnt help but laugh

La Belle Dame Sans Merci says:
 well,
 i want you do tear my clothes off
 and treat me like shit
Herra Hirviö says:
 easy, i'll just tell you to cook me dinner, since your clothes are gone, you can cook naked
La Belle Dame Sans Merci says:
 i'm not cooking you anything!
Herra Hirviö says:
 thats treating you like shit
La Belle Dame Sans Merci says:
 no it isn't
Herra Hirviö says:
 yes it is
La Belle Dame Sans Merci says:
 that's treating me like a woman
Herra Hirviö says:
 really??
La Belle Dame Sans Merci says:
 yes
Herra Hirviö says:
 in my book, telling someone to cook me dinner and ignoring them is treating them like shit
La Belle Dame Sans Merci says:
 no
 that's treating them like a wife
 or girlfirend
 or partner
Herra Hirviö says:
 you have some fucked up ideas, thats being taken for granted, there in treated terribly
La Belle Dame Sans Merci says:
 * grumble *
 could i do it in an apron then?
 something preferably frilly?

so now i get to watch dinner being cooked by a naked hotty, life can't get any better than this


Title: Re: real life conversation
Post by: ENGAGE on 04/08/2010, 07:50 PM
Nice work Crypto.
I personally would have used reverse psychology in that situation. It seems to work on 16 year old girls. :P


Title: Re: real life conversation
Post by: cryptochild4 on 04/08/2010, 07:53 PM
on this note, you all need to download and watch "Urotsukidōji", note (not safe for anyone)


Title: Re: real life conversation
Post by: Syklone on 04/08/2010, 07:54 PM
ok thats a random chat or your wife on MSN - or MSN Live messenger random chat with some truck driver pretending to be a naked woman in the kitchen cooking yo ua foot long to insert some where ? ?


Title: Re: real life conversation
Post by: cryptochild4 on 04/08/2010, 08:00 PM
i know her.


Title: Re: real life conversation
Post by: KARNAGE on 04/08/2010, 08:33 PM
I chose to not do psychology cause its hard and there was heaps of work. oh how I wish I chose to do it


Title: Re: real life conversation
Post by: bageled on 05/08/2010, 05:35 PM
Crypto I hope that is the one with the full set of teeth....