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Title: bad translator
Post by: Sgt.fatman on 31/05/2010, 06:20 PM
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

basicly it translates a word or sentance 52 times and then gives you the result. plz post up funny ones

e.g
chalice loves to play bad company 2 while he should be playing hon

turned into

And good players and bad.


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Pricey on 31/05/2010, 06:24 PM
mount and blade warband is a good game

= Mauntay knife and friends, good games

hmmmm


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: reggie on 31/05/2010, 06:28 PM
Stairway to heaven backwards... how about translated?

Original text:

"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean For the May queen Yes, there are two paths you can go by But in the long run There's still time to change The road you're on"

...54 translations later we get:

"This year, there are two different ways, for example, the queen. But I do not have to worry about fenses."


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: ReRoll.au on 31/05/2010, 06:45 PM
mine goes from:

Chalice loves the goat cock.

to

Flowers goats love your parents.

to

Intense love of their parents.

(i think chal has a thing for nortons daddy)


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 31/05/2010, 07:38 PM
Chalice loves the cock

AFRIKAANS : Beker lief vir die haan
Back to ENGLISH : Mug loves the cock
ALBANIAN : Turi e do karin
Back to ENGLISH : The tour will cock
ARABIC : وسوف جولة ديك
Back to ENGLISH : Will have a tour
BELARUSIAN : Ці будзе мець тур
Back to ENGLISH : Will have a tour
BULGARIAN : Ще има турне
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a tour
CATALAN : Hi haurĂ  un tour
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a tour
CHINESE : 将有一游
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 将有一个访问
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 將有一個訪問
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit
CROATIAN : Tu će biti posjetiti
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit

There will be a visit


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Chalice on 31/05/2010, 07:44 PM
mine goes from:

Chalice loves the goat cock.

to

Flowers goats love your parents.

to

Intense love of their parents.

(i think chal has a thing for nortons daddy)


LOL..actually i read that as flower wielding goats love your parents..then if we include the 2nd translation..the goats love them intensely..LOL :D


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Chalice on 31/05/2010, 07:46 PM
p.s. You can all go get fucked = Journey to hell.


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Chalice on 31/05/2010, 07:48 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

I left Randomizer his pocket money after shagging his mother = Wang the main tool

It sure was Randomizer..it sure was

:D :D :D :D :D :D


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Virgil83 on 31/05/2010, 08:19 PM
Chalice loves the cock

AFRIKAANS : Beker lief vir die haan
Back to ENGLISH : Mug loves the cock
ALBANIAN : Turi e do karin
Back to ENGLISH : The tour will cock
ARABIC : وسوف جولة ديك
Back to ENGLISH : Will have a tour
BELARUSIAN : Ці будзе мець тур
Back to ENGLISH : Will have a tour
BULGARIAN : Ще има турне
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a tour
CATALAN : Hi haurĂ  un tour
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a tour
CHINESE : 将有一游
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 将有一个访问
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 將有一個訪問
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit
CROATIAN : Tu će biti posjetiti
Back to ENGLISH : There will be a visit

There will be a visit

That's pretty profound... Who knew Chalice loving the cock would turn out to be such an eye opener?


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: KARNAGE on 31/05/2010, 08:28 PM
original: someone in death inc has a thing for Xplode's sister

translated: Iraqi National Congress, killing one person and his sister's things Xplod


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: KARNAGE on 31/05/2010, 08:32 PM
a lyric from david guetta and kid cudi

all the crazy shit i did tonight, those would be the best memories, I just want to let it go for the night, that would be the best therapy for me

translated to

My crazy dog droppings all tonight, the best memories, to let go, just one day for me would be a good treatment


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: DonutKing on 01/06/2010, 10:45 AM
Original text:

"chalice is an OK guy, really"

...54 translations later we get:

"Best football in the real world."


during the translation it was coming up with shit about FIFA world cup, hahaha



Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Chalice on 01/06/2010, 10:47 AM
WTF is with all the Chalice fixation ppl..go kick a puppy or something FFS :P

p.s. Donut, it came up with that cuz all you bastards are kicking into me..I obviously make a good football :D


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: DonutKing on 01/06/2010, 10:55 AM
I dunno man, everyone else was posting stuff about you so I just wanted to jump on the bandwagon


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: DonutKing on 01/06/2010, 10:57 AM
OK here' a damit one:



Original text:

"damit has latent homosexual tendencies"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is sexy?"

rofl


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Chalice on 01/06/2010, 11:37 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ..Thats great :D


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: BoHiCa on 01/06/2010, 11:37 AM
Original text:

"WTF is with all the Chalice fixation ppl..go kick a puppy or something FFS"

...54 translations later we get:

"10. World .. Selective management cup in the competition taekvondo."


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: BoHiCa on 01/06/2010, 11:39 AM
Original text:

"WTF is with all the Chalice fixation ppl..go kick a puppy or something FFS"

...25 translations later we get:

"Overall .. Taekwondo World Cup fever, randomized, controlled trials or dog"


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: Chalice on 01/06/2010, 11:59 AM
Thats cuz WTF = World TaeKwonDo Federation ..clever translator


Title: Re: bad translator
Post by: BoHiCa on 01/06/2010, 12:28 PM
"so does my cock...had to say it..love you, bye now "

...10 translations later we get:

"Keep in mind that wild ... say goodbye .."