Death Inc

Please indicate your reason for joining: Social Gaming

RL Name/First Name: kyle lentz

Nickname/Game Name: Twat

Age: 29

Contact Email: kylelentz80@gmail.com

A bit about me:

I am currently a full time active serving member of the Royal Australian Navy and I like to escape the shit of a life I have, the full story could be a bore so I will save you the crap

Why I would like to join Death Inc:

My bro got me to join a squad of DI guys in PR and I really like and enjoy the banter

Who/What directed you to Death Inc: Referred by an Existing Member

If you were referred by a Member, or via another method, please give details:

Anglomanii, he is my brother

Which Games do you play on a regular basis?

TF2? Yes / BFBC2? No / PR? Yes / COD4? Yes / MW2? No / CS:S? No / STO? No / COH? Yes

Please select which game (if any) you would like to represent the Clan in:

None

For the games you've selected above, please provide details of your favourite kits/classes:

Anglo's brother? do u speak German aswel  :P

Welcome mate  :)   

Oh God..its a rubber ducky..we dont need your kind here salt dog..your life would've been better if you had of chosen the mighty green uniform and been a grunt like I was.. What the hell are you doing playing an Infantry sim anyway..shouldn't you be playing an online yachting game or something?  Navy lads can only go prone and crawl like friggin crabs on dry land which is why I ask...do they even issue you guys with rifles anymore? :D

Want to know an interesting fact guys?...all navy personell are 87% Aboriginal...its fact..that's why they both like the smell of Diesel so much :)

Just stirring ya..welcome mate..ya can't be any worse than Anglo and I thought i'd get most of my payouts out of the way now :P

the quality of the clan just went A-up

welcome, fuckin rofl chal +1.

Welcome mate :)

Oi..you fake +1'd me prick :D

Was hilarious last night...The Old Salt dog and I were bantering away at one another for hours...makes me miss the military life.

He does mummble alot though as he IS a sailor...so he usually has a certain spitting fleshy object in his gob, so you have to....almost interpret what he says, one thing i got clear though was his regret at not being at the pointy end of the sword and being a lead blooded grunt :)

*Eagerly awaits nasty response*

Well I might have to send out a thankyou for the kind welcomes and a solid suck my salty balls to golden chalice, (he now knows what one is) I will be away at sea for the next couple weeks but should be back for weekends. I hope to get to know most of you guys and hope this will enhance my gaming, maybe you can drop some hints in the field, oh and I am very open to slander and insults, hopefully one of you can teach chalice how to hurt feelings, cause all I feel is warm goodness from his "hurtful" word.

hey man welcome :)

Then only feelings chalice knows how to hurt is the feelings in other mens asses after he bones them.

Please feel free to pay chalice out as much as you like, we all do :)

Dex

Seriously..Fuck you guys

I'm playing nice..anyone who's willing to serve in the forces is fine by me...except for those stuck up Top Gun wannabe's..they shit me to tears  :PDT_Armataz_01_06:

Welcome to Death Inc!


Yes, it's rather like a whole-of-clan hobby actually...

I already +1'd you that day so ill do it again, also here's a little tip when fighting on a ship, when and if they get close enough to you, disguise as them, come from behind and smack their ass and say "your next". they wont do a thing, oh wait, it's the navy, they might enjoy it :P just remember chal likes taking the crap outta people.

Welcome

i see you are making yourself at home,... good good.

When i fininsh this outage i look forward to catching you ingame.
As for chalice's "bite",. he lost all his agro when he got neutered, and now just sits in his corner licking his balls and barking at anything that strolls by.

he's just not the same mut anymore


P.S lub you chal  :PDT_Armataz_01_12:

WOOF WOOF..Prick :P

I'm sure that means he has no nuts if he got neutered.

Thank you Paradox for coming to my rescue..Geez..what happening in this world when ya cant even pick on a navy guy anymore?

Speaking of Navy..how's your float coming along Twat? Is going to ready in time?  Mardi Gras will be here before you know it!!!

I knew it was a little wierd seeing "licking his nuts" hen he got neutered, but seeing chal get snapped (assuming sammy's approval :P ) was something I didn't want to miss

Looks like nobody has set you up on the forums yet- I've sorted it out and sent you a PM :)
Trial started

sorry,.. i did some quick editing of the orginal post becuase i forgot you haven't come out yet,.. or would you have liked me to put it out there that you get him to lick your balls. Wasn't sure if you were ready for everyone to know,.. :P

Seriously...get fucked you lot :P

once again the slack jawed freaks take a stab at the navy and being gay, well if some one wants to lick my balls while i'm at sea and unable to step ashore to get some pussy, fine by me. Oh and just a fact the other services hate the navy cause when we pull into a port near their base we go out and get all the pussy, and they are left holding their cocks.( this should pick up the arguments again, I love to provoke, bring it bitches i can take it, I am still waiting for a comment that will rustle my feathers )

oh, you really should've chosen better words, just wait and you'll see

LOL...we're not trying to ruflle your feathers...yet!!!   

And you make an interesting point about pulling into port and getting the women...I mean, who are we to give you shit for making US hold our cocks for the one night you're ashore...when you are forced to hold each others for the other 9 months your not? :P

BAHAHA. Nice Chalice.

Chal you also forgot to mention the difference between us holding each others cocks and them resting their balls on each others chins.

exactly... when they do it its gay. When we do it its cute

*shakes head and walks away from this one*

Donut,.. ???

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I know....he just gave Navy Boy all the ammo he ever needs in one foul post

Cute:definition: the look a new seamen gives you when he decides sucking your dick would be easier then cleaning the CHT tank

And then he gives us all the ammo we need right back..now thats generosity ppl :D

Trial passed, congrats :)

Congrats

oh dear now we are all in trouble.

I believe he is the one in trouble, he's in the navy and joined DI

GRATZ

oh, i almost forgot, congrats  :thumbup:

Congratulations on the Successful Trial Completion, and welcome to Death Inc :)

thanks guys, you blowjobs are in the mail