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Title: Epic conversation
Post by: KARNAGE on 27/03/2010, 08:54 PM
so, and lets call them "girl 1" and "girl 2", 5 people and I were walking and as one girl was saying that "for girls your body gets your energy first from your boobs" so I said "does that mean a girl with really big boobs could like, run a marathon really fast?"

"not necessarily, because if you have big boobs it hurts when you run and that soo.." (she kept going on but I forgot)

then girl 2 turns around and says "how would you know girl 1?"

FUCKEN ROFL!


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: mandatory05 on 28/03/2010, 04:23 PM
thats bs, the girl wouldn't necessarily run faster with big boobs, its everyone around her slows down to look at her lovely coconuts.


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: bageled on 28/03/2010, 04:29 PM
I remember at my high school athletics carnival, one of the girls a few years above me had a very.....womanly and athletic body, she competed in one of the long races, short shorts, singlet, and every time she went past the stadium everyone cheered.

Your friend could be right though. I watched a doco on SBS a few weeks ago, and they mentioned a study that was done in the 70's about the human body's ability to live of fat reserves. They got some fat guy, like 100kg plus, and wanted to see how long he could go without eating. They fed him vitamins only, he went for over a year without eating, and yes, lost a lot of weight.

So it is concievable that a girl with big boobs could walk for longer, I don't know about faster. Though marathon runners tend to be little more than skin and bone....


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE on 29/03/2010, 05:34 PM
big boobs make you run faster? LIES


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: Z00111111 on 29/03/2010, 05:40 PM
"how would you know girl 1?"


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: Virgil83 on 29/03/2010, 05:44 PM
You speaking from experience there Starbuck? 

Or perhaps, if you don't want to answer, Jstar could fill us in... LOL


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: Ametros on 29/03/2010, 05:54 PM
You speaking from experience there Starbuck? 

Or perhaps, if you don't want to answer, Jstar could fill us in... LOL

This doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me however, is how long it took for this question to be asked..


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE on 29/03/2010, 06:05 PM
trying to think of a witty reply that changes the topic... failing


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: Farmy on 29/03/2010, 06:19 PM
No wrong, you should give her a big slap to teach her a lesson.


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: Virgil83 on 29/03/2010, 06:19 PM
You speaking from experience there Starbuck?  

Or perhaps, if you don't want to answer, Jstar could fill us in... LOL

This doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me however, is how long it took for this question to be asked..

Well, you know... I've just been WAITING for an excuse to ask about Starbuck's rack LOL :P


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: Ametros on 29/03/2010, 06:38 PM
You speaking from experience there Starbuck?  

Or perhaps, if you don't want to answer, Jstar could fill us in... LOL

This doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me however, is how long it took for this question to be asked..

Well, you know... I've just been WAITING for an excuse to ask about Starbuck's rack LOL  :P

Virg, it seems to me you've been pent-up recently and have decided to let everything out tonight. :p


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: Virgil83 on 29/03/2010, 06:48 PM
You speaking from experience there Starbuck? 

Or perhaps, if you don't want to answer, Jstar could fill us in... LOL

This doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me however, is how long it took for this question to be asked..

Well, you know... I've just been WAITING for an excuse to ask about Starbuck's rack LOL  :P

Virg, it seems to me you've been pent-up recently and have decided to let everything out tonight. :p

Well, I've been seperated for a couple of months now, so there's a lot... ummm... "pent up" :P


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: naf on 29/03/2010, 08:21 PM
less crass talk to the teenager imho... (ignore pedo bear in my sig)


Title: Re: Epic conversation
Post by: DonutKing on 29/03/2010, 08:32 PM
^ iawtp