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General Forum => Funnies, Media and SPAM => Topic started by: Sgt.fatman on 26/03/2010, 04:58 PM



Title: the member below me
Post by: Sgt.fatman on 26/03/2010, 04:58 PM
i saw this game on another fourm and decided that deathinc. could have a little fun with it

the rules are simple: i will start it by saying "the member below me" follwd by a action or description such as has raced on a donkey or has red hair the next person to post has to state weather they have or have not done the act or can be described that way followed by a new "the member below me" statement. lets keep this up to a deathinc. standerd guys if i dotn feel sick after reading your posts your not trying hard enough :)

the member below me has soiled themselves trying to fart


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: DonutKing on 26/03/2010, 05:02 PM
Yes (If you haven't done this at least once I question your masculinity)

The member below me has been teabagged in real life


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: MOSH on 26/03/2010, 05:26 PM
great donut has ended the game already!


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Sgt.fatman on 26/03/2010, 05:32 PM
you can say no you just have to keep it going


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Jstar on 26/03/2010, 06:09 PM
No ( i Hope)

The member below me enjoys the company of goats


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: KARNAGE on 26/03/2010, 06:15 PM
Yes, they're pretty awesome (and i dont like them the same way as Chal, thats going a bit far)

The member below has had a pain in an ass muscle.


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Jstar on 26/03/2010, 06:30 PM
Yes actually ( soccer injury)

The member below me has a nasty rash.


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Sgt.fatman on 26/03/2010, 07:25 PM
its not a rash its herpies

the member below me has a third nipple


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Jstar on 26/03/2010, 07:34 PM
I actually have a mole just above my right nipple, does that count?

The member below me suffers from premature ejaculation


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: cowcar on 26/03/2010, 08:19 PM
yes, although i question the "premature" bit. sounds like a chick wrote it. As far as i am concerned, i was economical with my time, yet still had fun (well.. i did anyway)...
the member below me has shaved around or all of their genitailia...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Virgil83 on 26/03/2010, 08:43 PM
Nope, tried that once and it itched way too much...

The member below me has blue eyes...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: DonutKing on 26/03/2010, 09:16 PM
nope, brown

Member below me has fantasized about having sex with Amanda Vanstone


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Virgil83 on 26/03/2010, 09:52 PM
Yes, constantly... I actually have a pin up of her in the Senate on my wall for jacking off purposes...

The person below me has experimented sexually on their "better half" with a form of fruit or vegetable...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: MOSH on 27/03/2010, 08:59 AM
........ sadly i tried but it was just strawberries!

the person below me has tried a meatspin while looking at their reflection!


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Sgt.fatman on 27/03/2010, 09:21 AM
if you count just up and down as a spin then yes

the member below me has gotten hard from milking a cow


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Project Alpha on 27/03/2010, 09:44 PM
I dont think it was milk but...

the member below me has the wrong number of testicles.


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: DonutKing on 27/03/2010, 09:55 PM
If 6 is the wrong number of testicles... then I don't want to be right

(interesting fact... Adolf Hitler only had one testicle)


anyway... the member below me likes to rock out with their cock out (alternatively for the ladies: jam out with their clam out)


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: MOSH on 28/03/2010, 08:00 AM
yes i have done so many times at work!

the member below me has slept with a fellow member of the clan (can be non-sexual or sexually.... Looking at you Chal and Donut!)


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Virgil83 on 28/03/2010, 08:32 AM
Yes, VirgilJNR, in a totally non sexual way (he's my son)...

the member below me considers himself "well equipped"...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: DonutKing on 28/03/2010, 08:44 AM
I'm pretty well equipped. I have a bitchin PC, a motorbike with heaps of accsssories, and a couple of guitars with a few toys for them too. I certainly do own lots of equipment.

The member below me has tried to autofellate themselves at least once


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Virgil83 on 28/03/2010, 09:13 AM
Bah, just once is for quitters... I try constantly!  :P

The member below me has been laid in the past 24 hours...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: ReRoll.au on 28/03/2010, 05:27 PM
YES!.... no... (sadface)

the member below me ate a raw bull testicle with out throwing up....


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Noraa78 on 28/03/2010, 06:00 PM
does fondling one count?  >:D (NO)

the member below me has looked for a solution to an embarrissing problem online rather than go to the doctors or hospital


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 29/03/2010, 01:29 PM
..........but now I have a cream that should clear it all up (I hope).

The member below me was involved in the cult ritual of................


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: DonutKing on 29/03/2010, 01:43 PM
Does "soggy sao" count as a cult ritual? If so, then yes

THe member below me has sustained an erection from viewing goatse or tubgirl


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Virgil83 on 29/03/2010, 04:40 PM
nope, but I just saw tubgirl for the first time after seeing you mention it, and I very nearly threw up... you're fucking EVIL DonutKing...

The member below me is a female...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: naf on 29/03/2010, 05:34 PM
so that made it ok to look at lemon party

The member below me once based their life on garry glitter...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: DonutKing on 29/03/2010, 05:38 PM
LMAO Virgil.... I would have thought you'd know better than to google anything I mention on the internet.... especially soething mentioned in the same sentence as goatse :D


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Virgil83 on 29/03/2010, 05:42 PM
Oh I'm a fucking retard... seriously... I was curious, I think the thought process went something like "Hmm, I wonder what that is?" yeah... I dunno WTF I would do that, especially off one of YOUR posts.


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: MOSH on 29/03/2010, 06:29 PM
.... i wore a leather studded vest once if that counts??

the member below me didn't pause or close the browser watching 4 girls finger paint until it finished!


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Sgt.fatman on 30/03/2010, 08:07 PM
i dont know what that is and theres no way im googleing it so no

the member below me has enjoyed the smell of one or more of there farts


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: ENGAGE on 30/03/2010, 09:39 PM
mmmmmmm bacon...... oh hi didn't see you come in.

the member below me has eaten liver,with fava beans and a nice Chianti.


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: MOSH on 31/03/2010, 09:04 AM
it was Duck Liver and i gobbled it all up! *f-f-f-f-f-f-ff-ssssss*

the member below me has had someone else accidently spit in their mouth while talking to them.


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE on 02/04/2010, 06:50 PM
That has occured

the member below me has waxed a part of their body


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Virgil83 on 03/04/2010, 12:17 PM
Nope... have shaved parts of it though...

The member below me has done something "naughty" in the back of a car...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: ReRoll.au on 03/04/2010, 08:27 PM
if you mean punching your cousin in the face because she stole your milk...then yes XD

the member below me has enjoyed the company of goat a bit too "much"...


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Jstar on 03/04/2010, 09:02 PM
You can never enjoy company too much ;)

TMBM urinates freely, where ever, when ever


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Number One on 03/04/2010, 11:12 PM
but never alone!

the member below me finds the film tub-girl to be a dramatic reenactment of their younger life


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE on 04/04/2010, 06:59 AM
havent seen it. not googling it. you people have already made me google too much :|

the member below me has stayed awake for over 48 hours


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Chalice on 04/04/2010, 07:44 AM
Yes..I party hard :)

The member below me secretly wants to bungee jump whilst holding a chicken by the neck in each hand


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Jstar on 04/04/2010, 08:23 AM
I never ever thought of that. However, awesome :P

TMBM Has been in a macarena marathon


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 04/04/2010, 09:00 AM
When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say that I'm buena they all want me, they can't have me.

The member below me bought a nVidia GeForce4 to play BFBC2.


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: KARNAGE on 05/04/2010, 01:58 PM
nope, although i like nvidia i've got an ATI 5750, and i don't have BFBC2 either...

the member below me has tight jeans somewhere, but still wears them under their ass


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: MOSH on 06/04/2010, 05:59 PM
do Skinny jeans count? i work in them when in a 'fashionable' club!

TMBM has been caught with their interest history full of weird pron!


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Jstar on 06/04/2010, 06:16 PM
No Never. What is this porn you speak of :P

TMBM walks around there house with it hanging out for the world to see


Title: Re: the member below me
Post by: Chalice on 06/04/2010, 07:16 PM
Yes..I do..alot, the world has yet to complain..so I shall keep doing so.

TMBM has tried to do the Thai ping pong ball trick themselves