Death Inc

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Wednesday 20th January 2010
Terminal and what ever other map.
No Team-speak Serer.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ohdaddy      (we don't have a site, we arnt that serious)
Contact add my steam? atomz09
We want a 2v6 scrim, our 2 vs any 6 of you, i want the guy that thinks he is top "shit" in the game, he knows who he is, i forgot his name.

lol, you seem like a nice kid

I'm top shit :)

You been teabagging again dex?

Wait a minute... the name of your clan is "Oh Daddy?"  oh ROFL... ROFL... ROFLMAO...

Let me guess, you're all a bunch of sexually abused young boys, united in friendship and common purpose by the moans of "Ohhh, Daddy... oh, harder daddy" in which you engage in your nightly incestious adventures?

That's disgusting... *shakes head*

I'm impressed they think they're good enough to beat 6 of our guys with only 2 of theirs.

zoo, they must be like those awesome players we hear about.

Oh god, their two couldn't take one of us.

I am going to do this, and I am going to show them that
we are better than them, as I believe I am good enough
to uphold the honor of our clan. So boys, I think some of
us should sign up aye?

Rampage

P.S. Just for this challenge, I am not going to go to 4th prestige
straight away so I can have all of my perks, killstreaks and weapons.
The prestige can wait until tomorrow.

just as i hit 5th prestiege today :\

yakkk, we will win, just wait. dont get best in aus for no reason.

ok

you also don't name your clan after the sound you make when your dad touches you for no reason.

its MW2......anyone who thinks this game is competitive is under the age of 13, coming here and challenging us proves my point

lolz at this..has to be a joke right..let me guess, they've played with guys like me who just play it for shits and giggles and think they can take us?

lets put up against Reroll a.k.a. Mike, Bray, JStar, Damit etc.. fuck it we'll make our 6th player one of those little bobbing bird toys that just hits fire on the mouse, to be fair..also lets only use knives and teabag after every kill.

P.s. to Jizzinator...if one of our guys has played up in game and been abusive etc...you should've reported him to us and it would've been dealt with by us.... instead I cant believe how fuckin rude you are dude to come onto OUR site and macho your pissy clan up  like this?  you now have a couple of hundred people who think you're a tool and will happily let you know it...shoulda challenged in a mature way in the spirit of having fun...go back to pacman noob or we will let our guys who KNOW how to play this game accept your challenge and unleash on your arse and noobtube it to humiliate you and your clan by linking the vid to the many gaming forums we're a part of.

If you want a grudge match against someone..call it and play a 2 v 2..we now have your steam id so post it up and i'm sure it will happen at least thats more honorable than coming here and calling an entire clan noobs..thats a fukin tool act and a bloody big call on your behalf. Come on over to PR and play a realistic war game and i'll happily smash your arse every time...or does your clan only play one game?

Love,

Chalice

p.s. Piss off noddy  :thumbdown:

Further to my previous comments, and Dex's most recent post... I have also noticed that in addition to their clan's name being "Oh Daddy", absolutely disgusting in forethought as I mentioned earlier, naming a clan after the incestious relationship you have with your father is a clear violation of the rules of common sense and decency, I have just noticed that the original poster's nickname chosen on our forums is "jizinator"...

At this point, I am lead to wonder on whether this is an intentional choice, by design to elicit laughter and ridicule from members of more mature, intelligent and otherwise competent clans, or if it's just a terrible oversight on his part. 

On one hand, we have the clan name, pointing to very little other than a mental image of a young "gamer" boy being raped by his father and enjoying it immensely, to the point of muffled groans of "Ohh Daddy" and the like, as to not wake the sleeping mother of the family... and then we have someone, presumably a senior member of the clan, who seems to equate the mental image of his nickname to some kind of sperm ejaculation robotic system or the like... perhaps in furtherance of the previous mental image, to the point of once "daddy" is finished, perhaps he gives junior a little hand action until he ejaculates in a robotic fashion or similar all over the said incestious father.

At this juncture, I would suggest two courses of action, to be run concurrently going forward... the first is for Death Inc's Modern Warfare 2 players to accept this challenge, and humiliate the "Oh Daddy" clan in a way that is reminicent of their first sexual encounters in public washrooms with random boys from their youth, and the second is for the members of the OHD clan to seek the services of a professional trauma councellor, for the reasons of first addressing the crippling mental damage which has no doubt arisen from years of domestic and sexual abuse at the hands of their "daddys", and secondly for the embarrasment and feelings of shame which will result from being humilated and beaten by the Death Inc clan in a Modern Warfare 2 challenge.

By the way, +1 to Chalice... excellent post man.

Can we get this shoutcasted? It'd be like one of those wrestling grudge matches they have at the Pay-Per-View events.

DONT MAKE ME SICK THE GOAT ONTO YOU JIZINATOR!!..I'll do it.

Oh he's cute, can I keep him?

ROFL..+1 Bageled

can i shake him like a baby?, i so want to see these guys get mauled.

we need to record the match so we can replay the lolz

Troll

No we already thrashed the cocky bastards. It was 2v4
On hardcore though so it's just a camp fest

SMASH THEM AGAIN...please?

im sorry camp fest? says all the DI that either, camped in burgertown/bookstore/plane laying down....... good one guys   :thumbup:

It's a pity our 6 guys got totally slaughtered by your 2.

Perhaps we will do better next time.

A.(Z) It was 4.
B. (Jiz)I never said you guys camped. Everyone camped. It was Hardcore TDM

Lolz Zoo...yeah next we should do a 2 vs 2 and see how that goes as well!!! 

To Jiz..you'll note that nowhere are we bragging about beating you..that is called Maturity..you will develop this over time, in summary... you challenged 6 of us...4 showed up = 2 less than your BS challenge and handed it to you, come back when you want to make a real challenge,  in the meantime bask in the knowledge that you called it..we answered, and now you look like an idiot.

Love Chalice
President J.S.B.

and this is why i hate that game......................... ...

+1

Oh..no-one asked me what the President of J.S.B. was under my last post!!! Its gonna suck now :(

My guess is Jizmaster Sucks Balls? Im just reading what i see Jiz <3

Fuck your good!!! +1

Its funny in context cuz I rambled on about maturity and then ended with something that childish..conundrum..I think so!!!!

chalice, what is the President of J.S.B????

See above 2 posts for details Dexxy poo lol

grr, I didn't see that there was a third page. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted

hmm mature clan that says people suck balls? or is that just peasant speak.

I'm scared, confused and have a smilie

 :PDT_Armataz_01_35:

Stay back

WHAT'S wrong with sucking balls, do you Hate gay's and Lesbians, Jiz, are you advocating sexual discrimination and violence against homosexuals.

whats wrong with you, why do you have to HATE people based only on their sexual preference. if i or anyone else here wants to suck balls, thats our MATURE AND INFORMED choice. if you want to suck balls, thats your choice too, you just need to be more in touch with your sexual orintation and not hate yourself. your as bad as one of those NEONAZI HATE MONGERS, go and find a rock and crawl back under it you HATER!!!  HATER!!! HATER!!!!

OMG peasant speak..SPOT THE WOW FAG!!!!! In game WOW name - Sir jizzalot everyone else merely peasants..lol

Jiz did you not read my post at the top of this page where I took the piss outta myself for saying just that about the whole maturity thing then I go and be all childish and shit.  Mate, you are committing online gaming suicide everytime you post here cuz you just fuck up every time.

We aren't really hating you here..just taking the piss thats all...our clan is based off FUN, so most of us aren't that mature..even though some of us are oldies, you just happened to fuck up at the right time and we're going to use you as a source of amusement until we get bored of you, so dont stress over it..but remember..you started it :)

Now I've gotta go calm Anglo down..you hit a nerve there I think.."Come on Anglo..whats this?..what is it?..Thats right its your chew toy...go and get it!!!" *throws rubber dildo*

Love,

Chalice
President J.S.B....nah just kidding  :thumbup:

i just did the most amazing shit... it was magical, no wipe needed

Go nafs anal region and bowel...WOOT +1 nafs bum hole

our clan is based on grief, so we are kinda the same, only we dont pay for a website or teamspeak...... thats yuk, im to poor for wow fyi lol, aion mate, get it.

btw why do you guys spam so much? lol play cod!

bored now.......................... ............

Why r u still here?

My thoughts exactly...

You've been flogged, and ridiculed... we're growing bored with you now... so leave.

I can assist you by removing your account, if needed, just say the word...

Perhaps this is his way of trying to get invited into our clan?

Jizinator. We play a large number of games here not just Cod6 >.> Which is terrible for competitive btw.

i say rematch, cod4, css, dods, l4d2, WaW, yay or nay.

This dude just cant get enough

i say lets have |OhD| vs =]DI[= in Project Reality

I'm sure We could kick your butt in any of those games. Excluding WaW because we don't have a team in it.

Now that could be fun

yeeeeeeehaaaaaw i smell a ho-down in PR. is'a gonna gets ma boots! get dem learn'n hats on boys its time for some school'n,

 i do like when dey squeals like little piggies......hehehehehe *snort*

Agree OhDaddy vs DeathInc Project Reality scrim....have you guys got 10 players in your clan? Do you play any other games not involving cartoon characters or point and click shooting?  If so...gauntlet has been thrown!!!!

i cant believe what im seeing, i got moderated for less than the shit jizinators been causing. also, here's the thing i think there's a problem with, he can't admit defeat, and the point of wanting to vs us with a clear handicap to beat who thinks they're "top shit" is just as the same as thinking they are "top shit" for wanting to challenge unfairly.

also id go against him in css or dod, but me and engage would probably just fuck around as we do whenever we're not in a match and suck. also whats wrong with MW2? isnt it competitive? (btw i dont have it and havent played :P)

also to the TF2 players, does anglo remind you of the engi? he does for me, all he needs is a hard hat and a spanner.

Its ok Karnage, we arent taking Jizinator seriously, but have a +1 for noticing :)

WOW, ive never seen virgils or chalices writing look so real when its for fun.

o shit, sorry jizinator (even though i ment it)

Karnage, difference is you're a member here :P

hehehehehe his name is dirty

i has those!
for you Karnage, i'll just wear my tool belt, hard hat, knee pads..... see you in your dreams big boy!!!!!!!

Close the thread already

thankfully my dreams have a female mod, oh shit, it failed NOOOOO GET OUTTA MY MIND, STOP DOING THAT WITH YOUR "SPANNER"

OMFG! Who allowed an 11 year old to sign up to our forums? What's the name of his clan? Oh Daddy? Now that is some funny shitz right there... That's what i said to his mum's...Who's ya Daddy?....Of course she replied...you are Sammy oh you are..

Oh fuck this gets better....his name? jizinator? What are you referring with your name junior?

That

1) You are a COCK HEAD? Proved and owned!

2) You like cum? Again with a name like that...i guess it speaks for it self!   

So as seeing as you Indian name is 2 cocks...I have something special for you!  You will need to scroll down a little tiger....not sure if consoles allow that function  :o
















First off i have made an avatar for you to use on our forums! Please no NEED to thank me....I likes you  :laugh2: :laugh2:  Also i will  add this  to your profile....  :thumbup:

(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8813/jizzingcock.jpg) (http://img686.imageshack.us/i/jizzingcock.jpg/)



But the last is the best and ONLY reserved for a lucky few!








OH SNAP!

(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1121/ohsnapbo6.jpg)
By yosimetesam (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/yosimetesam) at 2008-08-26


Now Cum breath..oh i mean jizantor? Best you pack up and move back to your little rock that you so happily crawled out from!   


Sammy out  :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

ROFL...jeez your nice mate...making an avatar for him and all. +1 for being so darn nice

He's not that bad a guy..although he did accuse me of cheating when he caught me wall banging his mum :)

I do aim to help Chal.....yes but banging his mums is not considerd using an aim bot mate.....Relax and enjoy her sweet juice! + 1 for you for the simple fact that you like his new avatar :D

in all ur post u always bag the console

Um you may want to read all my posts console lover! 1630 to go through! So you tell me how often i bag the door stops???

Why wouldn't we..I own one I want to kick everytime I walk past the fukin thing..they suck dude and are killing the PC gamers IMO..soon they will stop developing games for pc entirely and all FPS will be on dodgy controllers with the inherent fucked up aiming that goes with that.  Console games are waaayyy too arcadey for me and if they kill off my beloved Pc games I will go apeshit  :'(

Besides WE ARE NOT A CONSOLE GAMING CLAN! End of STORY!

often enough that we get the point,.... interestingly though,.only 15 without swearing,...
and 1610 with the word fuck :P

The thing I love with consoles is now the avg console game cost $110 and the pc version is $90 :)

Want a tissue? Or would you prefer to man the fuck up and move on tiger :D

if they stop making games for computers i will rally up a riot and destroy every console we have in a huge pile in the middle of a city road, we can never let that happen, fuck my 360, computers are far superior, and without computers, how would we ever decode left 4 dead 2? silly console gamers stuck with the boring version.

if it ever happens in aus we must all smash the bastard things.

I'm with Karnage..fuck it..lets start now before its too late!!!!

I find it hard to believe that the sum total of "fucks" in Sammy's posts is a paltry 1610...

Frankly, I also find it unacceptable... what the FUCK is this Sammy? an attempt to reduce swearing by limiting your own use of the word?  Mate, I don't think it's in the spirit of the clan to think that way... so Sammy, on behalf of all of us, please, PLEASE stop holding back... 1610?  Mate you can do WAY better than that?

I for one wanna see it as every second word, and the occassional post consisting of nothing but "fuck" over and over wouldn't be half bad either... come on man!  :)

Oh, god help us all  :Crazy:

fuck,fuckety,fucked! :P

read properly!  :-*

Ok kiddies we have had our fun...She is locked!