Death Inc

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the inaugural Death Inc Search for a Supermodel. Here we have 9 strapping young ladies looking to make it to the big time. Watch as they bitchfight each other and sleep with the producers in a ruthless battle to be named Death Inc's top supermodel. Are these young ladies supermodel material? Have they got what it takes?

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From left to right we have:
anglomanii - chalice - damit - yosemitesam - dex - donutking - virgil83 - Z00111111 - MrX

Remember, every vote counts in the battle for Death Inc's top supermodel. By voting you can also go in the draw to win FABULOUS PRIZES*!!!! Send in your vote now!!





_{Voting costs $5.95 per vote, more from public or mobile internet. Please obtain your parent or guardians permission before you vote. DonutKing, Death Inc. and any other associated parties cannot and will not be held responsible for any damage or loss, whether real or imagined suffered by you or others as a direct result of entering in or voting for this competition. By voting you agree to the terms and conditions of the competition. By voting you also agree to modify your last will and testament to name DonutKing as sole beneficiary to your estate. When you die, I get all your stuff. By voting you are also one step closer to coming out of the closet. I mean seriously, these are fucking dudes heads on chicks bodies, and you queers are looking at them and voting which one you think is the hottest, that is totally gay. Probably the gayest thing I've seen in a long time. But hey, who am I to judge.
*Please note that offer of prizes is not real.}

Oh and feel free to post your opinions on each model.
Here are mine:

Anglomanii - sorry dude but you're one ugly chick. You give Amanda Vanstone a run for her money.
Would I hit it Y/N? N


Chalice - Like I said before you actually make a pretty hot chick, even if it wasn't for the bolt-on tits. I reckon you were born with the wrong chromosomes dude, damn shame that is.
Would I hit it Y/N? Y


Damit - You actually came out better than I expected. That's not really saying much though.
Would I hit it Y/N? Y but I'd have to be pretty fucking drunk


YosemiteSam - I refuse to comment on the grounds I might get my arse kicked
Would I hit it Y/N? no comment- I mean its kind of redundant, we all know sammy is as not-gay as you can get, so this opportunity will never present itself, so let's just leave it at that.


dex - suprisingly not too bad but you look depressed- why the long face?
Would I hit it Y/N? N - longface, yecch


DonutKing - kinda reminds me of the mona lisa a little. I'm not as ugly a chick as I thought I would be but not exactly top-shelf either.
Would I hit it Y/N? Would this be gay or just masturbation? (results pending based on answer to this question)


Virgil83 - Again not too bad, I'd expect you to be named Helga and have wider shoulders than me though
Would I hit it Y/N? N I'd probably get snapped in half


Z00111111 - you remind me of someone I went to school with... not sure whether it was a teacher or a student. No that's not a good thing.
Would I hit it Y/N? N


MrX - Again surprisingly not too bad, have a shave before you get into bed though.
Would I hit it Y/N? Y

Bahahahahahah!!!! +1 to you , im suprised you missed me out lol

Yeah I didn't actually have a picture of you, until I was just about finished.

Maybe if I get some good pics of other members I can do a round 2 :)

put the original pic up under it so we can compare

LOL..I do make a good lookin babe huh?..Is it wrong to want to fuck myself?...You can no longer say to me "Chal go fuck yourself" Cuz I would

+1 bud..Virg and MrX are hilarious

I would hit Chal straight up! Wat a sex goddess!

LMFAO
These are fuckin funny as!!
(Im bored at work lol)

HAHAHAHAHA Chalice has 100% of the votes so far :P

here is the original if you want to see it http://media.photobucket.com/image/baywatch/msanto/Movies%20-%20TV/Baywatch.jpg

hhmmmm, mr x, I bet you're hairy all over you naughty girl...oh yeah

ROFL I sprayed bourbon all over my screen. Stuff me I have a hot body. LOL
+1 Donut GOLD

Bourbon at 2PM? The breakfast of champions :D

Yep next 5 days off so bourbon from 12 onwards to try to reduce my stock levels.

Chalice really is surprisingly pretty.

Damit has a more natural looking body.  Tuckerbag will take care of the head 8)

yeah but chalices head and damits bod (your body is smoking damit)

Come on lads if I win..I'll get my gear off :P

and remember its

$300 for a blowy

$500 for sex

$2000 for a night

But i booked myself out FOR myself for the next 2 nights

Call 1800CHERRYCHAL  :dthumbup:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! + 1

well dah!
i'm a fugly bastard what made you think i would make a hot sheila!

holy shit guys, some of you make a couple of birds i've shagged look decent.

chal is kinda purdy tho......how you doin......

i voted for anglo cuz i thought we were doing the most uglyest may i hav my vote back?

I'd hazard a guess at no. You may get to re-use your vote, but all your stuff is Donut's now BITCH. :D

There's a Remove Vote option on the poll, try that...?

Also here is a wallpaper sized version of our teen queens, if anybody wants to set this as their desktop background:
http://i46.tinypic.com/rbfi2x.jpg

lol...ya cunny funt

Hey Chal.

Victoria Secrets is searching for their next number 1 supermodel. You could be that person.

I AM VICTORIAS SECRET

Donut you truly have too much time on your hands

OMFG CHALICE IS A BABE. tho mrx looks pretty badass. XD. (im jkin chalice dont get any ideas)

yea but look at chalices rack. +1 chalice and mrx.

i was so surprised by chalices, but mostly of all MrX's, but chalice got the vote, Mrx woulda got it, but...the facial hair

btw: nicely trimmed jail vagina MrX.
(ie goatee)

Yeah judging by the neat little patch of hair at chin height there MrX, I'd say your female self has had just one too many facelifts...

rofl +1

Lol OMG that is HILARIOUS!
I'm never going to look at X the same now...haha
 :toung3:   :PDT_Armataz_01_14:

haven't seen you in a while cam :)
Where've you been?

What he said.

Sidetracked...haha
Mixture of being busy at work, family, in the process of packing/moving house, new car, movies/tv shows + other forums amongst other things.

Haven't played TF2 in awhile (little bit last night and for about 30mins tonight) and I've gotta say, its great once you've had a break from it.
I enjoyed it much much more.

I like the sound of that.. and getting to play it again soon on a new computer as well. :D