Death Inc

Not many people know about Sammy's previous employment before be got his current job. He's quite the colourful character, having had many varied jobs during his career.

One of his first jobs was actually as the star of a popular children's television show, however Sam's potty mouth caused conflict with other characters on the show (he kept saying "Fat Cunt" instead of "Fat Controller") so unfortunately, Sammy wasn't for long in this job.

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/thomas1.jpg)

After that didn't work out, Sammy had another stab at acting... his next job was to be Lindsay Lohan, the popular singer and actress. Unfortunately this too just didn't work out and the role of Lindsay Lohan was given to a woman who has retained the role ever since.

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/lindsaylohanwhitebikini.jpg)

What other jobs has Sammy held in the past?

Here's a handy template for you to help uncover this colourful character's history :D

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/sammy.png

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! +1 to you Donut

+1, those are brilliant.

hahahahahahahaha, Sammy was robbed with that Lindsay gig though.

Hurry up Virgil, I'm waiting for your reply, I know you're working on something

I have a team of historians checking Australian Taxation Office records, Criminal History, Bank Account Details, and various other avenues of investigation, and reports continue to come in... whenever possible, photographic evidence will be provided to support claims, however I must get home in order to access photoshop to do a better job at "drawing out the details" of the pictures... so more on that to come...

In the meantime, I do have one little tidbit to offer, it seems that Sammy spent a few months training as Janet Jackson's stage impersonator recently, and that he was rather unfortunately fired from that role after an on-stage mishap.... my agents have located the following, rather poor photo...

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/sammy1.jpg)

Well what do you know, I was going through my DVD's today when I discovered that our pal Sammy had actually starred in a timeless classic:
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/movie_poster_ghostbusters.jpg)

However I think he is probably better known as the lead singer of a British rock band that had  a number of hits in the 70's-80's:
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/freddymercury.png)

_{Hope I don't offend you with this last one Sammy, its all in good fun please dont kill me}

Lol Donut :D

oh my, the rockstar one is gold.....clearly donut is having a quiet day at work.

Yeah pretty much, its pretty quiet this time of year with heaps of staff on holidays, its a welcome break from running around like a blue-arsed fly

I love the Ghostbusters one.

After a brief foray into acting and some success with his singing career, Sammy moved into the field of video games, where he found a role for which he was exceptionally well suited:

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/heavy_back.jpg)

oh, it just gets better....

HAHAH i just love the TF2 pic keep em commin

1+

Nice photoshopping donut  :PDT_Armataz_01_37:

ROFL ROFL ROFL +1 to all contributors..funny shit..cant wait till he see's it

oh man this stuff is gold, NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOME MAD MAX REFERANCES

Well after some more research I've discovered that Sammy was also a survivor of the Y2K zombie apocalypse:

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/bill.png)

Unfortunately, despite fighting valiantly he eventually succumbed to the zombie infection like the rest of humanity:
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/tank-sammy.png)




Mad max you say? Let me see what I can cook up :D

After the zombie apocalypse was over and civilization as we know it was destroyed, Sammy found gainful employment by raiding settlements for fuel as Lord Humungous, king of the desert:
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/Humungous.png)

(I was going to do the two biker dudes from the start of Mad Max 2 but I think I've antagonised poor Sammy enough)

Cmon guys, I'd love to see some contributions from other members too :D

Well DonutKing...you have certainly excelled in taking the piss out of me! What a FUCKEN AWESOME EFFORT MATE! Chal rang me and said quick you better get on the forums! Awesome effort Virgil...I love the way you described my situation! Nice work too Chal  :laugh2:

I think they are all WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

To all that have contributed so far! Thanks...I dead set have tears in my eyes and my chubby little gut is sore from LAUGHING SO FUCKEN HARD! Vicki near fell off the chair in a fit of laughter!

+ 1 to you all for the effort of taking the piss and having a laugh!

Well done lads!


Sammy 8)

The post apocalyptic war left Sammy with super powers

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/supersammy.jpg)

For saving mankind he was awarded his own sculpture

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/mt_rushmore80.jpg)

and a movie deal

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/braveheart-1.jpg)

I love how its turning into a story with pictures.

Yer it's pretty darn good hey :)

Fuck that braveheart one is good , another +1

Glad you like it Sammy :)

When you posted that massive photo of yourself with Chal's video card I thought it was just too good of an opportunity not to pass up :)

Also good work Chal, LOL at mount rushmore

Yer i left myself open to get smashed on that one! Yer man it was a darn good effort.

Sammy was actually every super hero in history ever. To avoid having his secret identity discovered he often had to become a different super hero, and he would only use the super powers appropriate to the hero he was disguised as. In this manner he was able to fight for justice for centuries without having his cover blown, and his adversaries were never able to identify just exactly who he was. Whenever the world was in peril Sammy was there with his trusty sidekick to save the day.

And now for the first time in history I have uncovered the truth behind just one of their secret alter egos. Finally I can reveal the faces behind this dynamic duo, to whom we all owe our lives:
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/BatmanRobin.png)

God save us all....

 :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

very nice another 1+

Hahahahaha...

Hahahaha...

Hahaha...

Haha...

SNORK! *cough* *laugh*...

Hehehe...

Agreed! Fucken Chal and I as Batman and Robin.... i thought we would of gotten away with it....darn

You fukin traitor Donut King..still LOL +1 again

ROFL

I was laughing the whole time I made that picture, it just looks so natural

Sorry Chal but I had to share the love :)

I mean, we couldn't have a topic about Sammy without mentioning his trusty and honourable sidekick now could we?


Where would Sammy be without his right-hand man?
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/medic_back.jpg)

Poor Chal the tank engine always acted seemed to be affected strangely after finishing the Nimbin express run:
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/james.jpg)

ROFL ROFL ROFL...That medic one is brilliant +1

LOL "Toke Toke said Thomas after smoking blunty"

Looking half drunk :D

I probably was...its my house warming party..he must of trolled thru footage to get that shot...he's done well.


Now he's forced me to do the same

Uh oh...

Hopefully nobody got any good photos of me :)

Mental note to self: never get photographed at any future DI meet

Fucking Lol. Funniest thing I've seen in ages.
+1 to Donut for the photoshopping.
+1 to Sammy and Chal for taking it the right way.

i would give u another 1+ but i think u have been given enough

You RUDE BASTARD... sif deny him a +1 because you think he's been given enough.  With Donut's extraordinary photoshopping work in this thread, I think everyone in the clan should +1 him, at least a dozen times... LOL

+12 to Donut for me...

LOL Thanks Virgil :D

I can't stop laughing, but I didn't want to say nothing incase my photo goes through photochopping hell.

+1 Donut what an effort.

Dude i agree 110%

you know whats going to happen now dont you :P

God damnit...there's no good shots of ya Donut King..you're safe...for now ...MWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *choke*

If you are serious then in the interest of fair play (and also morbid curiosity about what compromising positions you would shop me into) I might be willing to post up a couple of pics of myself?

Also this is a pretty funny topic and I'd like to see what other people can come up with :)

Funny that's an understatement! I haven't laughed this hard in ages! + 1 again....

OK I'm probably going to regret this but here are a couple of pics of myself, I won't have it said that I'm a bad sport and I did start this so its only fair that you guys get a chance to retaliate.
They're pretty big so I won't embed them and dont go clicking them unless you want an eyeful of my ugly mug... you have been warned.

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/Image023-1.jpg
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/Image014.jpg
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/Image025-1.jpg

And of course, now everyone can clearly see that it IS you in that Crocodile ad you have for a sig :P

Let the madness begin..again +1 for being a good sport donut

is it me or did he have 27  karma b4 this thread?

Its all it takes.

After a successful movie career, including such films as....

Mary Poppins

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/marypoppins.jpg)


And of course...Annie

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/annie.jpg)

Donut King was invited to be a guest judge on Australian Idol

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/ausidol.jpg)

Due to his antics involving a monkey and a mic boom onstage...Donut King's career has taken a turn for the worst and he's now been forced to change his name and make movies like.....

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/paul_blart_mall_cop.jpg)

Trying to keep it in theme

The final one is so good chal cause it looks like all the males were photoshopped :D

Yeah..dicko has a big head..so I had to make Donut's a bit too big..oh well

They do all look photoshopped now that you mention it huh?

p.s. DONT look up "shit movies" with safe search off ppl  :Crazy:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA! You idiot!

 :o

Touché Chal...

Those are pretty good... I especially like the mall cop one :P

The Australian Idol one is a bit below the belt... please don't sully my good name (or what little remains of it) by associating me with that terrible show  :'( At least you didn't shop me as Kyle, I'd have to change my name from Donut King to Douche King :P

i bet he still has that search in another window.....


"thwack thwack thwack thwack....... I'll be down stairs soon kylie!"

Being the bestest of friends Bageled, Sammy and Donut King combined their acting and musical talents and produced numerous movies, TV series...even an album

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/ThreeStooges.jpg)

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/ThreeAmigos.jpg)

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/1y4wfc.jpg)

LOLOLOLOL

+1 all frackin pissing myself

PMSL

I like the three amigos one..fruck the faces suit it :)

Sammy is Chaz michael michaels...and he IS figure skating

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/BOG-16249-Comp_preview.jpg)


p.s. Couldn't be stuffed getting the skin tones right...was laughing too hard to try

So this has all been in good fun and you've done well to take the piss out of me Chal but let's not forget the pecking order here at Death Inc

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/donutKING.jpg)

:P :P :P

The medals are for how many hot bitches you've smashed... got some catching up to do chal ;)

oh, tears in my eyes

Should get a picture of the ten tenors and photoshop a lot of the members :D

LOL..go Donut King..and for your information..I ran out of room on my chest for large medals...so I use tassles on my shoulders instead.  Nothing screams sex god like tassles do  :-*

Somebody do that now!

Get Fatman in his suit!

Aslong as they don't find my Facebook I'll be safe...

DONUT YOU GOLDEN GOD!!!!!

THATS FRIGGIN AWESOME

Well i dont know Gary i dont think it could be to hard

Ladies and Gentlemen...by public demand i present to you..The DeathInc Ten Tenors....

Starring- Damit, Virgil, Sammy, Bageled, Randomizer, Smiddi, Bohica, Donut King, Noraa and of course Dex

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/DITENTENORS.jpg)

P.s. Sooooo gonna get bashed now

+1

This has to be the best group photo of DI yet

Source for those member's faces plz?
I have... a cunning plan.... muahahaha

I think the scariest part of that image is that Bohica doesn't even look like he's been photoshopped!

Speaking as we were about careers, I was quite shocked to learn this past weekend that DonutKing had been elected President of the United States!

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/pres-donut.jpg)

Man he's looking short

Indeed he is...

It, of course, came as no surprise when President DonutKing appointed a skilled tactician with a solid grounding in infantry tactics as his Defence Force head:

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/general-chal.jpg)

Wow those guys behind me don't look very impressed...

Perhaps the most confusing appointment President Donut made though, was his choice for Inspector General...

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/sammy-ig.jpg)

My apologies for the terrible photoshopping, but I am at work, and only have MSpaint at my disposal :(

HAHAHA, +1 chal, f*ckin hilarious with the 3 and then 10.
LOL
im actually laughing out load.

Lol virgil, that last one of sammy with the massive head makes him look like one of those bobble-head things

You're laughing out a load? that sounds... kinda gross

Enjoy taking the piss out of me...
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/ball.jpg)

Looking very smart Dex. Time to rectify that.

Geez Dex, lucky you've got a great personality

Now that we've seen this, we'll never again need to take the piss out of you, clearly you do a fantastic job by yourself :)

Does anyone else think there are literally dozens of jokes about blue balls and phalices one could make about Dex's choice of tie?

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c24/r3dl2ulz/dEX.jpg)

Amidoinitrite?

the tie is awesome!!!
Don't hate the tie!!!!

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c24/r3dl2ulz/13967_1251972215901_1127385073_3081.jpg)

Howboutnow?

zoo....getting images from facebook is not on.

always knew dex liked snakes in his hands

Yes, well... he may like them in his hands, but there are other places he likes them more... 

Should have seen it after the Emergency Room doctor had removed it from *location withheld*... poor thing :(

Its such a big snake!!!!

I covered over the people in it to protect their identity.

That's not a snake...

THIS is a snake

And the bastard's got legs too

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/steve_irwin.png)

lol

isnt this thread about sammys old jobs??

because its turning into a you do my pic i do your pic

haha +1

Sammy is the biatch smashin King!   Well done lads....This has had me lol for 2 days straight! See Chal's root's...1 medal..hahahahahahahahahaha

It's in the "SPAM" forum, I don't think requirements include staying on-topic.
Anyway, it just keeps the hilarity alive and kicking.  :D

After Sammy's stint as a Bobble Head, he was running low on cash, so he thought he would try his hand in prostitution. Unfortunately for him, his clients were a little brutal, enjoying to choke him while in bed together....

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/Sammywoman.jpg)

OH SHIT. Nice photoshoping btw, double chin made me rofl hard.

DonutKing decided to test his superior strength in the annual celebrity sumo challenge

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/donutking.jpg)

Not gunna lie, that's pretty good, +1 for you

Dead set i am one fucking ugly chick...fat or not...spew spew....

The queen also used Sammy the prostitute and required a nurse to provide an Hep B shot afterwards

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/queenelizabethii.jpg)

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/nurse.jpg)

I cant stop laughing at the nurse one with Donuts facial expression

Chalice could not handle donutking getting all the attention as the one everyone loved to look at, so he tried out for the new movie "New Moon" as his acting debut.

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/chaljacob.jpg)

Holy shit chal that nurse one is LOL

Dex is...The Denominator

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/commandodex.jpg)

ROFL THAT IS GOLD!!!

DonutKing could not bare to watch while his brethren died, and so, with the help of his noble steed, he drew his sword, and strung his bow.

Forever more, he shall be known as LEGOLAS! And we shall stand behind him on his crusade to defend his empire. For without him, all shall be lost.

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/DonutkingLotR.jpg)

You need not fear that the TF2 team will be defeated again, for MrX has revealed unto us his true identity
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/MrXSuperman.jpg)

Donut King will help you....he is after all Gandalf

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/rotk_gandalf_1280.jpg)

DonutKing got fired from his lucrative acting career, and had to resort to fat porn

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/donutslag.jpg)

*Vomits* *gags*

+1 Dex

Ohhh, I see now that this one was photoshopped, the one above (in black and white) is the negative..:

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/sydney.jpg)

Turns out Z00111111 had a short gig filling on for President Abe Lincon on occassion, pity he didn't like the theatre...

(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/z00111111-abe.jpg)

'

Damn Dex, that is an extraordinarily low blow..
But is so well done. :D

I went to congratulate dex for his photoshopping, but when I walked into his room it looks like he was in the middle of something...

(http://i46.tinypic.com/acyly0.jpg)
I quickly apologised, closed the door and went into the bathroom to wash my eyes with a wire brush

After realising that no one wanted to play with sammy's multiple boobs, he had liposuction and now is a member of Penthouse

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/sammypenthouse.jpg)

That..is...GOLD bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a.

p.s. Sammy...ummm...can I feel your tits?

Unfortunately no amount of cosmetic surgery could help salvage dex's modelling career
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/mario.jpg)

Virgil is not doing his part for the war effort  <>:(>

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/rider.jpg)

not comment needs to be made i feel

(http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp297/Noraa78/tweedledee-tweedledum.jpg)

A nice little candid shot of Chal and Donut enjoying a leasurely bike ride

(http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp297/Noraa78/DumbandDumber.jpg)

Alternate, superior version:
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/riderdamit.jpg)

Bahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
Dount, thats fucking hilarious, +1 for you mate!

GOLD...I jotted down to give you yet another +1

I think Donut has earned some *cough* many *cough* IOU +1's from everybody just from this thread..

My karma has tripled since I posted this thread.
Would it surprise anyone if I said that I have never used photoshop/GIMP before I started this?
I wanted to learn how to do it and these are my first ever shops.

I admit that some of them are a lot better than others from both a technical and a comedy standpoint, I find that an idea I think will be funny doesn't work out in one way or another but I might as well post it since I spent so long doing them :(

Yes it would and nice job  :thumbup:

Fair dinkum you blokes! I am STILL IN A FUCKEN  FIT OF LAUGHTER!


Absoluely SENFUCKENSATIONAL!   :laugh2: :laugh2:


 Oh and Chal...How's get fucked sound champ! You have had enough time playin wif my titty's! Ya sick farker :D



 :PDT_Armataz_01_37: To all of you for the wicked effort of taking the  piss out of me and anyone else who is caught in the crossfire...



Sammy  8)

Thanks sammy and reggie :)

Oh god I'm still laughing at the damit one, he looks so pimp but so sad that his stylin' car is empty

i was laughing so hard i almost shit myself

thats sweet, all he needs now is a burgundy smoking jacket......

No matter how hard chalice tried, he just couldn't get over his obsession of Sammy.
He now asks that you all call him Sammy Junior

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk276/Dexxyy/sammyandchal.jpg)

LOL +1 Dex

LOL, Chal's face fits that pic perfectly Dex.

Dex you do realise that you are spending your holidays looking at photos of men.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

LOL thats a great thing to notice, +1

How is that any different to how he spends any other time in his life?

I think perhaps the biggest difference is that the men he's looking at on the DI forums aren't naked...

that sent a shiver down my spine......and puts a whole new light on Chalice's head on the Twilight guy.....where else is he putting those heads?

After Sammy's stint as a signer for Queen, he faked his death so that he could start a new band that made a heavier type of music. Over a period of 25 years he has released 30 albums with a number of smash hits. With the proceeds he earned from this band he was able to purchase a 757 and earn his pilots licence.

Here is a shot of Sammy in front of his plane with his band, when he dropped into the Gold Coast for Chalice's housewarming:

(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/edforceone.jpg) (http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/edforceone.jpg)
click for large

Left to right:
Donut - guitar, backup vocals
Chalice - drums
Sammy- lead vocals
Anglo - bass
Damit - guitar
Virgil - guitar

AWESOME, sammy doesn't even look photo shoped!

LOL good work..I was running out of ideas

OH SENFUCKENSATIONAL! I just LMFAO Awesome DEX! +1

Fuck you Sammy :)

Holy crap, I was thinking that Anglo in my maiden pic reminded me of someone, and I just realised who it is::
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5007/234085-hoagie_large.jpg)

Hoagie from Day of the Tentacle :D

Hoagie!!

Damn I have fond memories of that game..
In fact, I might just go play it right now.. :D

this isn't one of sammy's jobs, but was part of his casual life.

Sammy was rehearsing his favourite "hey hey its saturday" act and noticed someone in his shower so he thought he'd let them join the "people who've slept with sammy" club.

watch 1:10 to 1:44 to see what happened and click on the 2nd ep3.
http://ten.com.au/video-player.htm?channel=CLEVELAND&clipId=1427_cle102-seg1-091209

bahahahahahahahahaahhahahahah ahahahaha

Awesome effort man!

I've been meaning to make more of these but I'm all out of funny :(

You gotta make more donut

If you need more material to work with.. I'll likely put my face on the line..

This is STILL My FAV.....good i lool...lub joo chal :P

Sure if you guys want to resurrect this topic, post up some pics of your face and I'll put you in a compromising position

haha sammy, if you like it so much you are welcome to +1 me some more :P

Go ahead , do your worst

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1271/18979227109435948654345.jpg

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7592/46207626793094865434594.jpg

first up Tiger...go get a bloody haircut :P

Its an old photo , its longer now :D

ROFL... just ROFL...

So unlike Sammy to say what we're all thinking, isn't it?  :)

Those pics are pretty small, can't really do anything with them

just for you donut

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4447/img000009m.jpg

LOL..>>Here's mine..took me hours (cuz i'm hopeless)  but...

From this innocent pic of rob -

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/img000009m.jpg)

TO Robbo McDonald ..bwwhahahahaha..all I chopped in was the mouth..next time, nice big open mouth smile please  ;D

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/robboMcDonald.jpg)

Niceeeee

bahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha hhahahahahahahahahahah!

holy shit

Nice job with all the Pics and I dont have any recent pics of myself so the only one Ive got now is this
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm111/bluenicko/n100000191814282_889.jpg)
pics 2 years old and im not taking anymore for awhile now (awhile = 5 years if im heal nicely enuf)

Fuck me....just re read the whole thread and i have fucken tears running down my face all over again..fuck you Donut :D

anyone have a pic of that walrus down at perisher...................

yer thats pretty good

ROFL