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Title: Blindman's seeing-eye dog Post by: BoHiCa on 10/12/2009, 09:50 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Imagine if you will;-A blindman and his dog are at a corner on Times Square, eight lanes of traffic moving north to south, and eight moving east to west. As the light changed the dog, for no apparent reason, bolts at a 45 degree angle to the obligue corner! All the poor blindman can do is hang on as the dog drags him through bumper to bumper traffic. The man can hear people screaming or cursing, the sound of cars crashing or the sound of metal rubbing against metal. He can smell burning oil and the hot fluids spilled from the mess as the dog tugs him right, left, and forward, jerking him so hard he can only hold on and not lose his balance! Then it's over as the dog reaches the other corner and simply sits down. A policeman who witnessed this races over to assist the obviously shaken man. His whole body is quivering as he reaches into his pocket and with trembling hand withdraws a doggy treat. "My lord!" the cop says, "That animal nearly gets you killed,- and you're going to give him a treat?!!" "N-Na-No!" the blindman replied with quaking voice, "I - I'm trying to find out which end his head is on so I can kick his ASS!!" |