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Lord Chalice, who's wisdom is so infinate, I write to you on this fine day to enquire about a topic near to all of our hearts... that of Anal Bleaching.

In recent comments around the Death Inc forums, it has become apparent that anal bleaching is never far from our members' minds, and with this, and my extreme boredom at work today in mind, I wanted to seek your considered wisdom on the subject.

While I do acknowlege that =]DI[= DonutKing is the world's foremost authority on this subject, being a guru of unmatched proportion I figured you would have comments, tips, tricks and recounted stories up the wazoo (or perhaps, something to do with the bleaching of such) to share with us.

Lord Chalice, speak unto us on the topic of Anal Bleaching, so that we may all have a better tomorrow...

While I don't want to intrude on Chal's turf, I do feel it is my duty to share some of my years of extensive experience on this topic, to provide an insight to the wonderful world of A.B. (as we in the biz say) to the newcomers.

Firstly, use a proper dermatologically approved skin-grade bleach. White King and Clorox simply will not do. Trust me on this one, its just not worth the money you save. We've all been there, I remember being a poor student, scrimping and saving where I can, living off tinned food and trying every trick in the book to AB myself on the cheap before going cruising for rimjobs... trust me, use the proper stuff. Don't skimp on your bleach.

Second, it helps to be free of hair around the area to be bleached for maximum effectiveness. Shaving just irritates and the regrowth is coarse and itchy, so plucking is the best method. It can be hard to reach the area to pluck properly so get a parent or neighbour to help you.  There is also laser hair removal available, which is permanent but also incredibly expensive. Besides that, who wants a sparkly laser shot at their arsehole, that's just gay.

Thirdly, after a round of AB it is best to avoid spicy foods for a few days or so.

If you find this advice helpful please check out my book series, starting with "AB Fundamentals: From the outside looking in" by D. Puncher (my pseudonym).

OMG! Now l hve heard everything.
WT???? Why would one engage in such an acitivity?
Chal, obvioulsy vrgil thinks you have great knowledge, so lets hear it? I'm actually really proud of myself for knowning nothing about this topic what so ever!
And l'm waiting for what Bohica has to say about it too.

Ok, so now l know a little!
http://gaylife.about.com/od/healthfitness/a/analbleaching.htm

Now you know all about it, Mrs Sillen we wana see your results.
Post them up here.

Down boy!  :PDT_Armataz_01_19:

Ah i been looking into it further, and there is a two for 1 special, so if you come with me Smiddi, l'll do it! But you have to post your results too!

My bad...i have abused my power by removing this gay thread... Here it is back in its glory...homo away....

It's not homo... haven't you heard?  Bleaching can shave years off your looks!  ROFL...

"Why Would Someone Want to Bleach Their Anus?

Anal bleaching is a cosmetic procedure to lighten the skin around the anus for a younger more even skin appearance. Some people dislike their melasma (or dark discolorations of skin patches) and seek to even their skin tone by bleaching. "

Sorry you can't handle my pearly white asshole, hetero

porn stars and gay men do it, most people just wipe
I almost fell off my chair reading this, +1

hey how did i miss this topic for soooo long,  all chrisian gods be skined alive, i hate it when i miss the good stuff......

back on topic, what about the gouch, mines a fukin mess, what can i do to improve that realestate...........

Well anglo, it depends on what sort of style you are after, and as everybody is different it can be hard to make a generalised recommendation.
I would suggest that you give me a call and make an appointment for an inspection (you can come to my place or I can go to yours), once I have got a taste of what we are dealing with I can give you advice that is best tailored to your gouch-related needs.

+++^^  lol oh fuckin lol

*shudders*

hahahahahahaha

sweet while your there i have this lump....................


+1 i'd give you a +10 but i'd have nowhere else to go then.

Oh god...I think I'll let DonutKing handle this one.

My only wisom..DONT use industrial strength bleach...hurts like hell..apparantely *limps off*

its your asshole. how many people will be looking at that and judging your skin tone?.

Awww, now that's just disappointing, I've been hanging out ready to laugh my lungs up based on a typical "Ask Chalice" response!  Disappointing Chal... boo :P

Also, while I am thinking of it, congrats to DonutKing on his 50th post, looking forward to seeing the Karma log go haywire now that he's able to applaud and smite!  LOL

Hmmm, a lump can be a potentially serious sign depending on its size, shape and location.
Can you please indicate on this handy diagram exactly where the lump is:
                                                 
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Look at this little baby, obviously never given anybody a rimjob. NOOB


+1 for congratulating me on my 50th post

wow, new depths have been plumbed

OMG...see why I'm not going near this one?

+1 DonutKing on that handy diagram

How about a "pepsi challenge" comparison at the next DI meetup?

 

By Pesi Challenge..do you mean who's got the most bleached arse or who draws the best typ of picture like Donut did?

Just dont want to get confused and put in the wrong thing thats all!!!

We should open a thread for a comp on who can draw the best pic like that though..could be interesting

Please accept this as my apology in advance.....you had me at drinkin and paintball....

but this shit is way more out there than i used.....might have somethin to do with chal leavin the state.....

:)

I win :)

(http://www.stoneville.co.uk/images/stones/marble/White_Crystal.jpg)

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Man puts a jar in his ass and it breaks and he has to take the bloody broken shards out of there.

For those looking for a legal in all states option I recomend colgate whitening.

Bonus minty taste

May required repeated applications

my mother just looked over my shoulder and started quizzing me as to why was researching anal bleaching. life just got so much harder.

ROFL..Gold +1 till I forget :)

jemima, she is welcome to sign up to these forums and post in this topic, I would happily assist to try and allay any fears and apprehension she may harbor about the wonderful practice of AB.
And believe me, it is even more fun as a family activity.

Although, without wanting to appear sexist I do find it strange that a woman would be interested in anal bleaching... I just don't see the point. Regardless, I will happily lend my assistance where it is required. :)

agreed!  :laugh2:

It should be noted at this point that Donut only undertakes AB in order to approve his appeal to the SAME sex... therefore he doesn't understand the concept of the foreign (female) sex wanting to look good for their male partners... not understanding the dynamics of male/female relationships and all, having never participated in one :P

I personally prefer to go al naturale...I leave the skiddy's on there..those awkward bits of toilet paper that get in there, the lot...this prevents Donut from finding my arsehole attractive and IMO adds character to Bruce the bumhole.

well AB does appeal to women as well cause you never know which ones like it greek style. Cause as we all know that old saying: One in the stink is worth two in the pink!!