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Title: Hard Up Superman Post by: BoHiCa on 16/11/2009, 02:53 PM One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So he asked his super-hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
'Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?' 'Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?' replied Batman 'I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her.' 'Damn shame.' said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern. 'Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?' 'Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?' 'Well, we're sort of friends,' Superman said, 'but I didn't realise she had gotten around so much.' and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart. Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here.' So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. 'What the hell was that??' she exclaimed. 'I don't know,' said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, 'but my arse is killing me.' Credits....... Superman Played By Sammy Batman Played By Damit Green Latern Played By Anglo Invisible Man Played By Chalice..... The END Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: bageled on 16/11/2009, 04:55 PM farken, that is an old joke, I remember telling that one to my friends in primary school....
Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: MOSH on 16/11/2009, 04:57 PM Wonder Woman Play By Sgt. Fatman
haha Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: Virgil83 on 16/11/2009, 05:59 PM Wonder Woman Play By Sgt. Fatman haha But hold on, for the purposes of the joke doesn't Wonderwoman have a vag? Oh, wait... yeah, of course, Sgt. Fatman... hehehe Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: Number One on 16/11/2009, 05:59 PM WTF how come i always have to be the black cunt, fuckin arseholes, everyfukin time,
:afro: fuckin has me rolin man that was good haven't heard that one in ages. nice hope my bit wasn't too much just playin arseholes.................... ..... Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: Chalice on 17/11/2009, 06:15 AM Great joke....but ur a smartarse with those credits *walk off limping from sore bum*
Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: Sgt.fatman on 17/11/2009, 09:19 AM STOP PICKING ON ME?!?!!?!?!?!?!? however i would love to be wonder woman so i could eat wonder white breat and be wonder-full.......
Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: Z00111111 on 17/11/2009, 09:48 AM Now now, I think we all know Wonder Woman in this comic was based off... Wait. That's going to end in pain...
Kids, don't sleep with clanmates wives. Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: bageled on 17/11/2009, 11:00 AM Zoo, that made no sense
+1 Title: Re: Hard Up Superman Post by: Paradox on 17/11/2009, 01:42 PM Learnt from experience Zoo?
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