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Title: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Damit on 25/09/2009, 12:50 PM www.urbandictionary.com
post the funninest/best definitions you can find ill get the ball rolling Quote Locker Hockey A sport invented (and soon to be played) in a small town in British Columbia, by a select group of grade 11 students (with nothing better to do). The game is played inside the halls of a two story school with the library on the first floor, and the lecture room on the top. The equipment needed is as follows: 40 hockey sticks, 41 blind folds, 2 volleyballs, 1 red bowling pin, 1 blue bowling pin, 39 red uniforms, 39 blue uniforms, 1 set of keys to all the rooms in the school, 1 CD of the song "Soccer Practice", 1 long ZapStrap, and 1 snake (can be a different kind every game). This game is played with the following people: 40 players, 2 referees, 1 person nobody likes, and 1 snake (yes the snake is playing). First the referees must lock one volleyball in the library, lock the other in the trap door of the lecture room, lock the bowling pins in separate rooms upstairs, play the song "Soccer Practice" over the PA system in a loop (it will last the whole game), place the all uniforms and the snake in the locker-room, blindfold all 40 players, and then blindfold the person nobody likes and ZapStrap his hands behind his back with the keys attached. The person nobody likes is set free to run and hide, while all 40 players position themselves at the front of the school. When the referees say "go" the players must make their way to the locker-room (which is located at the other end of the school (keeping in mind that all are blindfolded). Once making it to the locker-room they must then select a uniform at random (still blindfolded) while avoiding the snake. Once a uniform is put on, the player can remove their blindfold (finding out if they are on the red or blue team) at which point they are rewarded with a hockey stick by the referees. Once everyone has their hockey stick, the referees must leave the school. Players must find the person with the keys and beat them with the hockey sticks (or feet) in order to get the keys. If the person with the keys avoids capture for 1 day, he wins. Once the keys are taken, the library must then be opened and the volleyball found. The volleyball can only be hit using the hockey stick, or the haunches. The volleyball must be taken to the stairs (which are locked) and the door must be opened. The volleyball must be hit up the stairs to the top floor. The person with the volleyball must then find the room with the same coloured bowling pin as is his uniform. Once found the pin must be struck down with the volleyball. Once this is done the team of that colour wins. If no one wins for 2 days, the snake wins. After winning, the team can proceed to the lecture room at which point they partake in a 'minigame' of sorts. The lecture room is filled with at least 10 scantily clad women that have hidden the key to the trap door somewhere inside the lecture room. The person that resists seduction and finds the key can then open the trap door, find the volleyball, and exit the building with it. That person is now the champion of the winning team and can have all the women in the lecture room. If no one finds the key in 6 hours, the women win. While playing the game, players can tackle any player from the other team. They can also tackle the snake, but, if the snake gets hurt, everyone has lost. Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Damit on 25/09/2009, 12:52 PM Karl
The "Karl" is a bizarre and highly technical sex act. Here's what you do: -Kidnap a child. -Dowse child in gasoline. -Find a bear and keep it at a distance. It needs to be trained not to maul you until five minutes after a fuse is lit. -Attach a fuse, timed at five minutes, to the child. -Rape the child and donkey punch him/her to death before the five minutes are up (otherwise, it is inhumane). If you finish before the five minutes, the bear will eat you. Take too long, and the gasoline will kill you. Hence, this is a very difficult sex act and should be done as carefully as possible. Did you hear? Sam pulled off a Karl! - Sounds like someone showed chal urban dictionary Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Robbojlr on 25/09/2009, 12:57 PM I don't know why someone would post something like the penguin one.
Penguin When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back. The bastard pissed me off, so I gave him a penguin. Jakob (This one is for Jakes2142) A whore-mongrel who likes chicken Your mom is a Jakob... Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Chalice on 25/09/2009, 12:58 PM Skull F$^k
A Skull F&%k can be two things: Old meaning: Back when people got their heads chopped off, people would f^%k their exposed necks. This doesn't happen much nowadays (although this might happen at a GWAR concert). "Sure he's dead now, heh. Hand me the head, will ya?" Also known as Squicking - To skull f#$ someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim. Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Chalice on 25/09/2009, 01:01 PM LOL - Soz if I haven't got ya in here..it might not have your name..am working on everyone
AND IF YOUR NAMES BAD...DONT BLAME ME...YOU PICKED IT...look at mine FFS :-* Chalice - 1. Traditional, female receptacle for the PHALLUS, during a mutually congenial ceremony 2. Jamaican term for a bong, used to smoke weed through a combination of boiling water and a tube. Damit - 1. The response to getting teabagged by an online psychopath 2. The piece of rolled up toilet paper that gets caught in your arsehole after wiping. Dex - Karma's stunt cock BOHICA - acronym, although pronounced as if it is a single word, for "Bend over! Here it comes again." Commonly used around the workplace when getting repeatedly fucked by the work center supervisor. Noraa - 1. Hot, fun girl who's great to be around. Easily makes friends but if you're mean to her or her friends she's a complete bitch to get back at you and knows what she's doing. Great kisser and takes things fast so can be a bit of a whore at some times but you won't regret being with her. 2. a teenaged girl who likes to tackle small children and eat tons of food constantly. Bageled - drunk, inebriated, intoxiacated, shit-faced, out of your gord Sammy - the sexiest man you will ever see. a pimp, someone who has a huge penis, and is a master at numerous sexual positions. to hump. Complete opposite of jose (Bet he wrote that himself) ;) Mandatory - A brand of heroin once extremely popular on the lower east side of manhattan. Sponge - if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge. Sillen - 1. Some thing or Some one being Silly 2. the act of dogging on someone or putting them down while enjoying it; the target usually has no idea. Zoo - Short for zoophile, which means one who has a deep emotional attraction to animals and may prefer them to a human as a companion/sexual partner. Different from bestialists in that they have compassion for the animal. ROFL ROFL ROFL Sargent - Means that the person (or thing) is hott in bed. Extremely intelligent, and intellectual. (he wrote that himself as well i'm sure ) Farmy - like the cheese, a fart that smells mature and ripe. Bray - 1. To beat up 2. To be the best of the best, to be the victor the god the don of a situation, a god like status is associated with this slang term (pff turn it up) Reggie - 1. regular weed 2. a big dick Victor - A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it Virgil - 1. a cool person, usually friendly and out going, forever a home slizzle 2. throw bitching party, in the abscence of ones parents and fuck shit up. Gazza - 1. Aimlessly wandering in a nomadic fashion in the belief that no-one notices. 2. Street name for speed. Derived from another street name for speed; *Gas*. Fatman - 1.The codename for the atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima on August 6th, 1945. 2. a fat dump who incessantly eats wings until he sweats his bald ass head to a shine and drinks so damn much that he embarasses anyone who tries to compete with him. hes the best at everything there ever was: hes got the shot of kobe, feet of pele, arm of peyton manning, and swing of bonds. FTFM. 3. Simple, a guy who is fat. Mosh - the pushing and shoving/punching done during heavy metal, rock, and punk music. An amazing way to relive stress and/or anger. MrX - mister X is a person that you talk about with friends in code, usually a dealer of things that are code-worthy Naf - An word mostly used in England to describe someone to be bad at a certain subject. 2. acronym for new-age-fag. guys who inappropriately wear designer label clothing. Randomizer - A person who says alot of random things (how true is that) Robbo - 1. A gay man who strives to get as much cock as possible. Practices incest nightly with his father and chats up boys. :-X 2. A male with no backbone otherwise known as a coward Slyke - 1. Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated. 2. A combination of the words slut and dyke. Used to describe a breezy,who is both easy and gay Jimbo - 1. Jimbo is a man unparalleled in greatness. Jimbo is perfect in almost every aspect of life, but he is comically immature physically in the groin area. Jimbo, would you put some clothes on! 2. An accidental erection, that arises only in the presence of a gay stimulus. Mummble - means "gobbledygook" or worded rubbish. A collection of letters which means nothing at all. Junkers - A beat-up old jalopy of a car. Cam - 1. Acronym for: ‘Crying And Masturbating’. 2. ridiculously good looking, an amazing man 3. to pull a cam-to receive oral pleasure from a girl you really really like, but then say something dumb like "Do you have herpes?" and fuck it up completely. 4. Cam, a name usually reserved for men with gigantic penises, and relativity large feet. 5. to accidentaly spill beer over somebody in a drunken state Fate - Fate is a child, who likes to play games. Fate is a demonic creature, who pretends to be helping you. Fate is hiding in the corner laughing at you while you wonder sadly, 'why and how did all this happen' Boratjr - the most god dam funny person in the world! Paradox - 1. a statement that appears to be self-contradictory but may actually be true 2. The collection of two docks Giga - A person who is a complete asshole, and is totally ignorant. Also, usually a person who NEVER gets laid. :laugh2: Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Robbojlr on 25/09/2009, 01:02 PM business shower
An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation. "Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off" "Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes" "We'll just have to shower together" "Hey man, thats gross" "Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower" "Aight dog" Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Chalice on 25/09/2009, 01:33 PM Lol Rob..might want to remove that post...check out what your name means..>ROFL
Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Chalice on 25/09/2009, 01:39 PM The names one needs it own thread I feel. LOL
Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Damit on 25/09/2009, 01:48 PM i dont have 1 yet but i know chal is trying to get a special one added for me so he can post it
Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Chalice on 25/09/2009, 02:00 PM I'll make one just for you
There ya go buddy Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: SolidSmiddi on 25/09/2009, 05:25 PM Dirty Sanchez
- FTW 2nd: donkey punch . Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: Chalice on 25/09/2009, 05:31 PM Yeah...I looked up donkey punch as well thinking of sammy...funny as...sooooo gonna try it
p.s. Kylie if your reading this...I'm just kidding. p.p.s. NOT Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: KARNAGE on 27/09/2009, 01:49 PM pineapple: grenade
Cheesecake: bomb sticky wicket: telling someone to go shove 2 fingers up their ass... and they do it. mistake: comes in many definitions, mainly confusing KFC with the homosexual football club "Gay F.C." reverse kanga in the tanga: shitting in the back part of a toilet Tom Cruise: a strange alien from space gun: if it's pointing at you, run like fuck all thonged: smacking someone in the face with a thong shanghai: a g-string counter-fished: hitting someone in the head with a fish, then they point a gun in your face George W. Bush: "OH FUCK, RUN!!!" Biscoody: shoving your hand up someones ass, regardless whether or not they're clothed elephant rape: kneeing someone in the ass Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: RoBB_NZL on 06/10/2009, 01:51 PM Lol im not on chals magic list :l
Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: mandatory05 on 06/10/2009, 02:13 PM Robb-
The hottest guy I have ever seen! He is soo smart, amazing, awesome. I love him to death. I will die if I ever lose him. I need him to breath. I need him to see. I speak his name n everything is okay. I hear his voice and I feel better. He is the coolest person I have ever meet. And so yeah I used to bully him but now I cant live without him. (he probably wrote it himself hehe) Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: RoBB_NZL on 06/10/2009, 07:31 PM Cheers buddy , bought tears . . . . really , it did
Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: reggie on 06/10/2009, 07:47 PM chilton - a disease of the perineum, causing anal leakage
use in a sentence: "Shit man, she gave me chilton!" chilton is my friend's last name btw. we laugh a lot. Title: Re: urban dictionary - post your best Post by: mandatory05 on 07/10/2009, 10:11 AM but this is what i forgot to put in my post
New Zealanders - Someone who likes to make it with sheep :P :P :P :P:P |