Death Inc

Following on from the popularity of the "Dex's Package" replies in the Chatbox, and in extension of Dex's suggestion, I wanted to try something that is popular on one of the Blackberry forums I moderate... basically the premise is to tell a story, about anything, three words at a time.  The story develops, three words at a time, and unfolds organically depending on the words each poster contributes. There are some basic rules:

- Each poster can only post three words, in continuation of the story
- A poster can not post twice or more in a row
- Show respect to your fellow posters by not purposely posting a dead end to the story

so here goes:

"One fine day..."


The Story so Far:  

"One fine day there was a man walking by and he saw a chick giving Sgt.Fatman a hefty sum of cash for a reacharound which ended in them both feeling rather hot and they were both disappointed that Dex never gave any although, maybe he did after all says the prophets.  When they were high above the valley of the horny goats from the place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychw yrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they drank something that seemed rather like weak milky prostitute juice.  Then they left for the brothel where they had a completely useless back door session while Jakes2142 watched and filmed while Norton was doing one massively large German girl named Patrick the Swallower.  It was later as Norton pondered why Chalice called him Charlene, he had been offended because the police liked to have sex on parade while also craving fingers in their nostrils as precautionary contraception.  Big Joe was always gentle until he started sucking violently on his extraordinarily big multi-coloured pineapple flavoured lollipop which he called the Armageddon.  It was said he liked hermaphrodites like that one Bohica met last month at the infectious diseases clinic while taking Chalice there for tests because he scratches other people's bums while thinking about the time that the man touched him on the end of his nose.  However since losing an eye he'd decided that marshmellows really were not the best thing to use while masturbating over Damit's mum, AKA Gloria Hole. Things were going well for the pair until Damit decided to bring a transvestite friend.  She/he was named Mandatory the BIG.  Simon and his dog, Rex the Destroyer, who gave head, like a fox, and used to use his fingers, on his socks.  But unfortunately he swallowed and choked on the goat we all know as Norton the the horny goat.  Meanwhile, at the local supermarket, Chalice was walking through the tampon section bleeding from his rectal passage damage caused by a rectal passage damager, aka Big Bruce.  Thumb and Knees they all fit due to popular demand by frisky the horny goat owned by Virgil but leased by Sammy the Clan Bitch who loved nothing more than giving randomizer a Mississippi Lunchbag, however this often caused orifice bleeding from bray's dusty vagina that couldn't handle Virgil's deep penetration using a large replica of Chalice without the miniture penis for clitoral stimulation and vicious sphincter cleansing.  Virgil didn't have funds available for a trained Chimp so he used a tiny New Zealander instead.  This Kiwi however lacked teeth for the proper stimulation but was able with some assistance to perform a colonoscopy with his index finger.  The problem with using spit as lube is that when the finger goes in too far and comes out with slimy, sticky rectal fluids and blood because of the fingernail scratching by the devious Dex's hot mum made me want to get naked with all the little freaks with Oompa Loompa costumes and go hard in a bath full of naked fat lesbians, because Sammy likes cushion for his pushin'.  He especially likes Aunty Kylie's ass after visualising it then hitting it with a dead slimy wet fish and veined anus which looks like MrX's face, but tastes like chicken. Then one day Sammy woke up with a huge bloke named Bruce for which he had used orally on multiple occasions and now thinks that Dex was maybe a little overcome by feelings of guilt and came out of the closet with a gimp suit and the biggest dildo that Chal and Damit used to violate Dex after being used to mix acid and anal fluid from your grandma's crack bowl, during the DeathInc weekend meetup, but this mixture turned out to have a strange side effect which involved spasms of the anus and a majority of his hairy and extremely large wrinkly ball sack did not fit the area allowed within somebodies mum's tupperware container.  When he discovered that Chalice was frequently thrashing his meaty girlfriend he didn't even know until his wife yelled.  3am this morning there was a very large looking peacock in front of an hermaphrodite that just kept pecking at his groin trying to get revenge on him for posting 'private' videos that he had of Chalice and Noraa doing a rendition of one flew over the cock and balls written by the mentally disturbed bageled a.k.a. the Dirty, Filthy and Disgusting 'Homeless Goat Man'.  He'd heard sirens while in the cellar under the local brothel where DI beat SIN and celebrated with copious amounts of drugs farmy sold and distributed by mandatory our busy lube fetcher who told Damit that your ego man was really BIG but shame about erectile dysfunction which always happens when he gets horny and Norton comes on Nikki Webster who just craves sweet strawberry kisses and Aero bars which she inserts into her cavernous warm, sticky, wet, humid, large, dark handbag made of rotting cow placenta.  When she finally defecated from excitement and had cleaned up the shit that had exploded all over the small white puppy who had recently taken his own shit and smeared it all over her breasts and Chalice's small testicles while Damit's mum salivated at the unbelievable size of his huge cock and severe phimosis he had cured only days before with rusty tinsnips with hurt like hell!  Afterwards, Chalice stared longingly into Goatse's gaping anus while he rubbed one out at his daddy's picture who was Chuck Norris' man slave.  One day a little old lady went to the sperm bank to make a withdrawal.  She then proceeded to slurp away at the contents of the bucket of fried chicken that Chalice prepared on the ground when he went to the toilet on a boat with his dong hanging out for all the world to laugh at.  Meanwhile at the brothel with a crooked sign above the seedy alleyway Damit was caught with pants down on top of a very large greasy, pimply, disgusting woman named Helga, who was using a very large hammer to remove Chalice from her rear entry way because he was clawing his way to the light from what seemed to be a very dark and deliciously smelly pooper that had a skunk for a scent and a chicken for a headdress that squawked 'Chalice has a cracker, Chalice has an angry turtle that he likes to insert into his gaping ass'.  Now in the time it takes to insert a penis onto Dex, an angry turtle squeezed into a bum takes far less time.  When pre lubed by a sexy female like Chalmela or your pet gerbil named Alfred.  The one true friend of a man named Chalice who fucked a goldfish with a pencil sized penis.  It resembled Dex's penis but much smaller than the average sized goat's dick which was kinda what got Chalice pissing himself laughing even though it made him cry and jizz on another dude's dick.  This strange behaviour was certainly common among these stupendous people at Death Inc, especially Chalice.  The weird and creepy mole on Chalice's third man breast looked like a dose of herpes just like Cowcar's which he contracted when he visited Bohica's computer shed late one night and put his whole head in Norton's arse.  It kept his ears nice and fresh, the better to flick Dex's hairy masculine chest, which resembles a shaved goanna's head with some kind of growth on his rear end.  Damit had to have a big pile of shit on his glass table so that he rub it in real good.  Thinking that perhaps he should have not called Damit's mum a delicious 'angel', he was lying naked with feathers fucking llamma's penises right in his favourite bed sheets when suddenly a giant black man named Anglo arrived   with a tiny mallet in his arse and a massive cricket bat in his hand.  The fun began when Alucard decided to buy some goat flavoured sauce to smear on a random woman's small child's face because he loved to do that with his large big breasted plump enlarged melon shaped soccer balls which he rubbed on a young Vietnamese boy named Phuc Mai Butt.  Thats renowned for being able to rearrange deck chairs in the most strange way possible whilst keeping a beached whale in total sexual exetacy.  He stuck his chocolate pop-tart deep into his mouth where until yesterday was full of blistered bum holes which were screaming funky cold medina.  About this time carcow was wearing a super sexy set of angel shaped fluffy wings that looked really well worn.  Meanwhile, behind the dumpster, Mandatory was kneeling with his mouth ready for a   load to be thrust at cosmic speeds down his big and deep caverness depths of his nostril which makes Chalice wet with desire for beastial frolicking nympho sex that involves several animals of low morals, willing to do anything as long as its a flock, opps... meant fuck.  I meant furrie of the homosexuals, the kind that serve good pasta at breakfast time with bacon bits... MmmMmmm... bacon arrgggrrrgrgrggggrg...  Suddenly the door slammed open and standing there was Dex in his gimp Casual Team shirt and trademark Captain Suit, clutching between his legs a watermelon with vegemite smeared between his arse cheeks.  'That's not Vegemite" Mandatory yelled, a hi ho silver!  And then went down to a secret, hidden basement to check on his supply of foul rotten smelling rubbing cream which is used to make his skin delicous for the bunga bunga party Italian social club to consume. Meanwhile, in downtown Detroit, a monkey tickled the grandiosely swollen  testicles of a man named Kordite.  Kordite was enjoying the weekly scrubbing of a very large and unweildy man hand, though seeing a bloated mountain goat carcass really made him wet from it's rancid vomit inducing stench that reminded him of his goat farming days in Dex's dungeon.  Meanwhile, over in Bohica's computer store, unbelievable bargains can be found, just be sure to do whatever he thought might be Health and Safety orientated as he reaches into your pantaloons, pulling out a strangely long pant monster.  Proceeding from there, our heroic Virgil plays with his considerable sized labia.  Convieniently, Zendru was around to lend a hand when he began skull fucking a mexican with that had one giant rotating black helicopter which he found refridgerated.  Cowcar meanwhile, investigated prolapsed distress inside his anal cavity search box of toys which brought back find memories of box of toys he had shared     "

"there was a"

"man walking by"

and he saw

a chick giving

Sgt.Fatman a hefty

Sum of Cash.

for a reacharound

Which ended in

them both feeling

rather hot and

they were both

dissapointed that dex

never gave any

although, maybe he

Did after all

says the prophets.

When they were

high above the

valley of the

horny goats from

the place called

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychw yrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they drank

something that seemed

rather like weak

milky prostitute juice

Then they left

for the brothel

where they had

a completely useless

back door session

while Jakes2142 watched

and filmed while

Norton was doing

one massively large

German girl named

Patrick the Swallower.

It was later

As Norton pondered

why Chalice called

him Charlene, he

had been offended

because the police

liked to have

sex on parade

While also craving

fingers in their

nostrils as precautionary

Contraception. Big Joe

was always gentle

until he started

sucking violently on

his extaordinary big

multi-coloured pineapple flavoured

lollipop which he

called The Armageddon

It was said

he liked hermaphrodites

like that one

Bohica met last

month at the

infectious diseases clinic

while taking chalice

there for tests

because he scratches

other peoples bums

While thinking about

the time that

the man touched

him on the

end of his

nose. However since

losing an eye

he'd decided that

marshmallows really were

not the best

thing to use

while masturbating over

Damit's Mum, AKA

Gloria Hole. Things

were going well

for the pair

until Damit decided

to bring a

transvestite friend. She/he

was named Mandatory

the BIG. Simon

and his dog

, Rex the Destroyer,

who gave head

, like a fox,

and used to

use his fingers

on his socks. (it rhymes..shhh)

But unfortunately he

swallowed and choked

on the goat

we all know

as norton the

the horny goat

Meanwhile, at the

local supermarket, chalice

was walking through

the tampon section

bleeding from his

rectal passage damage

caused by a

rectal passage damager,

aka Big Bruce.

thumb and knees

they all fit

due to popular

demand by frisky

the horny goat

owned by Virgil

but leased by

Sammy the Clan

bitch who loved

nothing more than

giving randomizer a

Mississippi Lunchbag, however

this often caused

orifice bleeding from

bray`s dusty vagina

That couldn't handle

virgils deep penetration

using a large

replica of chalice

with out the

miniture penis for

clitoral stimulation and

vicious sphincter cleansing

virgil didnt have

funds available for

for a trained

Chimp, so he

used a tiny

New Zealander instead.

This Kiwi however

lacked teeth for

the proper stimulation

but was able

with some assistance

to perform a

colonoscopy with his

index finger. The

Problem with using

spit as lube

is that when

the finger goes

in too far

and comes out

with slimy, sticky

rectal fluids and

blood bacause of

the fingernail scratching

by the devious

Dex's hot mum

made me want

to get naked

with all the

little freaks with

Oompa Loompa costumes

and go hard

in a bath

full of naked

fat lesbians, because

sammy likes cushion

for his pushin.

He especially likes

Aunty Kylie's A$$

after visualising it

then hitting it

with a dead

slimy wet fish

and veined anus

which looks like

MrX's face, but

tastes like chicken.

Then one day

Sammy woke up

with a huge

bloke named Bruce

for which he

had used orally

on multiple occasions

and now thinks

that dex was

maybe a little

overcome by feelings

of guilt and

came out of

the closet with

a gimp suit

and the biggest

dildo that chal

and damit used

to violate dex

after being used

to mix acid

and anal fluid

from your grandma`s...

crack bowl, during

the Deathinc weekend

meet-up but this

mixture turned out

to have a

strange side effect

which involved spasms

of the anus

and a majority

of his hairy

and extremely large

wrinkly ball sack

did not fit

the area allowed

within somebodies mums

tupperware container. When

he discovered that

Chalice was frequently

thrashing his meaty

girlfriend he didn't

even know until

his wife yelled.

3am this morning

there was a

very large looking

peacock in front

of an hermaphrodite

that just kept

pecking at his

groin trying to

get revenge on

on him for

posting "private" videos

that he had

of Chalice and

Noraa doing a (gotcha back biatch)

rendition of one

flew over the

cock and balls

written by the

mentally disturbed bageled

a.k.a. the Dirty...

, Filthy and Disgusting

homeless goat man.

He'd heard sirens

while in the

cellar under the

local brothel where

DI beat SIN

and celebrated with

copious amounts of

drugs farmy sold

and distibuted by

mandatory our busy

lube fetcher who

told damit that

your ego man

was really BIG

but shame about

erectile dysfunction

which always happens when (added 1 word becuase of robb, please learn up to 10 and youll get this right)

he gets horny

and Norton comes

on Nikki Webster

who just craves

sweet strawberry kisses

and aero bars

which she inserts

into her cavernous

warm, sticky, wet

humid, large, dark

handbag made of

rotting cow placenta.

When she finally

defecated from excitement

and had cleaned

up the shit

that had exploded

all over the

small white puppy

who had recently

taken his own

shit and smeared

it all over

her breasts and

chalice's small testicles

whilst dex's mum

salivated at the

unbeleivable size of

                       HIS HUGE COCK





(cheers to Karnage & zoo  for the opening to get some payback on Dex) :thumbup:

and severe phimosis

he had cured    (prick  >:( )

only days before

with rusty tinsnips

which hurt like

hell! Afterwards, Chalice

stared longingly into

(how the hell did you know that term "phimosis"?)

Goatse's gaping anus


on another forum, some guy posted a topic asking for help because he thought his dick was weird. Then he posted a fucked up picture of it. It was all red and infected and shit. The guy got banned but someone else came along and said he had phimosis, so I looked it up on wikipedia and... yeah

while he rubbed

one out at

his daddy's picture

who was Chuck

Norris's man slave.

One day a

little old lady

went to the

sperm bank to

make a withdrawal.

She then proceeded

to slurp away

at the contents

of the bucket

of fried chicken

that chalice prepared

on the ground

when he went

to the toilet

on a boat

with his dong

hanging out for

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all the world

to laugh at.

(Bastard..was hoping that wouldn't happen :( )

Meanwhile at the

brothel with a

crooked sign above

the seedy alleyway

Damit was caught

with pants down

on top of

a very large

greasy, pimply , disgusting

woman named Helga,

who was using

a very large

Hammer to remove

chalice from her

Rear entry way

because he was

clawing his way

to the light

from what seemed

to be a

very dark and

deliciously smelly pooper

that had a

skunk for a

scent and a

chicken for a

headdress that squawked

"Chalice has a...

cracker, Chalice has

an angry turtle

that he likes

to insert into

his gaping ass."

Now in the

time it takes

to insert a

penis onto Dex

,an angry turtle

squeezed into a

bum takes far

less time. When

pre lubed by

a sexy female

like Chalmela or

your pet gerbil

named Alfred. The

one true friend

of a man

named Chalice who

fucked a goldfish

with a pencil

sized penis. It

resembled Dex's penis

but much smaller

than the average

(also the proper term is "a lot" unless you were talking about the alot.)

sized goats dick

which was kinda

what got chalice
(and karnage, wtf are you talking about?)

(re: the correct speeling/grammer is "a lot..not alot" in a prior thread we discussed that the alot is a mythical beast that preys on small furry animals and Karnages anus..I think we discussed the 2nd part or was that just my thoughts? :)

pissing himself laughing

(still i dont know what you're talking about, i wrote "much" not "alot" :P)

even though it

(hmm fair point)

made him cry

and jizz on

another dudes dick.

(fuck I hate you dex :P )

This strange behaviour

was certainly common

among these stupendousness

(alucard, does stupendousness fit with the tense of the story?)

people at DeathInc

especially chalice. The

weird and creepy

mole on chalice's

third man breast

looked like a

dose of herpes

just like cowcars

which he contracted

when he visited

bohica's computer shed

late one night

and put his

Whole head in

Nortons arse. It

kept his ears

nice and fresh

, the better to

flick dex's hairy

masculine chest, which

(dont see how fresh ears and hairy somethings relate cow...)

resembles a shaved

goanna's head with

some kind of

growth on his

rear end. Damit

had to have

a big pile

of shit on

his glass table

so that he

rub it in

real good.  Thinking

that perhaps he

should of not

called Damit's mum

a delicious "angel"

, he was lying

naked with feathers

fucking llamma's penises

right in his

favoiurate bed sheets

when suddenly a

Giant black man

named Anglo arrived

with a tiny

mallet in his

arse and a

massive cricket bat

in his hand.

The Fun Began

when Alucard decided

to buy some

Goat flavored sauce

to smear on

a random woman's

Small child's face

because he loved

to do that

with his large

big breasted plump

enlarged melon shaped

soccer balls which

he rubbed on

a young vietnamese

boy named Phuc Mai But.

Thats renowned for

being able to

rearrange deck chairs

in the most

strange way possible

whilst keeping a

beached whale in

total sexual extasy.

He stuck his

chocolate pop-tart deep

into his mouth

were until yesterday

was full of

blistered bum holes

which were screaming

funky cold medina

.  About this time,

carcow* was wearing

*Name encoded to protect those involved

a super sexy

set of angel

shaped fluffy wings

That looked really

well worn.  Meanwhile,

behind the dumpster,

Mandatory was kneeling

with his mouth

ready for a

load to be

thrust at cosmic

speeds down his

big and deep

caverness depths of

his nostril which

makes chalice wet

with desire for   (god help me!)

bestial frolicking nympho

sex that involves

several animals of

low morals, willing

to do anything

as long as

its a flock

, oops... meant fuck.

i meant furrie

of the homosexuals

, the kind that

serve good pasta

at breakfast time

with bacon bits

mmmmm bacon arrgggrrgrgrgggrgrg

, Suddenly the door

slammed open and

standing there was

Dex in his

gimp casual team

shirt and trademark

captain suit, clutching

inbetween his legs

a watermelon with

vegemite smeared between

his arse cheeks

. "That's not Vegemite"

Mandatory yelled, a

hi ho silver!

and then went

down to a

secret, hidden basement

to check on

his supply of

fowl rotten smelling

rubbing cream which

is used to

make his skin

delicious for the

bunga bunga party

Italian social club

To consume, Meanwhile....

In downtown Detroit,

A monkey tickled

the grandiosely swollen

testicles of a

man named Kordite.

Kordite was enjoying

the weekly scrubbing

of a very

large and unweildy

man hand, though

seeing a bloated

mountain goat carcass

realy mad him         :PDT_Armataz_01_29:

wet from it's

rancid vomit inducing

stench that reminded

him of his

goat farming days

in Dex's dungeon.

Meanwhile over in

bohicas computer store

unbelievable bargains can

be found, just

be sure to

do whatever he

thought might be

health and safety

orientated as he

Reaches into your


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pantaloons, pulling out

a strangely long

pant monster. Proceeding

from there, our

heroic virgil plays

with his considerable

sized labia. Conveniently

, Zendru was around

to lend a

hand when he

began skull fucking

a mexican with

that had one

giant rotating black

helicopter which he

found refrigerated. Cowcar

meanwhile, instigated prolapsed

distress inside his

anal cavity search

box of toys

which brought back

fond memories of

box of toys

he had shared

with a midget

two hundred of

his favourite gi-joes

Which fitted nicely

inside her cavernous

large and sticky

Anus. But suddenly

DonutKing sprang forth

from virgil's boypussy

saturated in his

Viscous manjuice, "why

the fuck did

I drink milk

before entering virgils

rape pantry. Catfood

is not as

expensive as milk

, although it certainly

is as arousing

as four day

long chilli enema

can make you

rancid as hell

and yet surprisingly

mustard moisturizer works

if inserted deep

inside ones own

overgrown curly toenail

that oozes a

pustular bacterial fluid

which goes nice

with a large

glass of milk.

Once Dex found

a roebucking apprenticeship

that involved goat

stud farms, with

advanced seminal collection

and distribution mechanisms

he soon realised

that he needed

a jar filled

with a box

of your favourite

anal toys, Chalice

loves a good

My little Pony

the nurturing, caring

Bastard he is

taking it all

to sillens for

golden shower time

where they express 

scat a sacrimony

and the true

meaning of life

which is a

box of chocolate

wrapped in the

the skin of

a delicate newborn

. Random artifacts can

produce strange and

effervescent polymer chains

that consist of

plasma igniting at

-273c which is

zero degrees kelvin

or really fuckin

cold in fact.

Suddenly a wild

store clerk appeared

frothing and waving

a burning brand

and screaming at

Robb_NZL get a

shotgun! Cordlez is

horny and he's

got a bad

dick moisture level

which inturn cuases

severe chafing sores

and numerous green

pustules that continuously

leak out when

Norton took over

as he does

what all overs

 Mammies car bonnet

whilst the unsuspecting

queensland bbq meet

Was not without

its share of

big white dripping

chicken sausages over

Chalice's naked arse

covered in peanut

butter as well

as an assortment

of arnott's biscuits

as we tend

to suck the

cream out of

Donuts massive ASS!

Now whilst Donut

was getting cream

sprayed all over

the inner walls

of his extremely

large anal cavity

, Bageled was seen

making screen print

of this whole

scene to sell

on child tshirts

and profit off

child slavery, Meanwhile.....

some dirty bastard

who shall not

be named was

fingering a lost

goat who was

squirming and biting

his nipples whilst

his Scrotum was

being nibbled on

by a familiar

Homosexual, who inserted

a fat gerbal

into his gaping

small business owner

. Once upon a

small fat man

, he decided to

donkey punch cordlez

and Dex. Dex

then starts crying

tears of joy

as his anus

births an octopus

which closely resembles

cowcar in the

leather backseat of

a Peugeot that

Chalice bought. Suddenly

he then realized

the vomit smell

Coming from the

afterbirth was actually

the exhalations of

Dex's vacuum cleaner

. The cleaner was

60% proof distilled

of any viable

caustic window cleaner

as seen in

The movie titled

"Why do dogs

cum on Pooh?"

*cue movie trailer*,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nuUpR1fdf0

(This is why

we can't have

crypto around kids).

The next day,

DirtyHarry found dirty,

a pink gstring,

slightly wet and

smelling strangely of

sweat, blood and

Oil which made

DirtyHarry think of

that time in

Megan Fox's vagina

which had horrible

pussy herpes sores

That he licked

a lovely doorknob

taste lingering, lovingly

ghastly, she said

take me now

rip me apart

,spread my moist

fluffy bread loaf

far apart for

me to eat.

Funnel dicks into

roller-derby competitions

certainly woo's the

dick funneling gimps

that attend these

three words at

the top of

these deathinc forums

that contain many

homogeneous group of

cock starved chicks

frothing and craving

for the large

quarter pounder meal

with an extra

dollop of special

K breakfast cereal

with a cup

of goat jizz

just to add

Some 'Scentual' Flavour

. Meanwhile Batman farts

in your general

erection! Robin turns

around to see

joker watching from

the balcony while

Catwoman sits and

Knits a sweater

of pubic hair

that she got

by plucking each

of the hairs

using only the

gangrenous left paw

of a hideous

yet somewhat erotically

evocative panda cub.

As superman dodges

the cup of

His sisters soggy

tissues from her

big fat sweaty

pet tuna fish

He Suddenly Realises

alien mind-benders

have been here

and defecated on

the last grassy

moustache of glossy

sperm whale labia.