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Title: Are you a Taliban?? Post by: Sponge on 20/08/2009, 11:33 AM Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humour
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean". 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.. 9. You have nothing against women and believe every man should own at least two. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat! Title: Re: Are you a Taliban?? Post by: shadowice558 on 20/08/2009, 03:55 PM 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat! this needs to be retitled "you might be chalice." Title: Re: Are you a Taliban?? Post by: Noraa78 on 20/08/2009, 04:31 PM 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat! this needs to be retitled "you might be chalice." hahahahaha,.... nice one :PDT_Armataz_01_34: Title: Re: Are you a Taliban?? Post by: Chalice on 20/08/2009, 04:54 PM 4 & 10 are both pretty clear descriptions of me actually...I agree with Smartarse..I mean Shadow...rename the thread :)
Title: Re: Are you a Taliban?? Post by: bageled on 26/08/2009, 04:04 PM hhhmmm bacon
Title: Re: Are you a Taliban?? Post by: cowcar on 26/08/2009, 07:54 PM 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean". so the "Hi 10" would be frowned upon, and hopefully limited to a Hi 5.... |