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Title: I hate...
Post by: Seal on 15/08/2009, 10:19 PM
I Hate Random Critz


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: reggie on 15/08/2009, 10:25 PM
i hate pyros..... so fucking much. its not even funny.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 15/08/2009, 10:34 PM
i hate set speed for pistols.
i hate having to delete random drops i never asked for.
i hate sandman tards.
i hate pub leaders who think we should give a rats about there plans.
i hate retarded deaths just because you were putting out a smoke or adjusting your mouse.
i hate joining a server to be "slot reserved for admins" 'd
i could go on.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 15/08/2009, 10:43 PM
I hate the way how Mr Miyagi made the karate kid wash his crappy old cars.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MrX on 15/08/2009, 10:53 PM
I hate Smiddi whe he is on the other team and kills me.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MrX on 15/08/2009, 10:54 PM
I hate Spawn times


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 15/08/2009, 11:39 PM
I hate not having a hat :|


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 16/08/2009, 12:55 AM
i hate people who brag about having or complain about not having hats (no offence bray)


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Paradox on 16/08/2009, 06:58 AM
I also hate having no hats :(


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: cowcar on 16/08/2009, 07:23 AM
I hate it when you are choking  yourself whilst jacking off, and get carried away and end up dead.
sincerly, Michael.H


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 16/08/2009, 07:24 AM
^ dam that was a funny Cowcar.

I hate it when Norton is wearing a hat (and Joe Cocker music is playing in the background).


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MOSH on 16/08/2009, 07:46 AM
I hate it how there is 6 sausages to a packet...... and only 5 hot dog buns!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 16/08/2009, 07:48 AM
I hate Oompa Loompas...I really do


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: RoBB_NZL on 16/08/2009, 08:11 AM
I hate the toys norton brings to the parties . Im not taking any questions


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 16/08/2009, 08:22 AM
I hate it when you go to a cocktail party and someone asks you to hold their drink and you end up being the most popular cocktail shaker by the end of the night.
Sincerely, Michael J Fox


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Virgil83 on 16/08/2009, 08:56 AM
I hate it when you go to a cocktail party and someone asks you to hold their drink and you end up being the most popular cocktail shaker by the end of the night.
Sincerely, Michael J Fox

ROFL... just... ROFL...

and I hate people who can't drive for shit... I'm looking in your general direction there, Damit :P


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Z00111111 on 16/08/2009, 09:20 AM
I hate snipers and spys. They can go fuck eachother.

I don't hate sausages.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: naf on 16/08/2009, 09:23 AM
I hate it when you take a dump no matter how much you wipe you just keep writing on paper. It's like your arse becomes a giant click pencil...


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: RoBB_NZL on 16/08/2009, 10:04 AM
I hate it when you take a dump no matter how much you wipe you just keep writing on paper. It's like your arse becomes a giant click pencil...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! +1


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Ametros on 16/08/2009, 10:28 AM
I hate having only received 3 random items since the patch that introduced them. 1 of which is a double up. My hate is however somewhat offset by myself having the new sniper hat!!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: ENGAGE on 16/08/2009, 01:12 PM
I hate getting kicked out of Big W for sitting in one of the outdoor settings eating twisties
:( i just wanted a comfy place to sit and enjoy my twisties


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Psych0Kyller on 16/08/2009, 01:30 PM
I hate getting kicked out of Big W for sitting in one of the outdoor settings eating twisties
:( i just wanted a comfy place to sit and enjoy my twisties
:laugh2: cant believed they did that must have been jealous that you had twisties and they didnt


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Vert on 16/08/2009, 01:36 PM
I hate pyros that just run around spraying everywhere hoping to get a spy.
I hate fucktards that start blaming there team because there losing in PUB's and they themselves, are bottom of the team!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: cowcar on 16/08/2009, 02:21 PM
I hate having to beat ball cancer with the support of your patner, then having to dump her as soon as she has melon cancer.... ( i  aint living with no 1 titied biatch)...
yours : Lance A.....


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 16/08/2009, 02:59 PM
I hate getting kicked out of Big W for sitting in one of the outdoor settings eating twisties
:( i just wanted a comfy place to sit and enjoy my twisties

What big w centre? i would have joined you and asked for some if i was there :P


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 16/08/2009, 02:59 PM
i hate people who brag about having or complain about not having hats (no offence bray)

i was not complaining i was expressing a point :P


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Sgt.fatman on 16/08/2009, 05:27 PM
i hate noobs in l4d calling me a noob


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MOSH on 16/08/2009, 05:44 PM
I hate grenade drops in CoD4 when you kill someone, and last stand!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MOSH on 16/08/2009, 06:31 PM
also i REALLY hate it when people steal your remix and claim it as their own!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MrX on 17/08/2009, 01:42 PM
I hate when Pyro's with airblast bounce you up and up when ubered until your uber runs out and then get killed by a stage 1 sentry.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: KARNAGE on 17/08/2009, 04:40 PM
i hate it when team balance goes on and im forced against heaps of DI guys and get owned, mainly pyro MrX


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 17/08/2009, 08:45 PM
i hate deagles in every game that they are in... except for max payne, that games just the shiz.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 17/08/2009, 08:47 PM
i hate pro mod......or should i say CSS 2


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 17/08/2009, 08:54 PM
wtf is CSS 2?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 17/08/2009, 08:55 PM
Counter Strike Source 2 lol its a joke, pro mod turns CoD4 into CSS


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 17/08/2009, 09:43 PM
how?
do you have to buy guns or something?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 17/08/2009, 09:58 PM
no lol, just all the guns have turned into CSS, snipers all have no bob and greater hip fire accuracy, cant cook nades, no perks, lots of other little things


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Robbojlr on 17/08/2009, 11:22 PM
I hate rap music.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 03:06 PM
i agree with robbo.
i hate 'wannabe hardcore kents' who think listening to rap music makes them sikk.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 03:14 PM
i hate gangsta's who think people care that there gang was on the front page of the local newspaper for getting into a punch on.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 03:15 PM
i hate gang's or crew's
they are stupid.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 18/08/2009, 04:05 PM
I hate how damit never makes the bed after shagging my wife...bloody inconsiderate


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 05:26 PM
i hate how damnit cheating on me.

YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 18/08/2009, 05:39 PM
LOL

+1 for being so gullible


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Noraa78 on 18/08/2009, 06:04 PM
i hate it when chalice doesn't clean norton when he is finished with him.

Do you know how hard it is to get spew out of goat hair!?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 06:39 PM
+1 to both noraa and shadow.
I hate girls that just want to be friends..


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 18/08/2009, 06:49 PM
i hate it when chalice doesn't clean norton when he is finished with him.

Do you know how hard it is to get spew out of goat hair!?

+1 mate..laughed my arse off


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 06:58 PM
+1 to both noraa and shadow.
I hate girls that just want to be friends..

call me a bitch,
but if i know a girl long enough to be friends i end up the one who wants to keep it that way :S


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 18/08/2009, 07:01 PM
Yeah...just so you can network and end up shagging all her friends....thats my boy


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 07:02 PM
lol, if youve asked girls out before, their main excuse is "i just want to be friends". sometimes i wonder why they cant just say no in some form.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:03 PM
see, i've found your problem mate.

what's this "ask" you speak of?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 07:08 PM
haha.....
i can picture you telling a girl to out with you.
"hi, GO OUT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:13 PM
who said i tell her anything?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Virgil83 on 18/08/2009, 07:15 PM
who said i tell her anything?

ROFL... you just show up at her door, punch out her father and older brother, and drag her to the car :)


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:15 PM
who said i have a car?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 18/08/2009, 07:17 PM
who said i tell her anything?

ROFL... you just show up at her door, punch out her father and older brother, and drag her to the car :)

every now and again he gets confused and drags off the brother or even the father...he doesn't mind though and he certainly doesn't stop :)


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:19 PM
who said i was confused?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Robbojlr on 18/08/2009, 07:23 PM
No one. But the look on your face was convincing enough


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:23 PM
who said it wasn't happyness?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 07:24 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: reggie on 18/08/2009, 07:25 PM
Who said it was happiness?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:25 PM
well, i suppose nothing can compare to the happyness of dragging you away reg.

WTF how have i gotten another -2 karma since i started replying to this thread!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 07:39 PM
hey, dont look at me, i gave you positive karma.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 18/08/2009, 07:40 PM
so did I :P
now someone smited me :(


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 18/08/2009, 07:41 PM
hahahahah. not me


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:46 PM
alright boys, looks like it's up to us to solve this mystery!

suit up.
(http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o393/shadowice558/23292page.jpg)


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Robbojlr on 18/08/2009, 07:53 PM
alright boys, looks like it's up to us to solve this mystery!

suit up.
(http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o393/shadowice558/23292page.jpg)

And you wonder why you got the negative Karma

:P


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 07:54 PM
for awesomeness?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: reggie on 18/08/2009, 08:13 PM
Who said it was awesomeness?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 08:16 PM
+1

i see what you did there.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Dex on 18/08/2009, 08:19 PM
I hate pictures of which i do not understand.
Looking at you shadow.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 18/08/2009, 08:39 PM
its from 40k.

its a monolith prime.

long story short, monoliths are floating pyramids that belch out necrons.
necrons are undead robot space pirate ninjas...
(http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o393/shadowice558/1249908708851.jpg)


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 18/08/2009, 08:44 PM
its from 40k.

its a monolith prime.

long story short, this picture makes no sense at all and is quite possibly the greatest waste of pixels ever created

:)


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 18/08/2009, 09:06 PM
OOhhhhhhhhh...I thought it was supposed to be Megatron...my bad..again


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Paradox on 19/08/2009, 05:34 PM
Yeah I thought it was the evil autobots. Cbf googling the name.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: RoBB_NZL on 19/08/2009, 05:55 PM
Decepticons , jeez , durrr :P


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Ametros on 19/08/2009, 07:56 PM
I actually recognized it as being Necrons.
And I noticed it had a striking similarity face-wise to Shredder from TMNT (or at least the episodes from about 10 years ago or so..)


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: KARNAGE on 20/08/2009, 04:23 PM
LOL at the thingd from before, what happened??? dam whatchamabots and whoevercons, they make threads not so funny


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 20/08/2009, 04:56 PM
lol..whatchamabots etc... gold +1 buddy


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Virgil83 on 20/08/2009, 06:09 PM
I FUCKING hate Education Queensland... telling me that my son can't go to the Darling Downs Zoo on a school trip next week because they are concerned he "won't listen"... when the fuck did teachers become such fucking pansys?  And why should he miss out on an educational experience because of their incompetence?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 20/08/2009, 06:14 PM
thats fucken ridiculous man. I remember when a teacher told my mum that "we (my and my 2 brothers) got distracted alot in class, they might have mental problems". The next thing my mum said was "Maybe thats because they thought their teacher was a COW!".
they shouldnt be able to do that to your son virg....


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: bray182 on 20/08/2009, 06:38 PM
Hey virg if i was you i'd go down there and blatently accuse them of discrimination and tell them to pull their act together


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Virgil83 on 20/08/2009, 06:46 PM
Yeah, I will be... my wife was the one who they told this afternoon, and she's not one for confrontation so she just went "oh, okay" or something to that effect and told me when I got home from work...

I'll be heading down there tomorrow morning to give the Principal a piece of my mind... fucking wanker...


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 20/08/2009, 06:47 PM
good on ya!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Z00111111 on 20/08/2009, 07:41 PM
When did school trips become a place for listening in the first place?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: cowcar on 20/08/2009, 07:56 PM
wtf would you listen to at the zoo anyway! but yeah.. go give the teachers hell.. remember the old saying " If you can do something well, go forth and do it, if you cant, teach"...


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 20/08/2009, 08:00 PM
I think it goes like this cowcar:

Those who can, do.
Those who cant, teach.
Those who cant teach, are at Wollongong Uni.

.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 20/08/2009, 08:40 PM
I HATE MY INTERNET CONNECTION...GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 20/08/2009, 09:01 PM
hey virg, just remember, raping him in front of the kids will get your double time.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Noraa78 on 20/08/2009, 09:03 PM
i hate being capped out. besterds  :upset:


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 20/08/2009, 09:12 PM
on that subject.

i hate having 3 $100 internet bills no-one tells me about (after opening my mail) untill 5 days before my net is cutoff.

i also hate waiting till the end of the month to use ANY of my bandwith for fear of getting capped.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Noraa78 on 20/08/2009, 09:15 PM
i wasn't talking about my net being capped out. but that would have to suck *loves his unlimited*
i was refering to the barstards in PR, capping out the US.
Not that it would have been hard,. my squadie was all over the place, and the rest of the team was fighting over who was going to get the TOW HumV.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: shadowice558 on 20/08/2009, 09:40 PM
ololoolooloooloolooloolololol ool

but seriously, be thankfull they werent fighting over who gets to tk who.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MrX on 21/08/2009, 08:48 AM
I hate my work canteen food. It's bland like nortons droppings after he has been with Chal.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Cam on 21/08/2009, 12:58 PM
I hate my work canteen food.

Hence why I never eat at the canteen and go out most of the time...haha!
You need an iron gut to digest anything, last time I had the hamburger + chips my stomach couldn't stop screaming for 3 days after.
:P



Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Paradox on 21/08/2009, 02:02 PM
$2 Rice mmmmmmmmm


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Noraa78 on 25/08/2009, 05:28 AM
i hate starting work at 2am,.. only to find out that non of the paperwork/notification has been put in for me to do radiography, therefore can't do the job.

I do however love being paid 4hrs OT (7hrs actual pay) for doing nothing.  :D


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 25/08/2009, 09:45 AM
Lol..go Norgs


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 26/08/2009, 01:15 PM
what do you do noraa?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Noraa78 on 26/08/2009, 01:44 PM
non destructive testing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_Destructive_Testing


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 26/08/2009, 10:15 PM
damn... it would be a great job without the 'non' in non-destructive testing.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Noraa78 on 27/08/2009, 07:30 AM
we do mechanical, or destructive testing too :D


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Virgil83 on 27/08/2009, 08:08 AM
non destructive testing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_Destructive_Testing

I'd like to see you agree to "Destructive Testing" in a Medial Procedure, Noraa :)

LOL:  "Ladies and Gentlemen, instead of X-Rays and Full Body Scans, we have Dr Kevorkian here tonight practing his patented 'crack er open and have a feel around inside' method of diagnostic medicine!"


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: mandatory05 on 27/08/2009, 10:53 AM
i can imagine a scottish person saying that.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Noraa78 on 27/08/2009, 04:35 PM
non destructive testing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_Destructive_Testing

I'd like to see you agree to "Destructive Testing" in a Medial Procedure, Noraa :)

LOL:  "Ladies and Gentlemen, instead of X-Rays and Full Body Scans, we have Dr Kevorkian here tonight practing his patented 'crack er open and have a feel around inside' method of diagnostic medicine!"

who's the sucker,... i mean patient?


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MOSH on 29/08/2009, 06:25 AM
I hate people that can jump accross bars with bottles..... and witty t-shirt slogans!


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Cam on 29/08/2009, 10:04 AM
Shit rainy weather on weekends.


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Cam on 29/08/2009, 12:16 PM
When movies don't start on time.
I'm at shellharbour greater union at the moment on my iPhone. Waiting for the weekly special the ugly truth to start.

Is it sad that I'm watching a romantic comedy at the movies by myself? Lol

Truth be told i'm only watching it for Katherine heigl
 :PDT_Armataz_01_28:

Good news is that even though the movie hasn't started yet there is a rather hot girl sitting next to me checking me out. Giggity!!
Time to work the charm
 :afro:


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Ametros on 29/08/2009, 07:58 PM
Good news is that even though the movie hasn't started yet there is a rather hot girl sitting next to me checking me out. Giggity!!
Time to work the charm
 :afro:

So how did THAT go??


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Cam on 29/08/2009, 08:23 PM
Yeh nothing happened...LOL
She was in the row below me to the right, all throughout the movie I could see her looking up at me but on the way out I lost her in the crowd!
I should have just gone down to her during the movie, but she was with like 15 girlfriends. Might have been a bit tricky. Especially climbing down those stairs in the dark, I'm a pretty clumsy person, I'd more than likely trip and squash someone instead of impressing her...haha!
 :PDT_Armataz_01_26:

I should have just posted in the ask chalice section, I'm sure I would have had some success then.
 :Toung:


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Chalice on 29/08/2009, 09:20 PM
For sure...I couldv'e had her stripping for you in under 10 seconds...all you had to do was pour your drink over her :D


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Cam on 29/08/2009, 10:07 PM
I can't waste Frozen Coke
That would be blasphemy!

Any other ways?
 :PDT_Armataz_01_11:


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: MrX on 29/08/2009, 10:18 PM
I can't waste Frozen Coke
That would be blasphemy!

Any other ways?
 :PDT_Armataz_01_11:

LOL


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Dex on 29/08/2009, 10:22 PM
I can't waste Frozen Coke
That would be blasphemy!

Any other ways?
 :PDT_Armataz_01_11:

piss on her?
She'd love that


Title: Re: I hate...
Post by: Ametros on 30/08/2009, 10:24 AM
For sure...I couldv'e had her stripping for you in under 10 seconds...all you had to do was pour your drink over her :D

That. Is. Gold. +1 Chal
Perhaps there is a future for the human race after all..