Death Inc

‘When asked how paramedics knew that Michael Jackson was having a heart attack the paramedic replied – we knew he was in trouble because when we found him he was blowing bubbles’
 
Rumors are circulating that Jackson was found dead in the Hudson river bobbing up and down on a boy
 
Michael Jackson left it in his will that he wants to be melted down and turned into a playstation so all the little kids will still play with him.

 

The Reports about Michael Jackson having a cardiac arrest are incorrect.. He actually went to visit the children's hospital and had a stroke......

Michael Jackson has died. To commemorate his musical achievements McDonalds have released a "McJackson Burger"… It’s a piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don’t know what to do with the body as plastic recycle night is not until next Tuesday.

Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates.  They were Patrick (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

Reports are that he did from eating 12 year old nuts

little soon don't you think

nope

did you laugh at any of them?

I would have if he hadn't of died less then 24 hours ago

sorry.. I've updated the Topic to remove any nasty surprises to anyone.

Farah Fawcett arrived in heaven last night & was greeted by God. He said “Farah, because you have been such a good person, I will grant you one wish”. Farah said “I want all the children in the world to be safe”.
- So God killed Michael Jackson

Heard it wasn't the 1st heart attack that killed Jacko, it was the 2nd one once he realised the hospital he was going to be taken to didn't have a children's ward.


Michael Jackson has died...To commemorate his musical achievements, McDonalds have released the "McJackson Burger.  It's a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

Michael Jackson is dead. They are going to melt him down and make plastic toys so the kids can still play with him.

I hear Michael Jackson has died. Time of death was when the big hand touched the little hand.

They were worried up in Heaven what Elvis would do once Michael arrived so they called in a Charlies' Angel....

Michael Jackson has died of cardiac arrest. It's his first arrest not relating to children.


Ambulance officers confirm Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived. The chimp is now in a stable condition.

Michael Jackson has died in hospital and nurses don't know what to do with the body because plastic recycle day is not until next Tuesday.

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.... that Pedobear actually seems pretty sad.

I like this one from Bohica

Michael Jackson in his will has requested that he be cremated and his ashes scattered in rice bubble cereal...that way he can experience going thru a 12 yr olds arse again.

Dont be sad Michael Jackson is dead , We can just melt him down and make a new one :)

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