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Title: Chal's first job :P
Post by: bray182 on 15/06/2009, 07:40 PM
So after landing my new  job as a K-MART door greeter,  a good find for many  retirees, I lasted less than a  day......
 
About two hours into my first day on the job a very  loud,  unattractive, mean-acting  woman walked into the store with her two kids,  yelling obscenities at  them all the way through the entrance. 
 
As I had  been  instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to K-MART.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' 
 
The ugly woman stopped  yelling long enough to say,  'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's  7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just  stupid?'
 
So I replied,  'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,  I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.  Have a good day and thank you for shopping at K-MART
 
My supervisor said I  probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.   

(Stolen from Chal's secret diary :P)


Title: Re: Chal's first job :P
Post by: Chalice on 15/06/2009, 07:45 PM
Yeah...didn't last long at that job.

My second job was assisting mentally handicapped children...apparently you cant call them spastics..did anyone else know that?