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Title: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: BoHiCa on 15/06/2009, 07:31 PM "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give Her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll Give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a Meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She Multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her Any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit." Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: Chalice on 15/06/2009, 07:50 PM THE ABOVE IS WRONG
If you give her access to your friggin money she WILL NOT make it greater. Maybe your credit card debt :D Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: Virgil83 on 16/06/2009, 08:59 AM I've always thought this more fitting:
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make do with. If you give Her sperm, she'll swallow it. If you give her a house, she'll Clean it. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a Meal, or at least she bloody well better! If you give her a smile, she'll give you head. She should always do what is expected of her with what you give her, So, if you give her crap, she should enjoy it as a "Cleveland Steamer". Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: bageled on 16/06/2009, 10:21 AM Ahh virg, ever the romantic ;)
Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: SolidSmiddi on 16/06/2009, 01:24 PM Nice take on it Virg :)
Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: BoHiCa on 16/06/2009, 03:11 PM so whats your wife's email address there virg :)
Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: Noraa78 on 19/06/2009, 01:16 PM (http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/clubbing-woman.jpg)
Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: Dex on 19/06/2009, 05:22 PM (http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/clubbing-woman.jpg) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: Chalice on 19/06/2009, 05:49 PM ROFL +1
Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman Post by: KARNAGE on 26/06/2009, 08:37 PM nice fair, un-sexist comments Virg
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