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Title: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: BoHiCa on 15/06/2009, 07:31 PM


"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give

Her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll

Give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a

Meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She

Multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her

Any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: Chalice on 15/06/2009, 07:50 PM
THE ABOVE IS WRONG

If you give her access to your friggin money she WILL NOT make it greater.

Maybe your credit card debt :D


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: Virgil83 on 16/06/2009, 08:59 AM
I've always thought this more fitting:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make do with. If you give

Her sperm, she'll swallow it. If you give her a house, she'll

Clean it. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a

Meal, or at least she bloody well better! If you give her a smile, she'll give you head. She

should always do what is expected of her with what you give her, So, if you give her

crap, she should enjoy it as a "Cleveland Steamer".


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: bageled on 16/06/2009, 10:21 AM
Ahh virg, ever the romantic ;)


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 16/06/2009, 01:24 PM
Nice take on it Virg :)


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: BoHiCa on 16/06/2009, 03:11 PM
so whats your wife's email address there virg :)


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: Noraa78 on 19/06/2009, 01:16 PM
(http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/clubbing-woman.jpg)


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: Dex on 19/06/2009, 05:22 PM
(http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/clubbing-woman.jpg)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: Chalice on 19/06/2009, 05:49 PM
ROFL +1


Title: Re: Quote of the day: Behold the Woman
Post by: KARNAGE on 26/06/2009, 08:37 PM
nice fair, un-sexist comments Virg