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Title: noobs Post by: Sgt.fatman on 09/06/2009, 07:04 PM dear chalice
i have recently noticed a large increase of noobs in left 4 dead and having difficuly dealing with them, its ok if its some random i just abuse them but somtimes its a friend/clan mate/james. what do i do to make them better without telling them there shit. Title: Re: noobs Post by: Chalice on 09/06/2009, 09:02 PM Well fatman...I'm glad you asked.
Noobs are found everywhere aren't they? And for those of you wondering how to identify a noob here's how. 1. A noob will run up to the witch in L4D and say "why are you crying?" 2. A noob will generally be the person who either blows himself up or impales himself on a crate 3. A noob will ask questions like "what does LOL mean?" to which you should respond with "stfu" 4. A noob is a person who will write self help sections in order to sate my...I mean his...madness 5. A noob is a person who will attempt to build a sentry gun on top of a toilet Now to answer the question of how to politely tell one of these shy and somewhat cuddly creatures to piss off? There are 2 guaranteed ways of making them stop gaming with you. 1. Tell them to ask their wife/GF/mother if they could supply the condoms tonight as you've lost your wallet...then rock up to their house later that night wearing cheap aftershave, with your dick hanging out of your pants, holding a strap on in one hand and a tube of anal lube in the other or 2. Spray paint this logo in game on a wall and direct their attention to it. Note : I suck at paint and you can insert name where appropriate. (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/noob.jpg) Hope that helps, Chalice, Lord of Noob Title: Re: noobs Post by: bray182 on 09/06/2009, 09:05 PM ROFL +1 chal... thats 200 karma for you
:PDT_Armataz_01_37: Title: Re: noobs Post by: Chalice on 09/06/2009, 09:08 PM Thanks buddy :D
Title: Re: noobs Post by: BoHiCa on 09/06/2009, 10:00 PM all learnt from personally experiences i here......sorry i hope that was not a clan secret chal.
Title: Re: noobs Post by: Damit on 09/06/2009, 10:26 PM and the spray image works because lots of people were looking at it tonight
Title: Re: noobs Post by: bray182 on 09/06/2009, 10:34 PM (http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5150/pacman2.png) (http://img37.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pacman2.png)
Will that one work? Title: Re: noobs Post by: shadowice558 on 10/06/2009, 04:12 AM but... i kick ass at games... other than pacman, of which i suck worse than at galaga...
Title: Re: noobs Post by: bageled on 10/06/2009, 06:57 AM i used the spray last night, it seemed demoralising
Title: Re: noobs Post by: Z00111111 on 10/06/2009, 08:20 AM I'm sorry I shot the fuel containers and gas bottles multiple times last night. It was an accident.
Title: Re: noobs Post by: Chalice on 10/06/2009, 10:02 AM Good work Bray..nice Image...gotta try this..its funny as
Title: Re: noobs Post by: bray182 on 10/06/2009, 11:50 AM Good work Bray..nice Image...gotta try this..its funny as I quite liked the image :P |