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Title: THINGS YOU CHALICE CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS...... Post by: BoHiCa on 16/02/2009, 09:09 AM THINGS YOU CHALICE CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS......
1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst ! 5: I've never seen a better spread ! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet ? 8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ? 9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some ! 10: Don't play with your meat ! 11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ? 13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time ! 14: You still have a little bit on your chin. 15: How long will it take after you put it in ? 16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had ! 19: I'm so full -- I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more. Title: Re: THINGS YOU CHALICE CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS...... Post by: Z00111111 on 16/02/2009, 09:29 AM Great. I look like more of a freak, drinking water, trying to not laugh really loudly or choke...
Good stuff. Title: Re: THINGS YOU CHALICE CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS...... Post by: RoBB_NZL on 16/02/2009, 02:21 PM haha nice find
Title: Re: THINGS YOU CHALICE CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS...... Post by: Chalice on 16/02/2009, 03:52 PM Apart from no. 19 & 20 (which i 've never said) the rest I say frequently...you only hear me at Xmas...cuz i'm pissed and screaming.
THINGS BOHICA SAYS ALL THE TIME THAT ARE ONLY APPROPRIATE IN AN EASTER SENSE. 1. I like chewing on the ears 2. I prefer rabbits 3. I love munching on soldiers 4. Glad i cant impregnate these eggs 5. "Look i just growled out a rabbit" 6. I bit off his F*&KING HEAD 7. I'm covered in chocolate etc...etc.... Chalice I.T. Guru/Nortons Carer/Animal Trainer |