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Title: Some jokes, in bad taste :) Post by: Virgil83 on 07/02/2009, 01:28 PM When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one fucking punch! My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. My wife says it's disgusting to piss in the bath. I suppose I should wait until she gets out. Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. my plumber is a sick fuck..... The other day I told my neighbour, Edwin, that he was like Vegemite. He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?" I said, "No, you're black and you smell." I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit." I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over. I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. ...Poor little puppy. I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start mate?" Title: Re: Some jokes, in bad taste :) Post by: randomizer on 07/02/2009, 03:32 PM lmfao
Title: Re: Some jokes, in bad taste :) Post by: SolidSmiddi on 08/02/2009, 05:16 PM gold
Title: Re: Some jokes, in bad taste :) Post by: YosimeteSam on 08/02/2009, 06:10 PM Nice find :)
Title: Re: Some jokes, in bad taste :) Post by: Chalice on 10/02/2009, 01:55 PM I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth
floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start mate?" Tears of laughter..lol Title: Re: Some jokes, in bad taste :) Post by: Psych0Kyller on 10/02/2009, 02:21 PM that is bloody excellent
Title: Re: Some jokes, in bad taste :) Post by: bageled on 12/02/2009, 03:37 PM loved the abdul joke. :PDT_Armataz_01_36:
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