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Title: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: Virgil83 on 06/02/2009, 02:33 PM For those who weren't aware, in addition to being Death Inc's resident IT guru, Chalice keeps the income streaming in by contributing to many IT publications and books. Chalice wrote the entire series of the "Complete Fucking Idiots Guide to Computers" series of books, not to be mistaken with the better known "for Dummies" series, Chalice's version included much more swearing and threats of violence.
Anyway, besides all that, I thought I'd share a page out of Chalice's new book with you all, this page is from chapter 172 of "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage": (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/887.gif) Any comments you want to add Chalice? Perhaps on your inspiration for this best selling book? Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: RoBB_NZL on 06/02/2009, 03:53 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA where do you find this stuff its great omg "never use your laptop in a cardboard compactor"
amazing stuff boys amazing stuff Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: RoBB_NZL on 06/02/2009, 04:21 PM may i ask if the award winning acclaimed writer Chalice of Chalice has written anyother best sellers which i may not have herad of?
Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: Virgil83 on 06/02/2009, 06:01 PM I am not aware of there being internet-available examples of Chalice's other fine work, HOWEVER, I did manage to find a couple of shots from the period a few years back when Chalice was consulting to IT companies as a Motivation Expert.
During this time Chalice created and trademarked several key Motivational Posters, now used to inspire IT workers and managers all around the world! Here's a few from his wide and talented selection: (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/motivation_innovation.jpg) (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/motivation_vison.jpg) (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/motivational_blogging.jpg) (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/motivational_leadership.jpg) (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/motivational_linux.jpg) (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/motivational_oracle.jpg) (http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee304/Virgil83/twinstp2.jpg) It is my understanding that Chalice is particularly proud of the posters he titled "Vision" and "Redundancy", and it is my understanding after many minutes of research that he used a photo of himself with his favourite horse, and a picture of his twin brothers respectively as the subject material for these posters... truly inspirational stuff! Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: Chalice on 06/02/2009, 06:16 PM Yes its true...my brother (pictured above) ate the pony shortly after the shoot though.
Other titles i've worked on are - How to have sex with dummies for dummies, How to write a How to book part 2 (part 1 was How to How to), How to trap a Pc mouse, How to convert a 3 1/4 inch disk into a DVD, How to Bungee jump using Bungee cords (Occi straps), How to fight a pro boxing using only your teeth, How to check your PC for Hep C, How to monitor a monitor, and finally How NOT to have sex with goats. How you enjoy this fine body of literature Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: Z00111111 on 06/02/2009, 06:37 PM I love the keyboard watch. It's even designed for Left Handers. Fuck you Righty!
Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: Chalice on 06/02/2009, 07:07 PM I love the keyboard watch. It's even designed for Left Handers. Fuck you Righty! yeah i found having it on the left wrist is much better, i kept getting sticky stuff on it when i wore it on my right hand!!! Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: Z00111111 on 06/02/2009, 07:11 PM No, no no. It's designed to go on your right wrist, meaning Lefties can use their dominant hand on it.
Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: Chalice on 06/02/2009, 08:55 PM No, no no. It's designed to go on your right wrist, meaning Lefties can use their dominant hand on it. Ohhh thats why my buttons keep getting stuck!!! Title: Re: Chalice the Author: "The Complete Fuckstick's Guide to Laptop Usage" Post by: BoHiCa on 06/02/2009, 09:31 PM no thats manjam chal, i bought u those wipes remeber use em
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