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Title: Your Job Isn't So Bad (time for reflection!) Post by: BoHiCa on 28/01/2009, 11:25 AM When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins … take the literature out of the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement that reads: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested , and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times; 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! Title: Re: Your Job Isn't So Bad (time for reflection!) Post by: Noraa78 on 28/01/2009, 11:56 AM *Cringes and worries about Bohica's choice of forums for this post. J&J will be getting an influx of job applications now*
Come on interviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Title: Re: Your Job Isn't So Bad (time for reflection!) Post by: Chalice on 28/01/2009, 12:11 PM Bohica's Resume:
Employer: Johnson & Johnson Position Held: Rectal thermometer tester Dates:November 1976 - Current Description: * 33 years experience * Able to handle glass safely in order to avoid splinters * Hold the current J & J record for testing the most products at any one time * Proven and demonstratable ability to shove foreign objects up my arse without lubricant * Sound knowledge of the human body * Able to seperate workload eg. Not to confuse taste tester role with thermo tester role Title: Re: Your Job Isn't So Bad (time for reflection!) Post by: BoHiCa on 28/01/2009, 12:37 PM it wasn't a post to be steam rolled, but cheers chal for the copy of ur resume, that mail merge fill field, where u can change the person/s name when your writing their professional resumes, good work
Did the cassowarie teach u the up the arse with no lubricant??? :laugh: Title: Re: Your Job Isn't So Bad (time for reflection!) Post by: Chalice on 28/01/2009, 02:57 PM Now listen...theres nothing to be ashamed about...you've got kids...you needed the cash...doesn't explain why Noraa always wanted to come to work with you with a camera though?
Title: Re: Your Job Isn't So Bad (time for reflection!) Post by: Noraa78 on 28/01/2009, 07:55 PM just to making sure his kids knew what he really did to support them.... you know, maybe they would respect him for it one day.............
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