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Quote from: Chalice on 31/12/2008, 04:55 AM

+1 to Noraa...i hear that you once invited a fugly to join you in the car..the car wouldn't start and you realised what you were about to shag and kicked her out of the car and made her walk home.

-1 to Noraa for not shagging it anyway

Looks like Bohica has F&^%ed the story up again :PDT_Armataz_01_02: so i'll tell ya what happened with this particular fuggly (and yes there have been a few).
Was new years, and as you do got smashed. (not that it was an excuse, the beer googles only enable ya to keep ya lunch down :PDT_Armataz_01_32: ).
Now i dunno what or how it happened but the next thing i was in my car, parked out the front of her house, the old fella half way down her throat. Figured "what the hell and lent back to enjoy myself".
Got a little too stretched out (imagine a 6'6" guy in a little holden gemini :PDT_Armataz_01_41: ) and had my foot on the clutch. Little did i know that she has released the handbrake for comfort, so we started rolling down the hill.
The moving street lights alerted me to the fact that we were moving, but not before travelling about 50m.
"time to call it a night" i thought, so told her to F*&% off, kicked her out of the car and drove around to a mates place and poured myself a few more drinks before pouring myself into bed.

As for the not shagging it anyway,.. well as it happens, similar thing, at a party got blind drunk, figured i'd have another crack, but not drive. Anyways, made the fuggly's night. 8)

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General Forum => Funnies, Media and SPAM => Topic started by: Noraa78 on 31/12/2008, 06:37 AM