Death Inc

So...was just trolling thru the shoutbox and noticed that my wife is now taking bookings and that Dex is her pimp WTF?

AND she's offering group discounts apparently!!!

Shes such a slut

don't speak about my kylie that way!!!

It's not like that at all.








Dex isn't really involved.
He just likes to think he is.

Let her know I can't make it at the usual time this week.

sorry chal, business is business

okay - now that Chalice has gone to work ... please see following for booking confirmations:

Tues 18/11
10pm - Sammy (for some lap sitting)

11:30pm - Zoo cancelled this weeks regular booking, (for some assistance shaving) :-X

Wed 19/11
9:30pm - 'My' Naf   ;)

10:30pm - may have to fit Dex in here....?

Thursday through to Sunday - Chalice home, (no bookings for him in the foreseeable future) :Toung:

So... I have an opening tonight otherwise please see Dex for next weeks availability...


lmao

Available at all times babe :) Sammy the performer!!! none of this Chalice 2 second garbage....minimum of 2 hours of getting funky :D

Sammy please stop hassling the performers.
You can wait your turn like everybody else.

*schedules sammy in until 12am*

- starting at 11:58pm?

Yer the day before

is there such a thing as mates rates, whilst cutting his lunch???

^ 2 minutes is still the day before, Sammy :)


Seriously, who else here thinks Chalice has two logins and loves "playing" with the boys while he pretends he is a female?
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well u know he does but as you may know it was my pack back to chal to get aunty kylie to join

lol it really is me, kylie

Kylie seems to be down with the goings on of the forums when she comes on TS for some confrence 'phone' sex. I don't know what to refer to phone sex as when its over teamspeak.. TeamSpeak sex just doesn't have the same ring to it.

^ Kylie: Pics or it didnt happen :)

ha - I can prove it really is me then, (on ts)

^ im sure Chalice can put on his "im just a 16yr old schoolgirl who doesnt know about the big wide world" voice (again) to try to change our minds.

Seriously, you'd better not come into TS. I havent had "any" in a while and I dont wana say anything inappropriate.

lmfao I live with chalice - there is nothing I havent heard! :D

LOL you playing whack the sausage lmao!   Kylie is very very real... and super duper sexy :D

* Edit nothing wrong with talkins sexy on TS wif The wife  :dthumbup:

poor smiddi hasn't had in such a long time that chal with his girl voice on does it for him......

YUK.

It was the "16yr old schoolgirl who doesnt know about the big wide world" that was talking to the other night that has made me have my doubts :)

Its amazing how quickly the sex dries up after the birth of twins :)

Now I'm kicking myself that I didn't get to hear this naieve 16yo the other night LOL

i would stress virgil, it was just one of those cod 4 guys

Oh I know bohica, but its all what you do with it in the mind Sir... all in the mind...

roflmao - nice work virgil

Now thats something you're going to have to take up with Dex! lol

OMG...this is just so FU&KIN wrong...on so many levels....and WTF is the wife doing?,  encouraging it.

I mean bookings FFS...bookings...and TS phone sex, i should've taken the red pill.

BTW Dex ...i get a 15% cut for maintenance etc... I'll PM you the details...meanwhile these boys can enjoy my slops. (think i might get into trouble for that little snippet)

Dex must be charging a shitload for the priviledge... since everyone seems to be wanting to take their cut! 

Which reminds me, Dex, any midday bookings available this week?

Chalice, if you maintained her well, she wouldnt need sammy to keep her happy.
I'll give you 5%

And virgil, I've just finished my exams so im open all week buddy :P

sweet now i get to keep my pimp hand strong

Slops?
I dont mind going last - id do it for the team. I dont wana leave it all stretched and out of shape for youse :)

Just speak to Dex Smiddi and he can book you in last on a busy night... rofl

Rarely does one find someone so thoughtful when it comes to mass sex acts... LOL

Book in?
You will have me when I want to take you.

now now smiddi.
dont make me get physical with you :P

LMFAO! Kyles,

Forget these children babe......just cum see Uncle Sammy....You have me no need to worry about these other kiddies,you will be more than satisfied :D

I was talking to you dex ;)

well smiddi, i have to say, i love it when a man takes care of me.
This is starting to get weird...

ROFL...fuck you guys are funny

+1 smiidi for making us all think you were talking about my wife and then making your intentions with Dex clear

-1 Dex...5% make it 10% and weve got a deal

+1 Sammy for being such a sexual icon

+1 to Chalice for taking one for the team by "offering" his Mrs to us to play with.

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ummm thats right !