Death Inc

Soooo my lovely & yet horrible wife has dex on facebook now and Dex has asked the world - Kylie, its Chalices car right?
Can you ask him what he does with his balls when he drives it?

To which her cousins have now all chipped in with comments like -  Girls car for sure etc....

Now i'm asking DI theyre opinion...is this a girls car?

or is this a girls car - The mitsubishi Colt....sorry randomizer...had to be done

Doesn't that one come with a purse holder instead of a beer holder?

The Colt or the one of only 500 made 96 GPX FTO's with elite mags...bored out engine with custom made forged pistons, custom exhaust, cold air intake, purse holder, fibreglass bonnet, sunroof, coil over suspension etc.. that does 0 - back in time in . fuck all of a second?

Aren't they both cars for ladies? The first is for butch ladies, the second for feminine ladies.

Do they make them type of cars for guys too?

yeah they were called GTO's
Females = FTO
Guys = GTO
 8)

Ohhh Chalice...why...why did you put this up?

They only made 500 of them because there weren't enough dikes interested to justify a bigger production run.

for me, my dream car is

(http://carnewssite.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/subaru_outback_se.jpg)

Subaru Outback, I had a 1986 subaru touring 4wd, couldn't kill it with a stick, and believe me I tried. In my late teens I considered myself a bit of a home mechanic. Some very loud noises and some very thick smoke issuing from various cars across a few years eventually dissuaded me. What eventually killed one of them was a mate falling asleep at the wheel.....

But now, I'm looking at getting one of these

(http://thescooterstore.scootersales.com.au/PicId/1790/Guid/8cb9b28d-a0bc-43ef-b542-ce8b198a7a18/Size/L/ImageStreamer.aspx)

a 180cc scooter. Can get up to 110kph if you give it enough space.

Looks daggy, but at 45-60km per litre, automatic transmission ie easy to drive, I'm liking it................my ego has zero attachment to my car.

Mmm... girls drive? since when  :-*
haha, there is no such gender assignment to cars as far as I am aware, unless chalice had some special modifications because he couldn't get anything out of his wife....

 :PDT_Armataz_01_11:

Get a Vespa Bageled.
Better re-sale and MUCH more street cred (as much cred as a scoota can get).

Street Cred for a scooter pfft! Maybe a kick in the nuts and a right hook for being a homo!     :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:


 Street Cred for this!!!!

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9854/clean2wc9.jpg)
By yosimetesam (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/yosimetesam), shot with W880i (http://profile.imageshack.us/camerabuy.php?model=W880i&make=Sony+Ericsson) at 2008-03-21



Oh and btw both you pair drive ricers! Also a fairly standard biatches car! Now girls go find a decent ride lmao! One more thing if ya piss me off on ya homo scooter with no street creed lol you will get this in the ass :D

(http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8514/pigeontamerig7.jpg) (http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pigeontamerig7.jpg)

I be cruzin in mah rolla fo lyf.

Oh Snap :thumbup:

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By yosimetesam (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/yosimetesam) at 2008-08-26

real car
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3277/dsc0161siggedvp8.jpg)

Agreed  :PDT_Armataz_01_37:

Wow donkey kong has really let himself go...

This is a real car. But sadly i dont own 1, i only have a 92 Verada which is starting to sound like a truck...

Picture was too big when inserted.
Go here: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Aston-Martin-DB9.jpg

how am i supposed to trace those number plates?

Prefer the new DBS monkey

I got one of these and i'm only 17  :-* (ford xr6)

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/1986fordfalcon/latest-1.jpg)

PPL PPL your missin the point here...my car rocks and i know it...BUT....i seen the mitsubishi colt for the first time in RL the other night and pissed myself lafin...couldn't help it.

BTW Bageled re: the scooter...if i get one too and Sammy trades his beast in for one we could start a gang - The Bikey Butterfly's huh huh what do you think?  What color are you getting? that way i can start hitting them with my car.

man fto for the win mivec power chalice knows what i am talking about,
RBs , Vtec, SRs aight got nothing on mivec.

best engine evo 6 7 8 and 9 with mivec owns xr6 xr6 sti wrx.

mitsubishi is like the best cars around 10 year warranty

man i remember the 380 was like one of the best cars around better then the xr6 turbo and wrxs and as good as the sti but stupid people didnt buy it lol

Yes but taking a photo of Daddy's car dun count  :laugh2:

Plese refrain from talking absolute shit Random. Get Mummy to give you your medication while we wait ffs  :Toung:

lol u funny sammy

dude me mate  in a 2.4 litter mivec lancer beat a xr6 turbo from 0-100km both manual now thats called sanpppped!

*coughs to clear throat* Bull....shit!

dude ask iced russin since he was driving the xr6 turbo buy he keeps denying it. man how many times have we been in me mates lancer at the coast and owned wrx and 180s 200sx all shit mate

What about the colt though?
The only thing it can beat is bageled on his scooter

yeah but i dont race my car that much coz i need to get upgrades but i can still beat the corrolls swifts and the rest of the 1.3 to 1.6 ltr

i showed my bro chalice and he said its a girls car that falls apart..

Meh, cars. Power to weight ratio is lol x2

I rekon Bageled scooter would PWN most of them up to 100km/h, let alone a "real" bike.


REAL bike stats - for stock standard 1000cc sports bike (eg GSXR, CBR, ZXR, etc):
Power to weight ratio = 1:1 (170hp:170kg)
Top speed = 299km/h (speed limited)
0-100 = 3sec
Standing 1/4 mile = low 10's (stock)

No car will ever come close to the thrill a "real" bike can give you.

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wrong !

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=WaWoo82zNUA


SNAP!

Oh randomizer please, you're embarrassing yourself...

Not really into cars all that much, but if i could.......

(http://www.rs-ford.co.uk/2004/gt40.jpg)

However my car costs me nothing so my car rulz  :-*

08 rodeo t/cab *shit i know, but when you get to drive a car that is as thirsty as that, and not pay for fuel *shrugs* who cares

What Smiddi said  :PDT_Armataz_01_37: Joo forgots the VTR though :P

ok seriously now...me - orgasm 0.7 seconds...beat that...oh wait thats bad huh?   DOH

And the FTO's dont fall apart Ice...japanese car of the year...beat skylines, supras etc..for that i believe *cough cough...skyline owner...cough*

and the mivecs are a good engine....above 5000rpm when the engine actually uses its airflow...its like saying that a supra is a girls car?...you all just want kylie to drive the sports car dont ya's?   Has she tee'd this up?

- nice footage, but a fatal flaw.
They put it against a 600 with a nub rider - duh. Car show, car wins, duh.

Sorry coudn't help and keep my self away from this topic.



simple answear

YES


Did you pay for it in full or did your parents pay and put it in your name? Did your parents just give it to you? Did your fully sic bro decided that he has not tast got an S15 with 20" and gave it to you?

If you answer YES to any of those that car aint yours. period

now sammy he could actually own an XR, member i had my red Xr when i was just over 18



yes he beet me, i admit it, i was barely keeping up with it  :upset:. /sarcasm

a lancer that has a full custom exhaust, ignition management system, and an CAI that has toteled over $1500(bare in mind that this is an N/A).

I should add that this person launch of the mark, shifts at least at around 5-6k and in the first 8 months of owning the car has blowen the clutch due to driving style.


Now me i shift at around 2-2.5, was soft of the line and have 100% stock car. hmm and i kept up.

Racing someone is only fun if its a challenge not something you know you can beat. hence no point in trying otherwise and thrashing your car.

Fun would be me vs  STI, R34,


Cmon i give grandma drivers a bad name thats how slow i shift, and take off.

But at the end of the day who really gives a shit because Chalice drives a girls car.

Smiddi just cuz im a qurious person im willing to challenge that

its all right guys the truth hurts mivec for the win!

theres a BIG difference to my FTO and a lancer peeps...ones a sports car and ones a mass produced lunch box...mine and i know i beat STI's easily...cuz theyre the things in my rearview mirror after the nubs pull up next to me and rev the crap outta them...so i just plant my foot in neutral...let my rev limiter do the rest and laugh my ass off as they curl up in the fetal position and cry like bitches when i cane em...my car has had full internals reworked so it dont break if i have flash backs to when i was 18 and doin this shite for fun...albeit my car is not standard by any means...but the FTO's match em standard anyhoo...correction the GPX's match em...the al cheapo models wouldn't come close.  I love my little ricer and she's still got around 20k to go before shes finished...now boys maybe i'm not being obvious enough...this thread has been stated so you can all side with me and say its a blokes car (not give me shit) so that my wife stops driving it...i need your help here you traitorous bastards.

what is she doing with keys for it anyway?

Sounds like you need to put the pants on at home  :PDT_Armataz_01_28:

There there dont have a cry, we could say you drive a blokes car but thatwould be lying and we dont like to do that. Besides there is nothing wrong with driving a girls car, i mean hay random drives one so it cant be that bad. Wow it felt wrong just typing that

Just on the launching let me get this straight it this thing manual or auto cuz it its auto you really should learn how to drive. I men a revving it in natural and then dropping it to D, im no mechanic but i would say goodbye boxy. 2. even if its manual why the fuck are you hitting the rev limiter? not enough skill driving a girls car to hold the revs at a certain range? Besides the rev limiter is usually set outside of the power curv so hitting it has 0 performance increase for a launch. 

Yes Ice i know joo had yours mate  :thumbup: But a bit suss on this one lol.

i cant get good launches and have to granny it of the line and all the time in the wet because if i decide to boot it ill be spinning in circles

it is probably the only disadvantage of having 225's Stretched on 9" wide rims :PDT_Armataz_01_14:

but the advantage is being able to kick it out with out the use of the hand brake :PDT_Armataz_01_11:

ok ok...i meant i rev the car and let its beatifull note sound when the rev limiter kicks in...lovely...the car is triptronic, so auto or clutchless manual.

Damit makes a valid point...i miss RWD, being FWD if i drop it i just sit on the spot like a smoke machine.

Ice makes no valid point at all and is a bastard and i hate him :)

Sammy is a shit stirrer and i luvs him....i just dont know how i feel about my wife luvsing him also...hmmm get back to ya on that.

Bohica has no penis...not relevant for this topic but had to be said

seeing as Bohica has no penis how does that hamper his imput into the real question is this a girls car? Girls know what kinder cars they like. And the girl said it was a girls car. (i think)

Suddenely interested ice?
Or having second thoughts about last night?

:|

Owned by a 12 year old! Go Sammy's daughter.

i seem to have a way with females dont i...no matter what age they are....they just want to give me shit.

She friggin rolled me bad tho huh?  Takes after her dad somethin fierce

Am I missing something here?

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Basically we were playing BF2, when a little girls voice piped in with "So Chalice, i hear you drive a girls car?"...i'm like WTF who is this (sammy's 12 yr old daughter).   :'(

She then went on to ask me, if i wanted to watch home and away with her, cuz its a girls show she thought i might like it  ^-^

When was my birthday, cuz she was going to buy me some pink butterfly seat covers for my girls car etc... ^-^

I was stumped...if it was an adult i wouldve just launched into a mum joke or told em outright to get fucked...but no...the 12 yr old girl claimed a win....but i'll get her back in the end...somehow  :(

Absolute gold. Pwned by a 12 y.o

Sammy, chal wont admit it but he alrady has a car for ur jess in his garage

id take that car pink or not

^ fixed.
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Was fucken GOLD! Funny as  :PDT_Armataz_01_37: