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General Forum => Funnies, Media and SPAM => Topic started by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 03:57 AM



Title: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 03:57 AM
Well as you may be aware i've started a massive round of shit slinging...been fun though...BUT, my wife (Aunty Kylie) has turned traitor on me...i noticed that our latest member is Kylieilyk...i went WTF. 

On asking her why she had joined (because she doesn't game) she replied "Well there all giving you shit and it looks like fun, I know you better than anyone so i thought...hmmm....I could really hammer you on Death Inc...(smirks)so i joined"

"WTF you traitor"   to which i got "Alls fair in love and Death Inc"

Unbelievable she invades my "Man time" and then she joins you lads in a revolutionary movement against me.

This Spam war thing has gone too far...too far i say.

I'd like to formerly ask for peace negotiations to commence immediately.

Chalice
Wife Hater


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: BoHiCa on 29/10/2008, 05:57 AM
Do you want me to call your mummy for you.


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 05:59 AM
I ceased the cease fire immediately and slung some more at ya already...and call my mummy...why is she gonna join too?


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Z00111111 on 29/10/2008, 08:42 AM
Someone beat me to giving her member status too.


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 09:17 AM
Someone beat me to giving her member status too.

Lets not assist her on this little endevour people...we JUST CANT have people we give shit to join...who's next Dex's mum


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Damit on 29/10/2008, 02:16 PM
she just uses my account when she over


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 02:30 PM
LOL  great call Damit


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 29/10/2008, 02:34 PM
Well as you may be aware i've started a massive round of shit slinging...been fun though...BUT, my wife (Aunty Kylie) has turned traitor on me...i noticed that our latest member is Kylieilyk...i went WTF. 

On asking her why she had joined (because she doesn't game) she replied "Well there all giving you shit and it looks like fun, I know you better than anyone so i thought...hmmm....I could really hammer you on Death Inc...(smirks)so i joined"

"WTF you traitor"   to which i got "Alls fair in love and Death Inc"

Unbelievable she invades my "Man time" and then she joins you lads in a revolutionary movement against me.

This Spam war thing has gone too far...too far i say.

I'd like to formerly ask for peace negotiations to commence immediately.

Chalice
Wife Hater


Oh fucken snap hey Chalice  :laugh2: :laugh2: Mate i <3 you,  but hey i can't hold back  :tgroupphoto: All guns a blazin! Tis a shame for you  :upset: but fucken funny for us :thumbup:


Any ways on to Aunty Kyles   :PDT_Armataz_01_37:

All i say is welcome girlfriend  :dthumbup: :dthumbup: Uncle Sammy here,  if you have any issues or need any help at any time please feel free to contact me or any other eager Death Inc member.  :thumbup:   We are more than willing to help out new members..........     :toung3:

Lub Sammy  8)


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 02:40 PM
Well arent we all polite and polished today sammy..*chalice pauses to SUCK on his straw* whilst playing with his new SUCKtion cap...whilst thinking about how SUCKfull this is, i SUCK on my thumb. :thumbup:

hint hint

p.s. SUCK  :D


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 29/10/2008, 02:42 PM

Well arent we all polite and polished today sammy..*chalice pauses to SUCK on his straw* whilst playing with his new SUCKtion cap...whilst thinking about how SUCKfull this is, i SUCK on my thumb.

hint hint

p.s. SUCK

:D


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 02:44 PM
Oh and no shes not going to sit on Uncle Sammy's lap so you can stop trying now...pissed off i was ready to video tape that shit too.

 


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 29/10/2008, 02:57 PM
Oh and no shes not going to sit on Uncle Sammy's lap so you can stop trying now...pissed off i was ready to video tape that shit too.

 

LOL   Mate no need you to come all this way to give me a video camera....id's gotz one my man. Lovey offer though. Now where was i ah yer * waves to Kyles, heya girlfriend *

*Hits the reply button,walks to the fridge to grab a stubby and a glass of wine,just in case of visitors *  :Toung:


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 02:58 PM
OOhhh that was bad, apologize to your neighbour...had my dick out, hoping for a handshake...wrong house...my bad


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 29/10/2008, 03:03 PM
OOhhh that was bad, apologize to your neighbour...had my dick out, hoping for a handshake...wrong house...my bad
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i have fucken tears running down my face and my guts is so fucken sore from LOL!!!!!!!!!!



GOLD!!!!


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Jive Turkey on 29/10/2008, 03:07 PM
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Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Dex on 29/10/2008, 03:08 PM
Sammy,
I have plenty of videos i can give to you.

Chalice doesnt realise, but while he has been off playing with his guns as a security guy, Kylie has been playing with my gun.



Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 29/10/2008, 03:13 PM
Sammy,
I have plenty of videos i can give to you.

Chalice doesnt realise, but while he has been off playing with his guns as a security guy, Kylie has been playing with my gun.



LMFAO! I will pay for Aus Air Express mate :D Get em packed and ready to goz.....


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 29/10/2008, 03:20 PM
Be carefull sammy i've seen these videos  dex actually likes to roleplay and plays BOTH parts....not good...not good at all


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Dex on 29/10/2008, 03:21 PM
ohh didnt i say that?
Kylie just holds the camera


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 29/10/2008, 03:27 PM
Be carefull sammy i've seen these videos  dex actually likes to roleplay and plays BOTH parts....not good...not good at all

ewwweeee goes and spews


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 29/10/2008, 03:27 PM
ohh didnt i say that?
Kylie just holds the camera

Oh dear now i have to go and wash again i feel violated  :Crazy:


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Z00111111 on 29/10/2008, 06:55 PM
Dex, watch out. The cops will be interested in your pruduction studio.


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: BoHiCa on 30/10/2008, 06:18 AM
Just call it Art and you'll be right dex


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: Chalice on 30/10/2008, 06:14 PM
How does he explain the semen stains and the 12 inch rod rammed up his arse....art deco maybe?


Title: Re: Aunty Kylie - The Traitor...Ceasefire
Post by: YosimeteSam on 30/10/2008, 06:28 PM
How does he explain the semen stains and the 12 inch rod rammed up his arse....art deco maybe?

ROFL COPTER!    :PDT_Armataz_01_12: :PDT_Armataz_01_12: