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Title: Dear Chalice, what to do about free cuntries Post by: Number One on 01/08/2016, 09:04 PM Dear Chalice,
I recently had a run in with a proper cunt. Said Cunt was in a particular carpark with said Cunts Cuntlet. Said Cuntlet was doing cunty things with a trolly, such as pushing trolly across said carpark and into a parked car in the afore mentioned carpark. when I, alarmed at this transposition of events, signified to the attention of the previously mentioned Cunt that it's (female cunt) Cuntlet was causing damage to private property. I was admonished for doing so. The Cunt, subject A, proceeded to use the Phrase "it's a free Country" to justify the Cunt actions of the afore mentioned Cuntlet supported by the Cunt in charge. In future dear Chalice, how should I respond to such a situation, as my reference to Subject A being identified as a and i Quote "Fucking Cunt" did not seem to remedy the situation? Title: Re: Dear Chalice, what to do about free cuntries Post by: Z00111111 on 02/08/2016, 08:08 AM Carry axe, solve problem?
Title: Re: Dear Chalice, what to do about free cuntries Post by: DonutKing on 02/08/2016, 07:06 PM Post natal abortion.
Title: Re: Dear Chalice, what to do about free cuntries Post by: Chalice on 11/08/2016, 11:59 AM Dear Anglo, I'm glad you asked!
As you know I am one of the worlds foremost experts of "cuntitis syndrome" and this is a clearly an example of the affliction. First of all it's important to know that there are 2 forms of cuntitis. Cuntitis A and B. Cuntitis A is a spreadable disease that is usually transferred from one cunt to another. Its important that you know this as you dont want to make any physical contact with a cunt like this as you yourself may turn into a "cunt". Cuntitis B are those people who are born with the affliction. You may have heard of people being called "a born cunt" or "you have always been a cunt". This usually refers to those in the B class of Cuntitis and it is hereditary and not transferable. With this in mind the safest option for yourself would be to simply watch on as the "pack of cunts" (hereditary Cuntitis B) demolish everything in site...heck, why not join in the fun and ram some shit as well. Then when the cunts get in their car pop the ol fuel cap and set the fuckers alight... the only way to cure Cuntitis is via fire, and we should all be doing our bit to remove all the cunts from this planet. Hope that helps! Chalice PH.d Cuntology Title: Re: Dear Chalice, what to do about free cuntries Post by: Number One on 14/08/2016, 07:32 PM beautiful!
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