Death Inc

Yep..that's right folks, someone out there was silly enough to say yes (without being on drugs or insanely drunk)...

Here are some memorable pics from the day/night..what an absolutey great night and thank you SO MUCH to the DI lads (and their lovely ladies)  who made it.... had an absolute ball and I hope you did too!


The beer I was drinking before the ceremony...
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Shitting myself right about here... priest lightened it up though by mentioning threesomes!  (true story)
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I do..
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Group shot...
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Look..you can polish a turd!
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Fancy pants photographer shot...
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At the reception...look at these shady characters!                              
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(this is one of my fave pics of all time!! -    left to right - Damit, Eve (Noraa's mrs...somehow), Noraa, Alucard, Lentz, Anna a.k.a. Mrs Lentz (also somehow), Donut and soon to be Mrs Donut (somehow!), Emma (Mrs Anglo) and Anglo a.k.a. Emma's hubby (somehow  as you'll soon see from the following pics!!!!)
p.s. Emma looks like she has horns, but it's some dudes ears lol!



Wedding cake...I wanted Napalm or thermite for the background.... they said no :(              
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Cake topper of bride pinching grooms arse that Michelle secretly arranged for a laugh without me knowing till I seen it lol!!!!
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Time for the wedding dance...  
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NORAA.... STOP SHOWING ME UP!!!!!
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.............And then...over the stereo.... comes the FUCKING SAFETY DANCE!!!!!!!




 YES...i'm pointing at you Donutking ya mug!!!!
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ARggghh!
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BUT...you CAN dance if you want to....
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You can leave your friends behind...  (note Donut making sure there's no escaping this and DirtyHarry on the far right!!!!)
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Cuz if your friends wont dance...
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and if they wont dance...                      (bwwwhahahahah Anglo!!!!)
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WELL...they aint no friends of mine!                   (was just too funny and appreciated the setup...especially because most people went  "WTF!!!!!"  lol :) )
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Thank you to ALL the DI crew for being an amazing group of gamers and more importantly, an amazing group of friends!!!  :thumbup:





p.s. Now i've got the fuckin Safety Dance stuck in my head..................  AGAIN!!!!!!!!  :furious:

I like that "Safety Dance Face" at the reveal. You should make it a thing.

hahahaha that was an awesome night, glad i could make it!!!

and you know the safety dance is your theme song now...

trust me AL...I know!!!!

I'm seeing pictures but I don't recall much of it.... I do remember the priest mentioning the threesome, damn near bit my tongue off trying to keep my shit together. And I believe I missed the safety dance.... accidentally on purpose ;)

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Great pictures Chal.

Great photos Chal, thanks for posting. Looks like you guys had a great time.
Shocked to see Donut with a girl, though I hear if you keep them locked up for long enough, they start to believe they belong to you.
Anglo, grow your beard back immediately.

Also anyone else ever noticed that Damit is Hodor?

I enjoyed the pics mate. Glad to see you made it into the club... unsure what club it is of married peeps but your in.

Congratz Chal :)

All valid points.

i dodged every picture posted Ha ha ha ha ha. and the safety dance, and the wrath of budh, however when one of the grooms party laughed about the 3some comment it set me off

Cool photos, was a great night :)
In all honesty I actually can't take credit for the safety dance.

i say it is a safe bet to say it was you :P

Was a great night congrats to you both , seems i managed to skip photos too, my apologies to you guys for the meltdown when junior decided to go from the toilet to the servo with crypto (not your fault at all noone knew) and chals sister to get smokes without telling me and ensuing meltdown began after about 20min of being missing and i felt like a true idiot afterwards when he showed up .  8)

it was cute......so now that i have kidnapped your son, and called you cute, when are we meeting at your place to play with guns?

So now whats the plan...... ?

Chal I thought we had something special :'(

We do Mandy...we'll always have vegas (and that unfortunate STD :( )

Grats.. Nice photos :)

Heheheh....no you didn't tong man (found one)

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p.s. Sadly Budh, none of you guys ya friggin ninja's!

i was like Jordan Belfort with those tongs ha ha ha

i just loved crypto's comment about what he was doing before get given the tongs (i'm just collecting sticks)random

skewers*

Still..you looked damn sharp in that suit!  Showed me up ya mug ;)

i was expecting the guy with the dreads still, i think a group of us went who the fuck is that.... then he talked....

yeah when the fist thing anyone heard was, "cunt, the fuck is up with this church shit? am i gonna catch fire fucking" they knew it was me