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Title: Fruity clan mates
Post by: maminerr on 05/03/2013, 09:28 PM
After close inspection tonight of some of our members, Ive realised we are all fruit.
Some examples would be:
Huckleberry Holzy,
Rhubarb Robert,
Mandarin Mandy,
Strawberry Swaggar,
Apple Alucard,
Apricot anglo,
Blackberry Bohica,
Cherry Chalice,
Lemon lentz,
Melon Mone.

Post your fruity name (fruits cannot be used more than once).



Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: abbadonz on 05/03/2013, 10:12 PM
abba avacado


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: jazzycat on 05/03/2013, 10:17 PM
Jackfruit Jazzycat


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Z00111111 on 06/03/2013, 07:08 AM
Zinfandel Z00


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Paradox on 06/03/2013, 08:46 AM
Hmm interesting that Rhubarb is technically a vegetable. America (like so many other things) is like, fuck you world it's a fruit.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Z00111111 on 06/03/2013, 08:49 AM
You can be peanut.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Paradox on 06/03/2013, 08:50 AM
Ironic since I'm allergic to Peanuts haha.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Splints on 06/03/2013, 09:54 AM
Mandarin Mandy,

You have no idea how fitting this is.



Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Damit on 06/03/2013, 09:57 AM
Mandarin Mandy,

You have no idea how fitting this is.


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Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Holzy on 06/03/2013, 10:55 AM
Dangleberry Diabolical

Sycamore Splints

Eggplant Eviscerator

Java Jtime


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Wtalent on 06/03/2013, 12:19 PM
Wine Wtalent
(http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/uncaptioned-r72gD0L-51098ad107551.png)


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Syklone on 06/03/2013, 12:38 PM
Sageretia Syklone


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: littletex1 on 06/03/2013, 01:48 PM
Thimble berry Tex


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: bageled on 06/03/2013, 01:56 PM
big banana bageled


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Z00111111 on 06/03/2013, 02:24 PM
big banana bageled

Irony?


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: cowcar on 06/03/2013, 02:43 PM
"cunty cowcar" - whilst not a fruit, i would certainly recommend one a day...although depending on where they are sourced, they may actually increase you visits to the doctors rather than decrease.


Title: Re: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Noraa78 on 06/03/2013, 02:58 PM
maminerr's mangos........ Someone had to say it ;D


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Wtalent on 06/03/2013, 03:40 PM
Mangos are a lot smaller than melons it's true.


Title: Re: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: jazzycat on 06/03/2013, 03:49 PM
...and since he hasn't replied yet, Fruitcake Fez! *hahhaha!* :D 

Coz the only fruit I can think of that starts with F is Feijoa and I dunno what that tastes like.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Paradox on 06/03/2013, 04:53 PM
It's more alliteration then fruit at this point


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Number One on 06/03/2013, 06:06 PM
Fuck Uouz....IMA TrEE BITCH!!!!


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Wtalent on 06/03/2013, 06:40 PM
...and since he hasn't replied yet, Fruitcake Fez! *hahhaha!* :D 

Coz the only fruit I can think of that starts with F is Feijoa and I dunno what that tastes like.
But you couldn't forget the taste of Fez if you tried?


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Number One on 06/03/2013, 07:05 PM
...and since he hasn't replied yet, Fruitcake Fez! *hahhaha!* :D 

Coz the only fruit I can think of that starts with F is Feijoa and I dunno what that tastes like.
But you couldn't forget the taste of Fez if you tried?

yeah...you just cant get the stains out either..


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: maminerr on 06/03/2013, 07:25 PM
maminerr's mangos........ Someone had to say it ;D

are you saying I have small tits mate...?


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: jazzycat on 06/03/2013, 07:49 PM
^ Better you than me, lol! :D

...and since he hasn't replied yet, Fruitcake Fez! *hahhaha!* :D 
Coz the only fruit I can think of that starts with F is Feijoa and I dunno what that tastes like.
But you couldn't forget the taste of Fez if you tried?
All of him is yummy!   :-[


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Number One on 06/03/2013, 08:36 PM
maminerr's mangos........ Someone had to say it ;D

are you saying I have small tits mate...?

unless we have evidence to the contrary.....if the shoe fits


Title: Re: Re: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Noraa78 on 06/03/2013, 08:59 PM
maminerr's mangos........ Someone had to say it ;D

are you saying I have small tits mate...?
Who says there is anything wrong with small tits? More than a hand full is a waste anyway


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: jazzycat on 06/03/2013, 09:09 PM
Who says there is anything wrong with small tits? More than a hand and mouthful is a waste anyway
There, fixed it for you  ;)


Title: Re: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Noraa78 on 06/03/2013, 09:28 PM
Can't argue with that ;)


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Lentz on 07/03/2013, 01:38 AM
well stuff you all, I'm lemon bitches, I get to leave that sour taste in your mouth, hahahaha....lolz


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Wtalent on 07/03/2013, 08:23 AM
well stuff you all, I'm lemon bitches, I get to leave that sour taste in your mouth, hahahaha....lolz
You should probably see a doctor if that problem persists.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: DonutKing on 07/03/2013, 08:41 AM
nah that's pretty normal, basically your load's taste will vary based on your diet. eg if you eat heaps of sugar it will be sweeter, eating lots of lemons could conceivably make your load taste sour.
If you want to thicken your load and increase volume try to eat foods that are high in zinc, don't overdo it however as excessive amounts of zinc can poison you - don't buy a bottle of zinc supplement and down it before a date.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: maminerr on 07/03/2013, 08:42 AM
well stuff you all, I'm lemon bitches, I get to leave that sour taste in your mouth, hahahaha....lolz

I actually told holzy that you were a lemon because you're a sour cunt ;)


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Wtalent on 07/03/2013, 12:42 PM
well stuff you all, I'm lemon bitches, I get to leave that sour taste in your mouth, hahahaha....lolz

I actually told holzy that you were a lemon because you're a sour cunt ;)
Do you pay much rent to live in Mami's pants?


Title: Re: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: jazzycat on 07/03/2013, 06:26 PM
Donut, does the "eat lots of sugar/sweet stuff" count for girls too?


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: DonutKing on 07/03/2013, 06:44 PM
How the hell should I know? I don't have a vagina to test these theories with


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: maminerr on 07/03/2013, 08:01 PM
How the hell should I know? I don't have a vagina to test these theories with
grow an experimental vagina, in the name of science!


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: DonutKing on 07/03/2013, 09:13 PM
if I had a vagina I wouldn't be here, posting on a forum for nerds. I'd be out getting that box smashed in


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: mandatory05 on 08/03/2013, 10:34 PM
Mandarin Mandy,

You have no idea how fitting this is.



Balls to you Splints, balls to you.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: DeathsHead on 09/03/2013, 03:27 AM
Elton John Death'sHead???


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Ametros on 11/04/2013, 08:47 PM
Kiwifruit Kaotic, because it fits.


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Wtalent on 12/04/2013, 08:07 AM
Kiwifruit Kaotic, because it fits.
A kiwifruit fits where?


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Ametros on 12/04/2013, 11:57 AM
I knew that comment would be coming as soon as I posted that. :P


Title: Re: Fruity clan mates
Post by: Epsoma on 14/05/2013, 04:29 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL donut.
if I had a vagina I wouldn't be here, posting on a forum for nerds. I'd be out getting that box smashed in
Too good mate.
EggPlant Epsoma. Cause eggplant is the gangster.