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Title: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 05:38 PM OK, so its Kylie's Birthday today and I decided i'd cook her dinner. She came home and I said go into the room..relax, watch some TV, i'm going to cook you an Oriental stir fry.
She said "you...cook...oh god, not again!" "where did you get the recipe?" "Masterchef" I state confidently Here's how it went..now pay attention..cuz there's a fukin surprise at the end of it! Step 1 - This is purely for courage and should not be added to the meal at any point. (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0639.jpg) Step 2 - Prep , you will need soy sauce and oriental noodles...this is the "oriental" element to the dish.... (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0631.jpg) Step 3 - Open noodles and add packets (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0632.jpg) (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0634.jpg) Step 4 - Boil the kettle and add water..leave for 2 minutes (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0633.jpg) (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0635.jpg) Step 5 - while waiting the 2 mins..more alcohol.. (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0643.jpg) Step 6 - put fry pan on stove...woks are for faggots, real men stor fry with a frying pan! Add a little bit of oil...I used the first oil that came on hand...turned out to be vegetable oil, who knew? (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0638.jpg) Step 7 - Drain noodles with strainer, add to pan, whack on some soy sauce..not too much, that shits strong. (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0641.jpg) (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0644.jpg) Step 8 - Realize that there really is fuck all veggies in those noodle cups...go to freezer, discover you have steamed microwave veggies...nuke for 2 mins, open then add to pan with a nother dash of soy sauce. (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0640.jpg) (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0645.jpg) Step 9 - Let that shit cook for a minute..drink more booze. (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0639.jpg) Step 10 - get over it, surely its fukin done by now..serve that shit. Note: clean the plate like a boss (http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0646.jpg) There ya have it..oriental stir fry ala Chal..the secret ingredient, is love :) Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: Psych0Kyller on 28/08/2012, 05:41 PM to be honest im surprised you havent destroyed the kitchen by now :P
Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: abbadonz on 28/08/2012, 05:45 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ
1st thing that came to mind! otherwise nicely done, specially on such a vodka binge! Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: Budh on 28/08/2012, 05:47 PM I will be very surprised if Kylie ate that Chal and if she did and says it was good she soooooo has to be lying :P :P hahahahahaha :-*
Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: KylieilyK on 28/08/2012, 05:48 PM Just have to say the following:
1. Thanks babe - u always spoil me and 2. ............. . . . . . . . . Wait for it.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The 'oriental stir fry' was surprisingly nice lol I ate all of it :D Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 05:51 PM WINZOR!!!! 8)
FUCK YOU MASTERCHEF, CUNTZ SHOULDVE ACCEPTED ME ON THE GAY ARSE SHOW :P Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: jazzycat on 28/08/2012, 05:55 PM Classic Uni Student recipe! +1 to Chal & Kylie for cooking/eating, lol :PDT_Armataz_01_14:
Other variations incl. adding vegemite/chilli sauce... Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 06:01 PM I WAS going to add peanut butter and BBQ sauce..... great minds think alike :thumbup:
Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: DonutKing on 28/08/2012, 06:03 PM I love thats Chal's idea of a romantic dinner is packet noodles
I would have done something stupid like take her to a fancy restaurant. Teach me the ways, master Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 06:05 PM Its all about putting in the effort ya know?
Shows you really care and appreciate them. Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: jazzycat on 28/08/2012, 06:09 PM Its all about putting in the effort ya know? Shows you really care and appreciate them. Seconded. Dude got it right! Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2 Post by: Outsider on 31/08/2012, 05:59 PM The cooking tips i learn... Try this one next chal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGZ28XlTew |