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Title: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 05:38 PM
OK, so its Kylie's Birthday today and I decided i'd cook her dinner.  She came home and I said go into the room..relax, watch some TV, i'm going to cook you an Oriental stir fry.

She said "you...cook...oh god, not again!"   "where did you get the recipe?"

"Masterchef" I state confidently

Here's how it went..now pay attention..cuz there's a fukin surprise at the end of it!



Step 1 - This is purely for courage and should not be added to the meal at any point.  
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Step 2 - Prep , you will need soy sauce and oriental noodles...this is the "oriental" element to the dish....
(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0631.jpg)


Step 3 - Open noodles and add packets

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Step 4 - Boil the kettle and add water..leave for 2 minutes

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Step 5 - while waiting the 2 mins..more alcohol..

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0643.jpg)

Step 6 - put fry pan on stove...woks are for faggots, real men stor fry with a frying pan!  Add a little bit of oil...I used the first oil that came on hand...turned out to be vegetable oil, who knew?

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0638.jpg)

Step 7 - Drain noodles with strainer, add to pan, whack on some soy sauce..not too much, that shits strong.


(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0641.jpg)
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Step 8 - Realize that there really is fuck all veggies in those noodle cups...go to freezer, discover you have steamed microwave veggies...nuke for 2 mins, open then add to pan with a nother dash of soy sauce.

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0640.jpg)
(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0645.jpg)

Step 9 - Let that shit cook for a minute..drink more booze.

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0639.jpg)

Step 10 - get over it, surely its fukin done by now..serve that shit.  Note: clean the plate like a boss

(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_0646.jpg)



There ya have it..oriental stir fry ala Chal..the secret ingredient, is love :)


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: Psych0Kyller on 28/08/2012, 05:41 PM
to be honest im surprised you havent destroyed the kitchen by now :P


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: abbadonz on 28/08/2012, 05:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ

1st thing that came to mind!


otherwise nicely done, specially on such a vodka binge!


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: Budh on 28/08/2012, 05:47 PM
I will be very surprised if Kylie  ate that Chal and if she did and says it was good she soooooo has to be lying    :P :P   hahahahahaha  :-*


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: KylieilyK on 28/08/2012, 05:48 PM
Just have to say the following:

1.  Thanks babe - u always spoil me and
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The 'oriental stir fry' was surprisingly nice lol I ate all of it :D


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 05:51 PM
WINZOR!!!!  8)

FUCK YOU MASTERCHEF, CUNTZ SHOULDVE ACCEPTED ME ON THE GAY ARSE SHOW :P


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: jazzycat on 28/08/2012, 05:55 PM
Classic Uni Student recipe! +1 to Chal & Kylie for cooking/eating, lol  :PDT_Armataz_01_14:

Other variations incl. adding vegemite/chilli sauce...


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 06:01 PM
I WAS going to add peanut butter and BBQ sauce..... great minds think alike :thumbup:


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: DonutKing on 28/08/2012, 06:03 PM
I love thats Chal's idea of a romantic dinner is packet noodles

I would have done something stupid like take her to a fancy restaurant.
Teach me the ways, master


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: Chalice on 28/08/2012, 06:05 PM
Its all about putting in the effort ya know?

Shows you really care and appreciate them.


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: jazzycat on 28/08/2012, 06:09 PM
Its all about putting in the effort ya know?

Shows you really care and appreciate them.

Seconded. Dude got it right!


Title: Re: Chalice's the masterchef...part 2
Post by: Outsider on 31/08/2012, 05:59 PM

The cooking tips i learn... Try this one next chal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGZ28XlTew