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Title: Festival Attire? Post by: Sgt Lemur on 11/07/2012, 11:22 PM Dear Chalice,
Could you please suggest a suitable outfit to wear to such outings at 'Creamfields' and 'Future Music Festival'. I have considered going shirtless but then I realised I could acquire your assistance to stand out in the crowd with something more stylish. Regards, Lemur Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: abbadonz on 12/07/2012, 01:38 AM i am no Chalice, but allow me to present exhibit A
(http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4ea35321d2bd4.png) Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: Syklone on 12/07/2012, 07:49 AM THAT
IS FUCKING AWESOME I am doing that at my sons 5th Birthday Party at the school hall with the other parents and kids. That way I can drink and be Hilarious. can't I? Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: abbadonz on 12/07/2012, 09:24 AM you could even get away with groping a k, Wait... what.. ?
Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: Chalice on 14/07/2012, 04:07 PM Well Lemur...I'm glad you asked!
As you are thinking of attending a music festival there really is only one surefire option for your appearance. Anyone who is anyone knows that in order to successfully attend these events you must exude power...and yet grace. Nastiness, and yet compassion and above all you need to rehydrate, as such I present to you the ultimate in festival attire - (http://trendology.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/11111111techno-viking.jpg) Thats right...go dressed like Techno Viking and not only will you be able to punch the living crap put of anybody that bumps anybody and not be thrown out for it, indeed you will be applauded...BUT...everytime you walk the entire crowd will be compelled to follow you and randomly hand you bottles of water. In addition you will be able to flap your arms and perform absolutely ridiculous dance moves and the whole place will fucking love you for it! Note: Do not forget to stop and randomly point at shit to get the girls really wet and hungering for your Viking pork sword...take them to Valhalla and back my friend! Hope that helps, hit a cunt for me and have a blast. Chalice The real Lord of Dance p.s. ALternatively you can go like this..you will also be laid, bring lube, you can never have enough lube and you WILL need it! ??? (http://www.stinkypalace.com/img01/gay-and-lesbian-mardi-gras-in-sydney28.jpg) Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: jazzycat on 14/07/2012, 05:36 PM The black eye-liner's a nice finishing touch...
Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: BoHiCa on 14/07/2012, 10:43 PM The black eye-liner's a nice finishing touch... He Stole that idea from Lentz Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: Chalice on 15/07/2012, 06:55 AM What the fuck are you on about?....that IS Lentz! *Fukin Navy boys*
Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: jazzycat on 15/07/2012, 12:09 PM *Fukin Navy boys* Mmm... Sea men. :DTitle: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: Alucard on 15/07/2012, 02:40 PM your about the only one that could get away with that one..... (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If%20you%20know%20what%20I%20mean..png) Title: Re: Festival Attire? Post by: Lentz on 15/07/2012, 05:09 PM i 'll be honest about this guys, THAT IS NOT ME. my package is bigger
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