Death Inc

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/shades-come-off-for-the-last-time-for-csi-miami/story-e6frfmyi-1226354505006

Well, as the newssays, the show is over but damn the one liners were querky, snipped from the article have a read of them;

Here’s some Horatio rippers, ripped straight off the internet:

1. “Looks like a hit-and-run, H. Nasty one, too ... all that’s left of him is this condom.”
 "So this, Frank, is where the rubber (deadpan) hit the road.”

2. After reports come in that Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest, Horatio: “Sounds like his heart (removes sunglasses) couldn’t beat it.”

3. “Our perpetrator's days (removes sunglasses) are numbered.” “What makes you say that, H?” “In his pocket, I found ... this calendar.”

4. “What happened here Horatio, is the perp slammed the vic’s cranium forcefully into the ground 10 or 12 times after leaving the Iron Maiden concert.” “I guess it turns out that only one of ’em (removes sunglasses) was a true headbanger.”

5. “He collapsed on stage while doing his stand--up act -- no one helped the poor guy for 10 minutes: they thought it was a joke.” “So (stares thoughtfully) sometimes laughter isn’t (removes sunglasses) the best medicine.”

6. “She probably could have gotten away if her pantlegs hadn't been so long. She tripped and fell here, and the perp was on her before she knew it.”
“So, Mr Wolf ... in this case, a stitch (squats) would have saved much, much more than nine.”

7. “When we found the victim, the entire left side of his body was missing.” “Well, I guess you could say (removes sunglasses) he’s all right now.”

8. “Our perp didn't get away unscathed, though -- he got caught in the explosion himself after setting the Pringles factory on fire to cover his tracks.”
“So what you're telling me, Mr Wolf ... is that our suspect may (puts on sunglasses) have a chip on his shoulder?”

9. “H, our vic died in his music store. He was up late re--shelving albums, and someone pushed a rack on top of him and crushed him. Cause of death: severe trauma to the back of the head.”
“Alex, I think (looks left, hands on hips) someone didn’t want him setting the record straight.”

10. “It looks like a case of masturbation gone wrong. The guy tried to use a vacuum cleaner hose, the suction tore off his genitals and he bled to death.” Horatio, long stare: “That sucks.”