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Title: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: jazzycat on 09/05/2012, 04:41 PM
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Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Number One on 09/05/2012, 04:48 PM
A, it's still got a Cloaca and so do Chickens so i can make it work....


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: cryptochild4 on 09/05/2012, 05:14 PM
i really like boobs and blow jobs, but vaginas and no talking is pretty cool too. very tough choice


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Number One on 09/05/2012, 05:42 PM
dude WTF up with this talking stuff, she opens her mouth just smack it shut like you would any sheila... good grief man, this younger generation really needs to get their shit together...


(please note presence of chauvinistic bastard in comic ploy )


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Ametros on 09/05/2012, 06:06 PM
I think B stands a fair chance of shitting all over you while fucking it... Keep that in mind.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Number One on 09/05/2012, 06:46 PM
so does A if you do it right...


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Virgil83 on 09/05/2012, 07:21 PM
Definately A... blowjobs for the win...


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Number One on 09/05/2012, 07:24 PM
and the Titty Fapping.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: DonutKing on 09/05/2012, 07:52 PM
I think B stands a fair chance of shitting all over you while fucking it... Keep that in mind.

B for me then.


if you've never had a partner shit all over your dick you're missing out son


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Chalice on 10/05/2012, 05:15 AM
B. I want see how a fish reacts when I blow in its eye, being water born it may power through it...And not get the shits like someone I know!



*looks at anglo* ;)


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: DirtyHarry on 10/05/2012, 06:08 AM
I'd have to pick A. B has to breathe though gills and therefore must be in the water 24/7.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Syklone on 10/05/2012, 10:01 AM
I'd have to pick A. B has to breathe though gills and therefore must be in the water 24/7.

OK who the fuck let you into this group as none of the fuckers here use logic. And you sir, are using logic.

You should be thinking with a pair of balls or using the advice column that Chalice writes in, not with the matter between your ears.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Ice_Munney on 10/05/2012, 03:07 PM
U stick b's head in the water so it can breath and fuck it doggy still. Question is do I play the brown or pink first.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Ice on 10/05/2012, 04:57 PM
Do fish require courtesy finger?


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: bageled on 10/05/2012, 05:09 PM
there isd one word for a thread like this.....evidence


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: wtalent on 10/05/2012, 05:09 PM
Do fish require courtesy finger?
Only if you want option A to tell her friends.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Number One on 10/05/2012, 05:42 PM
B. I want see how a fish reacts when I blow in its eye, being water born it may power through it...And not get the shits like someone I know!




*looks at anglo* ;)

YOU"D EATEN LIKE 4 FUCKING PINEAPPLES YOU BASTARD


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Virgil83 on 10/05/2012, 07:14 PM
B. I want see how a fish reacts when I blow in its eye, being water born it may power through it...And not get the shits like someone I know!




*looks at anglo* ;)

YOU"D EATEN LIKE 4 FUCKING PINEAPPLES YOU BASTARD

It's not true love if it doesn't sting...


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Syklone on 10/05/2012, 07:25 PM
Mermaid A. That way I can find a way to talk them into inviting their sister / friend (mermaid B) over for a threesome.

And then drug them and do some nasty psycho biology and cut them in half and swap the halves and remake them into one human and one whole fish.

The I would be happy fucking a fish instead of half a fish.

Plan complete.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: DirtyHarry on 10/05/2012, 07:39 PM
I'd have to pick A. B has to breathe though gills and therefore must be in the water 24/7.

OK who the fuck let you into this group as none of the fuckers here use logic. And you sir, are using logic.

You should be thinking with a pair of balls or using the advice column that Chalice writes in, not with the matter between your ears.

"Fukkin relax eyyyy!"


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Splints on 10/05/2012, 08:23 PM
"Fukkin relax eyyyy!"

(http://i.imgur.com/Fon0J.gif)


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Z00111111 on 11/05/2012, 08:43 AM
Fucking love Misfits.


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: bageled on 11/05/2012, 08:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Fon0J.gif)
agreed


Title: Re: Mermaid A or B?
Post by: Number One on 11/05/2012, 06:03 PM
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lounuuxDSr1r0tqpuo1_500.gif)