Death Inc

Chalice, Do we have to 'ask Chalice' for advice? If I wanted to get a second or third opinion, can we have a sub forum for;

- Ask Donut
- Ask Bohica
- Ask Cowcar
- Ask Splints
- Ask some one else
- Lastly, Ask Dex (unsure what for)

The amount of pooled experience and knowledge would be unimaginable (unsure what dex would offer). Think about it, We can 'Ask Chalice" but if he is busy, we can escalate it to a higher person who can delve into it a bit. Then the topic can be bounced around between others and we can push the envelope on topics like "the process to put a lifelike image in a window"

An now that you're working full time, this may open up the forum to others as you contemplate real life issues like "How to get 50 'working girls' into a place in GLD on a FIFO contract"

Whats your thoughts guys? Chalice ?

Well syk... I'm glad you asked!

1. I have yet failed to answer a question And I've had over 160 (8pages of em) asked :p

2. I was told to create my own thread many moons ago because I kept chipping into every thread with my unique and always correct insights into life, magic and dwarf sex... So yes, you do have to ask in the ask chalice section.  Hint - the titles a dead set give away ASK chalice

3. There is no higher authority, have u even read this sub forum? Ignore Harry, he's just been touched by a clown one too many times... Would've gone easier if he just had of said "daddy", but nnnooooooooo.  But that's ok... I can now blatantly school him by targetting him in all future responses! ;)

4. In regards to " how to get 50 working girls etc etc" guarantee me a 15% placement fee and the girls will be there by Wednesday next week

5. Don't even know if there is a 5th Point... But if there is then, cheese, a piece of piano wire, a golf club, a racoon and some shaving cream should do the trick!

Hope that helps, nobody is capable of providing the sheer clarity of insight I can except Dex who would have to do live nipple piercings whilst webcasting himself in his zorro costume riding a shaved goat, he does that and I bow before my new overlord!!!!

Chal
Emperor of Uranus

*gulp* I feel honored/scared.
I REPENT!!!

But... Dex is always asking me things!


...and he's always asking me to ask him or the other non-Chalice Captains things, and saying his door is open (even when he's on the shitter?!).

Maybe we can we ask you to ask Dex to ask Damit to ask Donut to ask Bohica to ask Cowcar to ask Splints to ask DirtyHarry to ask me a question, coz then it'd be like a game of chinese whispers with a REAL FRIEDRICE CHINESE PERSON INNIT #needspunctuation

Oh thats ok, you can ask them menial stuff, but when it comes to the real truth seeking questions like -

*Will Dirty Harry ever get laid?  And if so...does it have to be his uncle that has the clammy hands and bad breath?

* What happens if you plug up a whales blow hole...will it explode?  

*How to train monkeys to knife fight each other?

*Can you make a dicktit cum?  and if so can you do it using only a pair of pliers and an ant?

*If goldfish only have memory spans of a few seconds...is it ok to sexually abuse them as it wont scar them for life?


Things of that nature come to me *looks at Harry*...it begins....

Better start runnin' Harry... :O

Shit Chal, when did you get to know my uncle so well?

You wouldnt know cuz you were blindfolded but he tagged me in that night...nice guy.

oh oh.... i know the whale thingy...........they dont explode... just drown...i loved that little minke whale...................oh god what have i done............(runs away sobbing)

bwwhahahah +1

If there's an Ask KARNAGE users will always be comforted by getting answers they already knew