Death Inc

Chalice,

I am currently sitting and thinking about your words of wisdom when I have suddenly realized I am stumped with a problem that needs to be solved.

You see, as I sit here and read your posts. I wonder to myself when I wipe my arse, why does toilet paper never tear along the perforated line and then just make a line of a leftover square dangling?

Why does toilet paper do that? Why chalice, why does it not evenly tear when I need it to. It frustrates me as I like nice even squares to fold.

If you cold tell me why or how to make the paper cut right I think my little number two potty breaks will go much better.

PS. Do you scrunch or fold? Do you always look back to see if it floats or sink ?

Thanks.

Your humble one, Syks.

what a shitty question

Yeah, I gotta concur with Donut here, absolute crap!

blow it out your arse virgil.

some days you guys just shit me to tears :P

(http://i.imgur.com/QnFU5.gif)

Bloody hell, this thread is turning into a shitstorm!

Ewww Poo

lol he called the shit poo

ahhhh bullshit!

(http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp297/Noraa78/fulloshit.jpg)

that looks like chal's chocolate cake.

Now you're talking shit. Chals cakes have less height and are more pancake looking.

its actually the public toilet I only just made it to after eating the kebab on the qld meet  :PDT_Armataz_01_12:

You shit out chocolate cake?


...are you available for a rimjob any time soon?

this thread went to shit real quick.....

Well when Chal gets here the shit could hit the fan with the stuff he speaks. But again I have now torn a new square and it tore the wrong way :(

Well Syk..I'm..uhhhh...glad you asked......


The reason those perforated lines dont work on the toilet paper is so  that instead of just using one sheet, you use 1 1/2 - 2..thus going through your toilet paper roll even quicker, thus needing to replace the roll quicker = more/faster sales turnaround for TP company.

I dont want to crap on too long so i'll get straight to the point.  This kind of subtle ripping off of clients really gives me the shits, but that just gives them what they want so its a catch .22 really.  We should band together and form a movement, toss some ideas that may be floating around and let them know that this shits us to tears.  Hit em hard, not skid around the issue, really let em know we wont take their crap any longer and this whole buisness just plain stinks.  
Once we have them backed up against the wall,  hopefully one of the people running the company will get off their stool,  poke their head out and deal with us at that point instead of giving us this sloppy treatment.  With a bit of luck we can make shit happen, but I doubt it, it sucks arse but expect to get fairly blocked on this one unfortunately as they have plenty of money to flush down the dunny to get rid of us.


As to the other question..i'm an extreme folder.  I actually do origami with the TP and wipe my arse with little cranes, boats, dragons etc....I enjoy it more as I think of them screaming and squirming as I smear my shit on them...and I do look back as I then picture i'm drowning the little bastards as I flush. hehehehehe


Hope that Helps,

Chalice

PM me ;)

The cakes fine..its the icing thats the real kicker though  :PDT_Armataz_01_13:

Lol, how ironic that I read this topic while in the dunny, funny shit!

^coincidental, not ironic :)

one of the best ask chalice threads I've read

I sometimes pee and poo at the same time. Is that multi-tasking?

No, thats called a sick and demented sex life!