Death Inc

Dear Chalice,

It has come to pass that I have a chance to give Kordite a position on a Project Team I am leading, which will land him much prestige, thousands in overtime and maybe, just maybe, a pony... and I just have to ask:

Is it fair to show favouritism towards clan mates over other applicants?

And a wider question... is it fair to charge sexual favours in turn for said favouritism? :P

Yours sincerely,
Virgil
Sexual Favour Hoarder

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

...you have an awful pretty mouth, pardner... *licks lips*

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Bitches love it

I must say im rather un happy about this.

It's okay Cordlez, you can have him... I thought KARNAGE was untethered... but hey man... you wanna lay claim, you can have him... :P

Well Virgil...I'm glad you asked!

Yes its perfectly fine to show favoritism to a clan mate, we here at Death inc believe in helping our fellow members out whenever we can, for example the time that Damits sister had something stuck up her vagina and I used my cock to dislodge it...vaginal chocking hazards are a serious danger and I probably saved her life...still waiting for a thank you from Damit btw..rude crunt.

Anyway, helping out a clan mate is fine just on its own, if he's getting a pony and your getting sexual favors in return well thats just a bonus.  

If this may look suspect to your bosses etc or if it ever becomes a "panel" decisions..just rig it.

Walk in a series of ugly handicapped homeless people, old sluts that continuously scratch their groins with a ciggy hanging out of their mouths (then can you get my mum back home..dad needs her!  cheers) , maybe a dwarf or two...followed by your fellow clan mate.

Now it WILL be hard to disguish him from the other retards, but he'll be the one with I.T. knowledge..the rest wont have a clue and thus he should get the job..... I do recommend screening the dwarves to see if they have IT knowledge though..theyre clever, sneaky bastards with their squinty eyes, penguin like walks and their knowing smirks, just waiting to pounce on any weakness..

Sorry, where was I ...oh yeah, the fukin dwarves...watch them, dont trust em and never ever turn your back on them, you know people with hunch backs? ..not really hunch backs, they're a person that turned their back on a Dwarf and BAM..little cunt has leapt up onto their backs, dug its creepy little claw like hands in and attached itself...you've been warned!


So there ya have it, answered your question and gave you a dwarf survival tip (free of charge), remember if you do get the sexual favours, I'm good with a camera, can keep it steady whilst beating off and have learnt not to breathe heavily into the microphone,  making for some top shelf camera work.



Hope that helps,


Chalice  
*gets knife...goes Dwarf hunting*

I had no idea you had such deep seeded hatred for poor naf...

Well, come on, he IS the only dwarf IT expert around... :)

I say let him but only if he kisses your feet first :)

Update on this... in true DI fashion, Nepotism is the key, and Kordite is now on my Project Team, so I look forward to several weekends of work with him in Brisbane in January, which will lessen the need for a hideous bloodbath... and ponys... lots of ponys... just for KARNAGE...

He threatened to send you to Roma didnt he? :)

Going to Roma is no threat... a 12 hour day, 8 of which are spent in the pleasant environment of the car while driving out there and back... compared to the shit one deals with in the office or at other sites, it's a cakewalk...

Besides, I'm already headed there this weekend for another Project... LOL...

bahahah +1