Death Inc

Dear King of all that is Holy, Chalice...

As you know, I recently made a major home computing switch from a vast Windows computing infrastructure to a more simple, and Mac, environment.  A good friend of mine visited and became almost instantly hooked on the whole Mac thing... it was terrible, it was like watching Dex when he's been without a good hard coc umm... Coke... yeah, that's right... for a few hours. 

Anyway, before the end of his visit he'd turned into a drooling, zombie like Mac fan...

I left it a few days and then visited to see if he'd recovered, only to find that he'd sold all his furniture, his other possessions, his wife into slavery and his kids to Dex's pedophile neighbour... and had replaced everything with Macs... I took this picture while at the scene:

(http://www.funtoosh.com/pictures/images/new_laptop_stand.jpg)

Chalice, please mate, you gotta help me... what can I do for him!?!

A misguided Mac User.

Hes too far gone... Shotgun out behind the shed

Well Virg...I'm Glad you asked!

This is easy....put him in front of a decent gaming pc, he'll turf those mac's in no time!

Then IF he goes as crazy as he has with Mac's but with PC's he'll look like a gaming god instead of some Cafe Latt'e sipping, mardi Gras attending, poo pushing, bowel prowling, rim raping, cum craving, rectum riding, Testi touching, knob gobbling, Feces fucking, shit slamming, arse assasinating, bum bandit, shaft slurpi....where was I?   I forget now, got carried away...anyway it could've been worse Virg..he could've done this with consoles!!! ???


Hope that helps,

Chalice

p.s. I dont think of YOU like that virg...only Apple Tech Support people as they are encouraging this trend by assisting them instead of sabotaging Apple from within like they should be  *looks at Damit & Alucard*

Ah, indeed... very insightful Chal...

And yes, Damit and Alucard, very naughty they are...