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Title: My err toilet troubles. Post by: icejaff on 21/08/2011, 06:20 PM Dear Chal.
Ever since I was a mere seed being sowed inside my mother I have always wondered, is it healthier to go to the toiler and wipe your fucking ass before or after you brush your teeth. I could go ages explaining this question but I am sure I don't need to. Title: Re: My err toilet troubles. Post by: Chalice on 23/08/2011, 11:09 AM Well Icejaff...I'm glad you asked!
It technically is healthier to brush your teeth before taking a dump, that way you minimize residual fecal matter that inevitably clings to your hands. BUT..did you know that ALL toothbrushes contain microscopic fecal matter? even the one's that have never seen the inside of a bathroom? I have better experiments to perform rather than examing a toothbrush, such as fine tuning my glorious Cow Bomb, so I left this to the team at mythbusters - http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-surprise-toothbrush-minimyth.html This has also been proven by science...so next time I call you Shit Lips, maybe you shouldn't take so much offense huh, you little weasel faced, turtle dicked faggot? Hope that helps, Chalice Creator of the "Bessy goes Boom" organization |