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Title: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: CordlezToaster on 18/08/2011, 02:01 PM
Dear Chalice
Im worried about the Carbon Tax/Global Warming/Environment.

Which is more economical folding or scrunching when wiping? which has less of a carbon foot print?.


Please Help.
Chair of the Shit Wiping Society


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: bageled on 18/08/2011, 03:36 PM
top question, I'd like to add to it if I could.
Does the same rule apply to tissues as to toilet paper?


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: DonutKing on 18/08/2011, 03:50 PM
lmao at all the people too poor to afford a bidet in this, the year of our lord 2011


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: bageled on 18/08/2011, 03:57 PM
bidet's are awesome, my wife has resisted my atempts to get one installed.


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: Mone on 18/08/2011, 04:24 PM
I have a bidet made by nylex but I have to use it in the backyard.


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: DonutKing on 18/08/2011, 04:44 PM
Pro tip: if you can't afford/ aren't allowed to have A bidet, just dump in the shower and smoosh the knard down the plug hole with your feet. Highly efficient way to use the bathroom; kills two birds with one nugget.


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: Chalice on 18/08/2011, 04:46 PM
Well Cordlez...I'm glad you asked!

1st of all, let me correct something here...global Warming is a good thing, you see as the earth warms up..all the freexing cold places like russia and shit wont have to use their heaters, thus saving electricity, thus saving the planet... duh!

Onto the crux of the question, the most economical way to wipe your arse isn't folding OR scrunching!!!

If you are concerned about uneccessary wastage what you do is get a single square of TP, poke your finger through the center of it, then wipe your arse with your finger..then simply pull your finger out of that single bit of TP and wipe it as you do so with that sheet.

DONE!  so there you have it..a way to wipe your arse using one single square...its also a bonus when you shake hands with people and watch them sniffing their hand a minute later trying to locate the smell and how it got there :)

Hope that helps,

Chalice


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: cryptochild4 on 18/08/2011, 05:53 PM
washable nappies??


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: bageled on 18/08/2011, 08:06 PM
oh my god, I could sense real experience in that answer.


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: cowcar on 19/08/2011, 05:01 PM
I have a bidet made by nylex but I have to use it in the backyard.
that made me LOL... nice one +1


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: Damit on 23/08/2011, 11:20 AM
Lol at all the responces


Title: Re: Dear Chalice.... Which is more economical?
Post by: deadeyetris on 26/09/2011, 01:22 PM
haha great responce chal ;)

il add my two cents and ask does anyone do what i do and roll paper around you hand and then remove it and wipe?