Death Inc

Dear Chalice,

I'm sure you have already heard about the chinese couple who sold their 3 children. I would like to know whether you think it is a good idea to have children just so I can sell them. Would it be profitable and easy to get away with. Any help would be appeciated.

Sincerly Darkwolf.

Well Darkwolf...I'm glad you asked!

I've looked into this myself, as you know I have a serious goat fetish and that requires some serious cash, so I thought i'd explore this as an option and tried it for a year.

The fiorst thing i considered was this - Do I want my wife to have a vagina that has been destroyed by multiple children...the answer was no, i eat off that...so I went ahead and bought a russian bride named Gertrude to do that instead.

And this is where it all went downhill.

I didn't want Gertrude and the babies hogging all my house space, so I dug a big hole under the house and made em live in there..BUT, they still have to eat dont they?

So I can only average 1 child per year sold off of Gertrude and could only get $5k for the child...The cost of feeding Gertrude and getting her clean heshian sacks to wear came to $3k a year so for all this fucking effort it simply wasn't worth the time and money in the end and sadly I gave up on this idea..filled in the hole, my bad for forgetting to get gertrude out first by the way...and moved onto the next moneymaking idea....getting old people to bake cakes and have a bakery front where I offload their hard work.

Hope that helps,

Chalice