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Title: help needed urgently Post by: cryptochild4 on 15/06/2011, 06:21 PM I'm being held hostage,
The girl i am visiting has kidnapped me and is holding me to ransom for $20000 that she expects you guys to pay. she has already called my work and quit my job so i can't leave. if her demands are not met she will cut my ears off and send them in the post to you. please help Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: DonutKing on 15/06/2011, 06:31 PM Well the clan normally has a 'ransom kitty' for just these situations.
Unofdrtunately since you didn't donate this year you are not entitled to receive any of its funds :( Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: Damit on 15/06/2011, 06:37 PM sweet im getting some ears in the mail
Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: cowcar on 15/06/2011, 06:51 PM and seeing as your sunglasses will be useless, can i have them?
Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: Number One on 15/06/2011, 06:59 PM got your new eyeware covered.
http://www.revisioneyewear.com/exoshield.html Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: SolidSmiddi on 15/06/2011, 08:31 PM We can only offer her sexual favors as payment (pending pics - of her).
Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: Chalice on 15/06/2011, 08:37 PM Cut away love...cut away
Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: Mummbles on 15/06/2011, 09:41 PM i heard the old deaf guy down the end of my road could use some new ears! lol
Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: reggie on 16/06/2011, 12:49 AM i heard the old deaf guy down the end of my road could use some new ears! lol EARS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! Title: Re: help needed urgently Post by: Mone on 16/06/2011, 06:55 AM Good more ears for my collection
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