Death Inc

Well...Just watched this movie online and felt compelled to write a review on it


The Movie

Wont ruin it for you (it does that itself), but this movie was shit and if I can save someone spending money on it, I shall.  AFter all the hype I thought this is a must see and that there will be 8 super fucks roaming around like angry power rangers (minus the suits) eating peoples pancakes and shit...sadly...no, not even close.  No super dudes...no powers..and sadly...no pancakes :(
 
Picture a pissed off E.T. (as in the movie E.T.)  that resembles a large crab with a festy Vagina for a head (that you only get to see for the last 2 minutes of the bloody movie), stealing shit like microwaves in order to rebuild its ship and leave the planet, throughout the movie you catch "maybe" 5 glimpes off its leg, until the end when for 1 whole minute you can see it.

But thats almost a sidenote and takes up probably 10 mins of the movie all up....Literally the movie is about some fat cunt of a kid trying to make some dody zombie movie , but by and large...its a teen romance flick about a geeky kid who's into painting model trains in love with a girl and he uses lines like "would you like to see my train?"....have you been handing out pick up lines again Dex? In the end he ACTUALLY holds her hand....OMFG!


The Name

This truly has me fukin stumped - Super 8 -
1. There is nothing "super" in the movie, NOBODY has powers/can do anything apart from paint fukin train models and film shitty zombie movies and crap.

2. "8" where the fuck did they grab the number from?  There are only 7 kids/main plot people...I know...I fukin counted cuz I was like "WTF is with the name of this flick FFS?"  

So in the end I came to the conclusion that they wrote whatever came into their heads and drew it out of a barrell...Lucky I wasn't on their production team or the movie could've been called - Pissed Off Alien Vagina Steals Shit





I give it a 2 out of 10...it gets a point for the model train pick up line and 1 point for the stoned guy.


But if you'd like to, judge for yourself here - http://www.letmewatchthis.ch/

what a awesome name for a movie chal - "Pissed Off Alien Vagina Steals Shit"  sounds a bit out there but i can see it working :PDT_Armataz_01_14:

oh & thanks for the heads up!

I thought Super 8 was referring to the film size, but obviously not.

Super 8 is a film size.
But I think it is not the main issue.
Chal saw Super 8 and invented the blurb for the movie "8 hot busty super babes fight the equally sexy porn pirates, mind blowing special effects, ground breaking cleavage shots and a all star cast, story line optional"
what he would have found if he looked up the movie "In the summer of 1979, a group of friends in a small Ohio town witness a catastrophic train crash while making a super 8 movie and soon suspect that it was not an accident. Shortly after, unusual disappearances and inexplicable events begin to take place in town, and the local Deputy tries to uncover the truth - something more terrifying than any of them could have imagined."
The problem is chal ordered a big mac and got a green salad.

^ Thats exactly right....why the fuck didn't they call it

"Fucktard kids make shit movie with 8mm film...oh yeah...and there's an alien that has a vagina for a face, but you'll only see that at the end"

did the alien have 8 legs for that might hold another meaning

Who could tell, you only see it for 1 minute :(