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Title: Clever Flight Attendant
Post by: BoHiCa on 07/04/2011, 01:59 AM
Clever Flight Attendant

A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Air New Zealand from Auckland to Sydney.   
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked,
'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant

So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant,' If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did.
"Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Air New Zealand always pulls out on time.  And ask her explain that to you."


Title: Re: Clever Flight Attendant
Post by: Crocket181 on 07/04/2011, 09:03 AM
Hahahaha


Title: Re: Clever Flight Attendant
Post by: Alucard on 07/04/2011, 09:05 AM
lol
+1


Title: Re: Clever Flight Attendant
Post by: bageled on 07/04/2011, 12:16 PM
i hope that is true