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Title: jokes
Post by: littletex1 on 28/02/2011, 05:35 PM
three boy scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
the pilot says 'well we only have 3 parachutes, lets give them to the 3 boy scouts, they are young and have their whole lives in front of them'
the lawyer says 'fuck the boy scouts!'
the priest says, ' Do we have time?'


Title: Re: jokes
Post by: littletex1 on 28/02/2011, 05:48 PM
one day a man receives a telephone call from his girlfriend. she says she wants to break up with him. naturally, he is a little shocked, as things between them seemed to have been fine recently, so he asks her why. 'listen john i was looking around and i found some things. i think you're a paedophile.' to which john replies: 'Ooooh big words for a nine year old.'


Title: Re: jokes
Post by: Chalice on 28/02/2011, 05:52 PM
We have a jokes section bud..whack em in there :thumbup:

http://www.deathinc.com.au/index.php?topic=453.0


Title: Re: jokes
Post by: littletex1 on 28/02/2011, 06:22 PM
i cant find any more good 1s this shit