Death Inc

Dear Chalice,

I would like to ask whether it is morally wrong to watch porn i think there was an earlier post somewhere on site but i have not located it

Sincerly Darkwolf

if its one of Norton's movies its all good

tell me where is it WHERE I MUST SEE IT! i mean thats wrong why is this turing into redtube LOLOL  ;D

Well Darkwolf...I'm glad you asked.

Porn is absolutely fantastic in every scenario..but one.

Imagine this if you will -

Your family leaves you home alone for the day...WOOT! you think.

You begin the day with some breakfast..hmm..toast methinks, toast is easy and yummy at the same time...toast it is.

You eat your toast and begin to watch Dragonball reruns on TV.

After a healthy dose of nut scratching and smelling your fingers to see if you REALLY need a shower or just need one, you decide to turn on the PC and play some games.

You chuck on your favorite game at the time.

After 3 hrs of eyeball bleeding fun you decide to have some lunch..hmm...toast methinks, toast is easy and yummy at the same time...toast it is again.

After lunch, your dick decides.."hey..I want some lovin too!"

So you go back to the PC and after a quick search of "Dirty sluts doing dirty deeds"  you get a hit response of 2.2 million videos available.

You start trolling the pron universe and find a picture of a clip of a womans genitals that fills the entire pic...you quickly rip out the baby oil, tie a noose around your neck till you start chocking, zip tie your balls and get ready to go.

The clip starts and sure enough its just the axe wound that fills the screen and away you go.

25 - 45 seconds later you ejaculate (or choke to death).........just as the camera pans back and sure enough its your mother/sister on the screen and you've just blown a load over them and THATS morally wrong.

So....my advice to you is to ALWAYS fast forward the clip till you see a face..THEN rewind and go for your life :thumbup:


Hope that helps,

Chalice

p.s. This has happened to me...I just reloaded myself and the clip and went again..but I'm a sick puppy ;)

chalice, honestly how do u come up with these storys? cuase they sound kinda....... Hawt!

I'll have you know that everything in the Ask Chalice section is Factual and not fictional, they aren't stories..they are my experiences or my experiments, I'll have you know sir!!!

porn bad... funny though.

I probably could have summed it up like this as well

Porn Good =
(http://www.firefox10.com/images/hot-firefox-girl.jpg)




Porn Bad =
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/937890/80844223.jpg)
^I'd still do her though

Wow, Chal, Where do you find these attractive women, I mean seriously check out that Hippo belly.

I know right...gorgeous isnt she?

please validate your opinion before making a statement without a fundamental point of base as this only serves to feed the moral vacume.

She's a girl?
That's all you are gonna get :p

I know heaps of girls that enjoy watching porn so I don't see what that has to do with it

I blame teen insecurities

porns ok.. but only when it has a plotline.. and only when there arent scenes in which women fight off rape only to enjoy it. it makes teenage boys do bad things.

people actually care about porn plotlines? I thought everyone just skips past those.

We should make a Pirates 3"D"

Just need an add on title and some cast :) ANYTAKERS ?

pirates has the best plotline.

I wouldn't be so sure that porn is solely responsible for teenage boys doing bad things either, for starters they are not the target audience (but lets face it, they'll get their hands on it anyway). It's a wider cultural thing, sex is forced down our throats in all the popular movies and music nowadays, I can't stand listening to top 40's shit because its all about hooking up with skanks in clubs. Even walking past the girl mags like cosmo or whatever in the newsagent they have stuff all about sex plastered on their front cover. I know my little cousins are about 5-7 years old and I've heard them talking about things I didn't learn about until I was 15 :/

Bad things can be fun though!  8)

the only thing i dont like about porn is the rape fantasy. from experience. it makes nice guys shit.

yeah that anit cool

i have a camera lets make one to your standard  ;)

When I was in Japan two or so years ago, I got a porno from the equivalent of a 7/11 and it had an increbily disturbing comic porno of three Japanese soldiers raping a Chinese prisoner of war, 100% graphic, 100% disturbing, and 100% mainstream.

haha most chicks enjoy porn they just aint gonna admit it lmfao

Till you posted they thought you might :P

hahahaha

so the question is no longer is porn good or bad but, what is good or bad porn?

Yea rape is a no go....

Edit: Really awkward talking about porn with a chick I know irl...

stop hijacking the Ask Chalice threads ya mugs! :P

most of my female friends like porn

but in what context and what type of porn....
starbuck you really need to work on your statements and provide some contextual ratification.

next include photos of them watching said porn?

I don't think anybody here would complain if you did that... :-*

lol this thread has gone a bit off topic i was asking if is in GENERAL good/bad

darkwolf this thread has no bearing on you or anything to do with your said opinions and or queries to the aforementioned theory of porn morality.

this thread is now only about the context of starbuck watching porn with her friends and the accompanying photographic and video references.

please starbuck feel free to continue your theory.  

When I was on the ship we had daily cleaning stations for half hour. That is when the porn went on and anyone who complained got beaten. some times we would have it on the TV and another porno on a laptop just below the TV so there was double porn. Trust me PORN IS GOOD

double porn! :)

Hehe so good some one agrees. And has some good special affects for a porn flick.

Anglo like I said before when I was at your place late that night when it was just you n I spending quality time together working on your system. You need to watch pirates it's a good porn and good to talk about.

hmmm is it just me or what but if ur watching porn for the storyline i think ya doing it wrong lol!! :D

researching ky ???

Starbuck is a chick :P
(If that really makes any difference....<3Starbuck)

umm... but im a chick... wtf are you saying there Jstar? lol

your an aunty kylie

porns is fun, great and it what i do if im not playing PR, this includes on teamspeak. I am a little bit of a public person so if you hear some things on TS just ignore or join ur choice. Thanks love Deadeyetris xxx