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Title: New Thor trailer
Post by: Alucard on 19/02/2011, 05:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHBnrJowBZE

 ;D :D :D :D


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Number One on 19/02/2011, 07:53 PM
I CANT HAVE ANYTHING SACRED CAN I?  i bet some frigin son of Jotuns sack is behind this bloody Fotze konfrontiert Haufen Hundescheiße, Inzucht Untermenschen weichen Schwanz einzigen Gott Entmannung Film and may Tyr erbarme dich ihrer ehrlos vaterlosen Kinder


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Ametros on 19/02/2011, 08:17 PM
I like the part where he gets tasered.  :D :D :D


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Psych0Kyller on 19/02/2011, 09:02 PM
trailer makes it look really cool even though i dont like the main actor


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Crocket181 on 21/02/2011, 01:17 PM
Natalie Portman is hot. Movie meh


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Farmy on 21/02/2011, 06:03 PM
Wah boo hoo whine some more


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: DonutKing on 21/02/2011, 07:21 PM
Wah boo hoo whine some more

Isn't it great to spend night after night online in the company of your best friends? Nothing like shooting the shit with your pals after a long day of watching Star Trek VHS tapes. After the long walk upstairs, it feels so good to sit down in the Archthrone of your Painkeep, rip open a new Pringles can and start sipping a freshly concocted Mountain Dew-Quik shake you call the "Polyjuice Potion" in honor of Harry Potter. (uNF Ginny!!) You call it that because after you drink it, you transform into something completely different. Your deep cyst acne clears up, you forget about your obesity, and you can chat about anime with people who genuinely care about you. After a few hours, the chat slows down and you wander over to some Russian child porn sites you subscribe to. Here's hoping the feds don't track your Citibank card! Hehe. A good long session of stroking your four inch penis finally results in a few drops of clear semen on your flabby fist, which you wipe all over your lips and chin, inhaling deeply. Finally feeling a bit drowsy, you click off your monitor and crack open your Gentoo laptop so you can finish explaining why Babylon 5 shouldn't have been cancelled while in bed. You fall heavily onto your greasy mattress which has a stained pillow and a discolored blanket half draped on it. You sleepily type in a few lines of chat while popping some throbbing zits on your cheek, making more pin point stains on your pillow. Just as you see some orange glow around the edge of your sheet draped window you decide to catch some sleep. You hate this time of night (day?) Now your loneliness hits you like a wall. Almost every real friend you've ever made has forgotten about you or is disgusted by you. Why do you act like that? Why do you LOOK like that? You represent everything they don't want to be. Why couldn't you just stay on a diet? Why carve up every last pimple until yet another bloody crater has been dug out of your cheek? Go to sleep...go to sleep, you plead to yourself. Tomorrow is Season 4 of Voyager... Seven of Nine. You like to imagine that you're on that spaceship, part of something, part of a group. But you never will be. Tears mingle with pus stains on your pillow as you squeeze your eyes shut trying to push the terrible reality of your singular aloneness. If only you had done better in school, if only you could find a job... and you remember Mom wants you to mow the lawn tomorrow morning. Goddamn it, you're turning 30 this November and you're still doing this shit. Your life is a prison and there's no chance for parole. Seven of Nine...


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Number One on 22/02/2011, 07:45 AM
seriously fucked up dude, seriously.................


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Syklone on 22/02/2011, 08:14 AM
I liked it - reminds me of some of the people who game and i have met in real life - the similarities are striking in what DK has depicted in the text listed above.

:)


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: bageled on 22/02/2011, 01:50 PM
yowza, DK has a demon inside


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Farmy on 22/02/2011, 03:09 PM
LOL DK.

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-41cf0fe535a0fe880774ed3d9158f39c


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Crocket181 on 22/02/2011, 09:05 PM
Shit, that is some intense stuff...wow...


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Chalice on 22/02/2011, 09:20 PM
trailer makes it look really cool even though i dont like the main actor

He's an aussie isn't he?


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: Dex on 22/02/2011, 09:44 PM
he sure is. A stud that used to be on home and away.
He makes my body go tingly. ALso loved him in star trek. hubba hubba


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: DonutKing on 23/02/2011, 06:16 AM
yowza, DK has a demon inside

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECROS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY HIGHSCHOOL AND ALL THEY CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: bageled on 23/02/2011, 06:44 AM
FACEBOOK MEME


Title: Re: New Thor trailer
Post by: DonutKing on 23/02/2011, 06:50 AM
yes, so was the first one I posted :)