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Title: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: inwalda on 16/02/2011, 02:36 PM I got into an argument recently with someone at my school who said that Harry Potter was better than Star Wars. What drugs are people smoking these days?
How can Star wars possibly be worst than Harry Potter in ANY aspect? Then again, she is the smartest girl in the grade. Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: DonutKing on 16/02/2011, 02:50 PM Quote What drugs are people smoking these days? Well if its the same as my school days, mainly tobacco and pot Quote she is the smartest girl in the grade. Clearly she isn't if this is truly her opinion I'd say she's pulling your leg, nobody can be that dumb/stupid to unironically think harry potter is better than star wars I mean, look at this: (http://cdn.jazjaz.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/harry_potter.jpg) Harry Potter is basically a dumbed down version of star wars for kids, with poofy magical wizards instead of cool aliens, lazers and space ships. Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: inwalda on 16/02/2011, 02:59 PM I should show this to her. Then she will she the errors of her ways
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: cowcar on 16/02/2011, 03:22 PM hate to tell you this, but they are both equally craptastic. Star wars is the most over rated movie of all time. If someone said " which is a better movie, Star Wars or Big Momma's house?" martin lawrence would be a winner....
Honestly, the movie is about some guy who lives with his "uncle" on what looks like a meth lab. He then meets some droids, and some old dude in the sand, and then his uncle is killed... very suss to me. he then also joins up with the first guy he meets in a bar, and his friend who wears a belt but no pants. All of them jump into his space ship of debauchery, come accross lukes sister, and try to hit on her...and thats the story of star wars. Basically Lukes only special power from the "force" is the inability to know that the chick he is trying so hard to "tap" is his sister. Worse, Obi Wan knows this (we find out later), but doesnt say anything.... that millenium falcon is one messed up swingers club in space... Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Dex on 16/02/2011, 03:42 PM haha brilliant cow, +1
However, qui gon jinn is awesome, ask bageled. Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: DonutKing on 16/02/2011, 04:27 PM Quote Honestly, the movie is about some guy who lives with his "uncle" on what looks like a meth lab. He then meets some droids, and some old dude in the sand, and then his uncle is killed... very suss to me. he then also joins up with the first guy he meets in a bar, and his friend who wears a belt but no pants. All of them jump into his space ship of debauchery, come accross lukes sister, and try to hit on her...and thats the story of star wars. Basically Lukes only special power from the "force" is the inability to know that the chick he is trying so hard to "tap" is his sister. Worse, Obi Wan knows this (we find out later), but doesnt say anything.... that millenium falcon is one messed up swingers club in space... I don't see what isn't awesome about this? Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Number One on 16/02/2011, 05:40 PM while HP is clearly a rip off of starwars, starwars is a pale imitation of seven samurai in the larger setting of RAN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRUHtSgJ9o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbbfDntoRRk Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: cowcar on 16/02/2011, 06:43 PM However, qui gon jinn is awesome, ask bageled. i would say he is the most suss of all... and here is the ultimate kicker, that after watching all 6 of the films you find out: You find out that lukes father built the only gay robot in the entire universe (can we call him a sexbot?), and was best mates with OPi-wan, the pedo of the desert... who while luke was growing up, lurked nearby molesting sand people... no wonder they attacked, they probably thought thye were rescuing luke from the tear stained inflattable matress of Obi Wans cave....Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Dex on 16/02/2011, 06:49 PM don't be a hater cow.
And it is good to know you can recognize someone (obi wan) in your profession Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: KARNAGE on 16/02/2011, 07:24 PM surprisingly there are many things about star wars that aren't beleivable, mainly how Han Solo could evade a squad of troopers who are meant to enforce whatever the empire tells them to, these guys should be alright marksman, instead they all fire around him. They might be clones but they'd have to be of Stevie Wonder.
I loved Star Wars though. Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Slash on 16/02/2011, 08:01 PM There is so much blasphemy in this topic.
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: ENGAGE on 16/02/2011, 08:18 PM Star Wars series was okay. Harry Potter series was okay.
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Dex on 16/02/2011, 08:49 PM Splode was less than okay.
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Chalice on 16/02/2011, 09:18 PM star wars hands down ..harry poter is a pure rip off of a book by Sherri S Tepper :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: bageled on 17/02/2011, 06:36 AM Ango is off in his own little world, I'd like to hear the parallels between Star Wars and the Seven Samurai. (I read a funny story about how they shot the fishing scene involving live fish in the actors underpants)
There is little point breaking down stories to their skeleton/plot and saying one story is a rip off of another. When you break the narrative down that far you'll find that there are simply not many different plots out there, it is always the same plot told over and over again. The difference should be in the fleshy parts/story and how it is told. Fair enough there are plot similarities between Harry Potter and Star Wars, but the story is massivley different. A true rip off is Sword of Truth ripping off Wheel of Time. Star Wars has given us 3 great movies, and half a dozen ok movies(Caravan of Courage FTW), one great tv series(The Clone Wars), a slew of great comics, a couple of great games(KOTR), and bunch of ok games, awsome action figures, and it led to Indiana Jones. Harry Potter is 7 good films, 7 good kids books, and hand full of shit games and....Daniel Radcilff.... Star Wars FTW Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: RoBB_NZL on 17/02/2011, 06:40 AM Emily Watson? Does that balance it out?
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Splints on 17/02/2011, 07:40 AM (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9192/motivator3593515nh2.jpg)
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: bageled on 17/02/2011, 08:09 AM exactly Splints, what has Harry Potter given us?
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: bageled on 17/02/2011, 08:10 AM I'll see your Emily Watson and raise you a Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman.
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Z00111111 on 17/02/2011, 08:42 AM Emma Watson used to have that whole... underage thing going for her.
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: DonutKing on 17/02/2011, 08:56 AM Emily Watson used to have that whole... underage thing going for her. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9151127/emot-stare.gif) I'll see your Emily Watson and raise you a Carrie Fisher (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9151127/emptyquote_done.gif) Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Slash on 17/02/2011, 10:01 AM I'll see all of you Emily Watson and inform you that her name is actually Emma.
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Crocket181 on 17/02/2011, 10:37 AM Slash you rapist- knowing her name and all that. I bet you found that out looking in her rubbish
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: bageled on 17/02/2011, 11:06 AM is that bobcat goldwait in your avatar?
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Ametros on 17/02/2011, 02:00 PM surprisingly there are many things about star wars that aren't beleivable, mainly how Han Solo could evade a squad of troopers who are meant to enforce whatever the empire tells them to, these guys should be alright marksman, instead they all fire around him. They might be clones but they'd have to be of Stevie Wonder. I loved Star Wars though. Actually Karnage, most stormtroopers aren't clones. Some are (like the 501st), but the majority are just recruits (and possibly even conscripts). Anyway, Solo went to the Imperial Academy, most stormtroopers probably don't have a great deal of training. I think the Empire enforced very little law with quality of troops - more likely with their fleet and those such as Vader. Fear is their means. Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Crocket181 on 18/02/2011, 09:20 AM Shouldn't laser guns be crazy accurate because theres no recoil and no bullet ballistics?
Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Slash on 18/02/2011, 04:25 PM If you want to talk about the accuracy of enemy gunmen in movies, you really need to take a look outside of Star Wars.
I think poor aim is an epidemic in Hollywood. Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: cowcar on 18/02/2011, 05:46 PM I think poor aim is an epidemic in Hollywood. Brandon Lee might disagree with that statement.... Title: Re: Harry Potter v Star Wars Post by: Slash on 19/02/2011, 09:34 AM Well I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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