Death Inc

Chalice - Never owned one - but - whats so good about a 199x Skyline ?

And - should I get one at my age ?

Well Syklone...I'm glad you asked

Whilst the humble Skyline is in fact a good car, they now unfortunately have a stigma about them..here's why and I think its best done as a picture book.

You see, some years ago the Skyline was a mans man kind of car,
(http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funny_pic_050908/huge_man.jpg)



chock full of torque and as many horses as you could fit under the bonnet.
(http://ffden-2.phys.uaf.edu/211_spring2009.web/kevin_morden/images/one-horsepower-car.jpg)



and of course huge turbo's
(http://hooniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/giant-turbo.jpg)



women would run up, strip their gear off and wash the car for the owners
(http://over-boost.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nissan-skyline-r34-gt-r-v-spec-bikini-car-wash-10.jpg)



But then..........
















along came Damit.
(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/IMG_1129.jpg)



At first it looked promising, the car looked good and Damit was excited
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6996/p5130035cx2.jpg)




so excited that he drove that car hard and fast, adding parts and doing burnouts.
(http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/237/4784/25592391697_large.jpg)




and soon everyone was pulling their skylines apart in order to modify them to go faster and harder to do burnouts
(http://images.trademe.co.nz/photoserver/33/93012633_full.jpg)




sometimes using trees as tools to get to those hard to reach parts
(http://www.streetracersonline.com/gallery/albums/userpics/17371/normal_crashed%20skyline.jpg)




and before you know it, the humble skyline had a stigma attached to it
(http://www.spiritual-healing.co.uk/paranormal-mysteries-supernatural/stigmata/images/pic.jpg)
I said STIGMA..not STIGMATA (sorry about that)




and the quality of skyline owners plummeted and they started having trouble getting women...some even advertised their professions with the aid of T-shirt advertising in the hopes of this helping...it didn't and now the Skyline owner is seen as an outcast.
(http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/Chalice00/damit-1.png)




and now as we close this sad tale
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5BV_YADVD7o/TRCo20UIQtI/AAAAAAAAFAc/uaVab0ScAqo/s1600/cowboy-sunset.jpg)



spare a thought for our hero (damit) as he rides off alone in search for his one true love...thats not his fucking skyline, but has flesh..and titties and a FAGINA.
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/dk486/riderdamit.jpg)
(picture courtesy of this thread http://www.deathinc.com.au/index.php?topic=6811.0  if you haven't seen this thread yet its a must :) )



So there you have it Syk..do you really want to end up like poor Damit..do you really want to ride alone?


Hope that helps,

Chalice

fucking awesome.

 :PDT_Armataz_01_14:   lol that is great  :PDT_Armataz_01_14:

SO I should look into another car? Like an FTO or something ?

GOD NO..then you'll be like me and its a flip of a coin to figure out who's worse, Myself or Damit.

what if the coin lands on its side :P

Then we're all fucked and the insanity shall spread unto the masses and lay waste to the holy land that is Death Inc

if you want power and only rear wheel drive get an xr6t. end of discussion.

yeah if u want to be a gay bogan got for it 1 bhahahahah